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Saturday football

Posted: 14 Dec 2024, 05:39
by Coffee one sugar
ARSENAL vs EVERTON (1500)
One battling for top spot, although that seems increasingly remote, and the other is battling to stay in the Premier League. Only one possible outcome, right? Right. Home win.

LIVERPOOL vs FULHAM (1500)
After a spectacular opening few weeks of the season, the river has risen to claim Fulham’s chances of achieving much – or indeed anything – of note this year. Now they have the league leaders to contend with. Life’s not fair. Home win.

NEWCASTLE UNITED vs LEICESTER CITY (1500)
The outlook for the Foxes under Ruud van Nistelrooy is looking slightly more rosy. Newcastle meanwhile are struggling, with both now in the bottom half of the table. Although the hosts must go in as favourites, it will be interesting to see how this tricky encounter pans out. Home win.

WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS vs IPSWICH TOWN (1500)
A huge six-pointer. Gary O’Neil has received the public support of the club’s hierarchy. You have to feel sorry for him after his relative success last season and before that at Bournemouth. It’s hard to think that he will end this season as the Molineux boss. Draw.

NOTTINGHAM FOREST vs ASTON VILLA (1730)
This could be a right old corker. Both sides are on 25 points and sit in fifth and sixth places respectively. There’s the sense that Villa are the stronger, but Forest have home advantage, which has often come to their aid in recent seasons. Will it do so again today? Draw.


SUNDAY

BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION vs CRYSTAL PALACE (1400)
The A23 derby sees Palace languishing too close for comfort near the foot of the table while Brighton could end the day in the top four if things go their way. A good fight beckons. Home win.

MANCHESTER CITY vs MANCHESTER UNITED (1630)
How things change. The day’s second derby sees the hosts in fourth but also in trouble, while their not-so-quiet neighbours are mounting a comeback of sorts. This intriguing encounter is not as straightforward as it might have been some weeks ago. Draw.

CHELSEA vs BRENTFORD (1900)
A hattrick of local derbies sees second-placed Chelsea looking to cement their exceptional recent progress and put the heat up Liverpool’s backsides. Brentford won’t offer much opposition. Home win.

SOUTHAMPTON vs TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR (1900)
Poor old Southampton are really deep in the brown stuff. Mind you, Spurs aren’t far from there either. Still, the visitors are likely to offer way stronger opposition than the Saints can cope with. Time for the hosts to start planning for life back in the Championship? Away win.


MONDAY

BOURNEMOUTH vs WEST HAM UNITED (2000)
Few people of the claret and blue persuasion will anticipate this with undiluted optimism. We’re stuck uncomfortably close to the danger end of the table and with a manager at risk of spending new year at home. The Cherries are within a win of the top four and have a strong home record. A point will be an achievement. Draw.Image

ARS vs EVE
LIV vs FUL
NEW vs LEI
WOL vs IPS
NFO vs AST

BHA vs CRY
MCY vs MNU
CHE vs BRE
SOU vs TOT

BOU vs WHU



CHAMPIONSHIP
Struggling Pompey were given a good hiding last night at Derby, leaving a mere two points all that separate the bottom five. Yorkshire dominates the top, with Sheffield Utd and Leeds in first and second places. In the play-off places, Blackburn go into today’s game with Luton on the back of five consecutive wins. Two draws, meanwhile, have seen Burnley slip from top to third as they take on Norwich on Sunday. Middlesboro, just outside the top six, host Millwall in lucky 13th today while Sunderland (4th) make the long trek to Swansea.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 22:08
by Massive Attack
Fauxstralian wrote: 19 Dec 2024, 21:40 The sub keeper is 26 & has been at Tottenham for 9 years without playing a match

  
I can still remember Fabianski being about 25 at Arsenal before he really got to play and even then it was only bits and pieces. Weren't until he went to Swansea when he was about 30 did he start playing regularly at this level. 

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 22:03
by Massive Attack
Mad Ferret" wrote: 19 Dec 2024, 21:48 4-2 to the teapot lids.

Their name is on the trophy, it seems.
I very much doubt it but of all the Trophies going, the mickey mouse cup is the only 1 they could win. 

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:49
by twoleftfeet
I’ll stick with Fabianski thank you.

These 2 are utterly gash.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:48
by Mad Ferret
4-2 to the teapot lids.

Their name is on the trophy, it seems.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:40
by Fauxstralian
The sub keeper is 26 & has been at Tottenham for 9 years without playing a match

Desperate Dan looking utterly desperate in the Tottenham goal
Just need Lanzini to put one in the top corner in the last minute
If they blow this reckon Fat Ange is out the door 

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:36
by twoleftfeet
How many goals this season have come from this fucking tippy tappy football? If you’re 3-0 up then get the ball down the other end stop fucking around. 

