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Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 14 Mar 2025, 09:33
by Manuel
As is 'Hendo' Henderson. Rashford back in. Maguire left out 🙄


Goalkeepers:
  • Jordan Pickford
  • Dean Henderson
  • Aaron Ramsdale
  • James Trafford
Defenders:
  • Marc Guehi
  • Reece James
  • Levi Colwill
  • Ezri Konsa
  • Tino Livramento
  • Jarell Quansah
  • Dan Burn
  • Kyle Walker
  • Myles Lewis-Skelly
Midfielders:
  • Jude Bellingham
  • Eberechi Eze
  • Jordan Henderson
  • Curtis Jones
  • Cole Palmer
  • Declan Rice
  • Morgan Rogers
Forwards:
  • Anthony Gordon
  • Jarrod Bowen
  • Phil Foden
  • Marcus Rashford
  • Dominic Solanke
  • Harry Kane

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 24 May 2025, 06:24
by chevy chase
Smart not picking him.  Save him for the games that actually matter when the usual melts fold.

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 24 May 2025, 01:17
by BillyJenningsBoots
Ladysmith wrote: 23 May 2025, 17:43 Without a doubt Bowen will be moving to a champions league club this summer.
Ooh who can you possibly mean? 🤔 

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 20:30
by Massive Attack
https://talksport.com/football/premier- ... as-tuchel/

Bowen has been in decent form either scoring or laying it on for others 11 goals scored/assisted in the last 14 matches since returning from injury. 

Tuchels a proper cսnt. Cannot wait for him to hurry up and fuck off. 

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 20:04
by Massive Attack
goose wrote: 23 May 2025, 19:56
Ladysmith wrote: 23 May 2025, 17:43 Without a doubt Bowen will be moving to a champions league club this summer.
I wonder what will happen first:
Bowen leaving or
You dying of AIDS 
Bollocks to that, what's more tragic is the sad twat even finds the time to keep messaging on a West Ham Forum when he/she should really be making the most of their Trophy parade!

And they have a nerve to say we are more obsessed about them! 🤣🤣🤣

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 19:56
by goose
Ladysmith wrote: 23 May 2025, 17:43 Without a doubt Bowen will be moving to a champions league club this summer.
I wonder what will happen first:
Bowen leaving or
You dying of AIDS 

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 19:55
by honky cat
I thought Bowen had made his excuses due to his wedding? 

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 17:54
by Massive Attack
He/She said that last year as well. He aint Harry Kane (One of your own) desperate to leave. Still here...

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 17:44
by Takashi Miike
you can fuck right off

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 17:43
by Ladysmith
Without a doubt Bowen will be moving to a champions league club this summer.

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 17:40
by Grumpster
Joke that Henderson gets in ahead of the clearly brilliant Wharton who could.potentially be better than Rice.

Was embarrassing enough when he was keeping Parker out the team, bloke is as average a midfielder as I've ever seen play for England.

Joke if Bowen is out for Madueke for football reasons, but am sure it's because he's on the piss.

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 17:25
by fraser
The Potter effect

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 16:44
by Lee Trundle
I actually thought Henderson retired last year with Ajax.

That's how on the pulse I am with European football. 😆

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 16:43
by Gank
Happy to see Toney included. 

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 16:43
by RBshorty
Ain't Bowen got a wedding to go to.? A lot of shill merchants are screaming on YT. Either way.



BARMAN.!

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 16:42
by Massive Attack
goose wrote: 23 May 2025, 10:59 Noni Mandueke??? who is Tuchel trying to kid here?
Mandueke has scored 7 league goals, 3 of which were a hat-trick in August. 
In the calendar year he has 2 goals and 1 assist.

Bowen has 7 goals and 4 assists.

I can't even be bothered to talk about the likes of Henderson and Walker............

England will never win anything.
An old pet favourite innit. 

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 16:40
by honky cat
goose wrote: 23 May 2025, 10:59 Noni Mandueke??? who is Tuchel trying to kid here?
Mandueke has scored 7 league goals, 3 of which were a hat-trick in August. 
In the calendar year he has 2 goals and 1 assist.
 
Madueke ran the length of the pitch to hug Potter at the end of the game at Stamford bridge. Watch this space . . 

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 15:44
by Sir Alf
Not seen the squad and know Bowen struggled to make any impact when finally given a start under Tuchel in his last game. But Bowen is a great finisher and would be invaluable as a bench option / impact sub.  Tuchel’s “star” has been on the wane since he took the Chelsea job hasnt it? Anyway, he’s probably gonna follow the age old formula of picking a player on past reputation, club they play for and not form. Bowen’s goal and assist record is pretty damn good when you consider he’s been in a struggling team all season.

England managers never learn and besides nothing will ever be won without 3 West Ham players in the team. Since we struggle to field 3 English players in the West Ham team I suspect England wont be winning anything soon.

Eddie Howe’s turn next once Tuchel completes his fvcking up 🤭   

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 14:32
by goose
Swiss. wrote: 23 May 2025, 14:26
goose wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:45
Swiss. wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:41
So you have to read every post on a thread you moron?  I do have a proper job unlike you cleaning shit out of public toilets. 
I hope your 'proper job' doesn't involve anything too tough, like reading something before you comment on it.

you div.
Yeah like I put a lot of importance to comments on here by spastics like you. Try and stay on topic you moron. 
Not my comment you had to read though was it?
Probably a good idea to check the England squad before making comments on who is in or out.

I appreciate the irony of you making a fool of yourself and then calling others 'morons' when they point it out to you.

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 14:26
by Swiss.
goose wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:45
Swiss. wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:41
Lee Trundle" wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:19 Saka's there.

Follow the thread, simpleton.
So you have to read every post on a thread you moron?  I do have a proper job unlike you cleaning shit out of public toilets. 
I hope your 'proper job' doesn't involve anything too tough, like reading something before you comment on it.

you div.
Yeah like I put a lot of importance to comments on here by spastics like you. Try and stay on topic you moron. 

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 12:30
by scott_d
Mad Ferret" wrote: 23 May 2025, 10:39 It's becoming evident that Bowen needs to join a bigger club to further his England career.
You mean he needs to join your lot ?
(Take 2)

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 12:25
by Mad Ferret
scott_d wrote: 23 May 2025, 12:24
Mad Ferret" wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:05 Yeah really not sure how that defence will cope against the mighty Andorra.
You mean he needs to join your lot ?
Maybe try that again, you simpleton.

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 12:24
by scott_d
Mad Ferret" wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:05 Yeah really not sure how that defence will cope against the mighty Andorra.
You mean he needs to join your lot ?

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 11:59
by aldgate
think he's picked every english chelsea player then filled in the gaps

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 11:50
by violator
Thank fuck for that, imagine him doing his ACL or something in a kickabout against either of those cunting countries.

Re: Bowen included in Tuchel's first England squad

Posted: 23 May 2025, 11:45
by goose
Swiss. wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:41
Lee Trundle" wrote: 23 May 2025, 11:19 Saka's there.

Follow the thread, simpleton.
So you have to read every post on a thread you moron?  I do have a proper job unlike you cleaning shit out of public toilets. 
I hope your 'proper job' doesn't involve anything too tough, like reading something before you comment on it.

you div.