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Working in Singapore we were taken on a company day out by Ferry to Batam Indonesia. The ‘do’ was on a Kampong stilted complex above the water. I was showing off High diving into the water until I went for a dump and saw the bogs were open and dropped turds straight into the drink.

So I have shat and dived into shit on the Equator

I would have thought if you lived in the Thames Water catchment quite a few of your turds would have reached the Equator by now.

Singapore. I’ll have an IPA

Koh Samui.

Khamis Mushayt, Saudi Arabia

Tenerife

Bukit Lawang in Sumatra. Also where an aggressive Macaque stole my very hot tea, swigged it down in one and ran off screaming in pain. Served the little fucker right.

At the museum / visitor's centre in Quito. Also stood astride the line with one ball in the northern and the other in the southern hemisphere.

Mombassa Kenya.

Probably Kenya or Rio, I'll have to check the map. The most memorable was in the Gambia where I had a desperate urge to defaecate. Then we arrived at a beach; so I rushed into the sea, but about 4 others had followed me and every time I tried to move away they kind of followed me Eventually I pulled my shorts down and just got on with it. Two things shocked me at that point. One was the semi formed faeces did not just disappear behind as I expected, It floated, and worse, it came up in front of me. I moved from the scene as quickly as I could, and luckily nobody else spotted the floating nuggets of foul smelling excrement.

stubbo wrote: ↑20 Jan 2025, 15:27 Do we need a  topic icon with the myriad 'when did you last shit' threads we've had lately?

Osaka, Japan.
Brisbane, Australia.
Rio de Janeiro / Sao Paulo, Brazil.

Neither of them are very close to the equator.

Couldnt give you exact co-ordinates but has to be close to being bang on it.  Travelling down wtih the flotilla to the Falklands back in 82.

I read that as Wetherspoons has no log, but knowing Hatred, I bet he's left a few there.

It's a shame Wetherspoons has no logo, as that'll be perfect for Lenny.

Do we need a  topic icon with the myriad 'when did you last shit' threads we've had lately?

Another one for Singapore 

A quick check and it would be Kuala Lumpar, just over 200 miles north of it. Might have had a shit in a plane, a bit closer but probably not.

Singapore. 85 miles north of it. 

I’m going to say Bengaluru.

The Maldives - 221 miles away

You'd surely be able to remember shitting on the equator, as you'd look to see which way your poo went round the toilet?

I've been to Nanyuki in Kenya, so assuming I had a shit that day - ON the equator.

Somewhere in Florida. Not particularly close. That would also be my most southerly shit. I'm not sure I've ever been into the southern hemisphere, amazingly. Most notherly shit will have been in Reykjavik. Most westerly in Vancouver and most Easterly in Tokyo.

Fun game.