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:32
by Mad Ferret
Can’t see Spurs blowing this.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:31
by threesixty
Don’t think I’ve ever seen a keeper make 2 errors like that in a row. 
That’s bonkers. 
id sub him. His mind must be all over the place. 

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:24
by goose
3-3 incoming 

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:19
by Mad Ferret
Why no chance?

Ange always wins something in his second season.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:17
by twoleftfeet
Mad Ferret" wrote: 19 Dec 2024, 21:15 Spurs will win the League Cup, I fear.
No chance. 

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 19 Dec 2024, 21:15
by Mad Ferret
Spurs will win the League Cup, I fear.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 18 Dec 2024, 23:20
by Massive Attack
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 18 Dec 2024, 23:16
Massive Attack" wrote: 18 Dec 2024, 22:09 Got £70 out of tonight's 3 results. Might go splash out on a new set of dusters and tea towels now..
Contemplating a lady on tomorrows game, but really undecided on who.

Personally. I wish that both could lose.
Man Utd for me. Sadly they can't both lose (yet)..

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 18 Dec 2024, 23:16
by Mike Oxsaw
Massive Attack" wrote: 18 Dec 2024, 22:09 Got £70 out of tonight's 3 results. Might go splash out on a new set of dusters and tea towels now..
Contemplating a lady on tomorrows game, but really undecided on who.

Personally. I wish that both could lose.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 18 Dec 2024, 22:09
by Massive Attack
Got £70 out of tonight's 3 results. Might go splash out on a new set of dusters and tea towels now..

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 18 Dec 2024, 21:54
by ragingbull
Southampton player Paul Onuachu, I'm getting Ali Dia vibes.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 16 Dec 2024, 10:06
by Ladysmith
Percy Dalton" wrote: 16 Dec 2024, 09:56
Ladysmith wrote: 15 Dec 2024, 23:15 The real shame for Martin is that he missed Maddison’s 2nd which was special.
You're one tedious cսnt
You have identified what you believe is a problem
What are you going to do about it?


Re: Saturday football

Posted: 16 Dec 2024, 09:56
by Percy Dalton
Ladysmith wrote: 15 Dec 2024, 23:15 The real shame for Martin is that he missed Maddison’s 2nd which was special.
You're one tedious cսnt

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 16 Dec 2024, 01:39
by Manuel
twoleftfeet wrote: 15 Dec 2024, 22:41 Another one bites the dust, Russell Martin.

He is dating Lucy Pinder though so not too much sympathy for him. 
You said that before you fucking weirdo.

This thing that was mentioned on here before about a manager can become a victim of his own success i.e get a side promoted and then sacked once in the PL, I do think there is something in that. That said, the Saints are Martin are fucking pathetic and in this case the stubborn cսnt deserved the bullet. Back to the Championship for him.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 15 Dec 2024, 23:15
by Ladysmith
The real shame for Martin is that he missed Maddison’s 2nd which was special.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 15 Dec 2024, 23:00
by Sydney_Iron
Ladysmith wrote: 15 Dec 2024, 22:56
To be fair Spurs were on fire in that first half,

A bit like when we played them, absolutely no stopping them!
🎣

🏊🏊‍♂️🏊‍♀️

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 15 Dec 2024, 22:58
by twoleftfeet
Ladysmith wrote: 15 Dec 2024, 22:56
twoleftfeet wrote: 15 Dec 2024, 22:41 Another one bites the dust, Russell Martin.

He is dating Lucy Pinder though so not too much sympathy for him. 
To be fair Spurs were on fire in that first half,

A bit like when we played them, absolutely no stopping them!
Oh fuck off you twat.

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 15 Dec 2024, 22:56
by Ladysmith
twoleftfeet wrote: 15 Dec 2024, 22:41 Another one bites the dust, Russell Martin.

He is dating Lucy Pinder though so not too much sympathy for him. 
To be fair Spurs were on fire in that first half,

A bit like when we played them, absolutely no stopping them!

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 15 Dec 2024, 22:41
by twoleftfeet
Another one bites the dust, Russell Martin.

He is dating Lucy Pinder though so not too much sympathy for him. 

Re: Saturday football

Posted: 15 Dec 2024, 22:00
by RBshorty
Dislike the South coast teams with a passion. We hardly ever turn up. And always huff and puff at the best of times. Can see losing all 3 with this team.?