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Posted: **01 Jun 2025, 05:58**

With all the Anti - English /white man shit going on in our own country at present.. It got me thinking .
Ill send off for a DNA Kit analysis of my history .and maybe id finally find out the truth that my ancestors were actually black from Somalia .?
turned out worse than that.I'm 52% Celt.
I'm currently on a downer

You ..?

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 15:46**

XKhammer wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 15:20
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 15:17
XKhammer wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 15:11
Well on the positive side you ain't a prick anymore

Any excuse to mention male genitals. Again. Is that your offer of "help"?

That's a very brave reply seeking as you ain't got any balls

And yet another mention of male genitals!

That's quite a trend you're setting, right there.

If anybody actually cared - which they clearly don't - they could draw some conclusions about you that you definitely won't like/accept.

Takes all sorts to make the world though, so crack on.

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 15:20**

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 15:17
XKhammer wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 15:11
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 14:59
As you are the obvious site expert on this very matter, a subject that you try to ram into any thread about anything, the least anyone 100% reasonable could expect is for you to offer the help that you are suggesting I seek.

Well on the positive side you ain't a prick anymore

Any excuse to mention male genitals. Again. Is that your offer of "help"?

That's a very brave reply seeking as you ain't got any balls

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 15:17**

XKhammer wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 15:11
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 14:59
XKhammer wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 14:43
Seek help trannie ...always thought you was pre op.....thanks for the update

As you are the obvious site expert on this very matter, a subject that you try to ram into any thread about anything, the least anyone 100% reasonable could expect is for you to offer the help that you are suggesting I seek.

Well on the positive side you ain't a prick anymore

Any excuse to mention male genitals. Again. Is that your offer of "help"?

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 15:11**

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 14:59
XKhammer wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 14:43
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 04:13 I am Madeline McCann and I claim my five pounds.

OK, I've had "the operation" which means I can no longer box for the UK Olympics women's team next time around and I now calculate my age in "dog years", as is my right, but I still claim my five pounds, anyway.

Seek help trannie ...always thought you was pre op.....thanks for the update

As you are the obvious site expert on this very matter, a subject that you try to ram into any thread about anything, the least anyone 100% reasonable could expect is for you to offer the help that you are suggesting I seek.

Well on the positive side you ain't a prick anymore

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 14:59**

XKhammer wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 14:43
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 04:13 I am Madeline McCann and I claim my five pounds.

OK, I've had "the operation" which means I can no longer box for the UK Olympics women's team next time around and I now calculate my age in "dog years", as is my right, but I still claim my five pounds, anyway.

Seek help trannie ...always thought you was pre op.....thanks for the update

As you are the obvious site expert on this very matter, a subject that you try to ram into any thread about anything, the least anyone 100% reasonable could expect is for you to offer the help that you are suggesting I seek.

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 14:43**

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑06 Jun 2025, 04:13 I am Madeline McCann and I claim my five pounds.

OK, I've had "the operation" which means I can no longer box for the UK Olympics women's team next time around and I now calculate my age in "dog years", as is my right, but I still claim my five pounds, anyway.

Seek help trannie ...always thought you was pre op.....thanks for the update

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 04:13**

I am Madeline McCann and I claim my five pounds.

OK, I've had "the operation" which means I can no longer box for the UK Olympics women's team next time around and I now calculate my age in "dog years", as is my right, but I still claim my five pounds, anyway.

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 02:26**

wils wrote: ↑03 Jun 2025, 10:26 I reckon they just throw the DNA in the bin, and send out the ancestry based on the surname with a bit random neighbouring countries checked in.

Has anyone ever sent their DNA to two different companies to see if they get the same result?

I registered my name as Mohammad Keith chegwin ..

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 02:24**

Gary Strodders shank" wrote: ↑02 Jun 2025, 11:12 During lockdown a bloke down the pub who used to proudly describe himself as English patriot (with the bulldog ) to mstch and huge Brexiteer actually found out he was half French.

Be careful what you wish for ?

Was the bloke down the pub called Norman ?

Posted: **06 Jun 2025, 02:17**

joe royal" wrote: ↑03 Jun 2025, 11:19
wils wrote: ↑03 Jun 2025, 10:26 I reckon they just throw the DNA in the bin, and send out the ancestry based on the surname with a bit random neighbouring countries checked in.

Has anyone ever sent their DNA to two different companies to see if they get the same result?

I did Ancestry & 23 & me, they both came back pretty similar , 23& me seemed more in-depth, lots more trace dna, mostly african and native american

I sent my specimen under the name Mohammed Keith chegwin

Posted: **05 Jun 2025, 17:12**

Gank wrote: ↑04 Jun 2025, 22:35
Invite them over for dinner. How could you say no to close family who you've never met getting in touch and saying they want to meet up?

I have a cunning plan.

We'll tell them that we're serving Beef Wellington and I'm sure they'll be beating our door down.

Posted: **04 Jun 2025, 22:35**

Bungo wrote: ↑04 Jun 2025, 13:57 Whilst my lineage is very ordinary, Mrs Bungo is directly and closely related to the family of the Earl of Lindsey and Abingdon.

Sadly she comes from a side of the family that did not inherit wealth, so has been forced to join the common workforce with the rest of us.

One day though, I'm sure we will be contacted by an aristocratic solicitor (think Kind Hearts and Coronets) with some good news for us... Or maybe not...

Invite them over for dinner. How could you say no to close family who you've never met getting in touch and saying they want to meet up?

Posted: **04 Jun 2025, 13:57**

Whilst my lineage is very ordinary, Mrs Bungo is directly and closely related to the family of the Earl of Lindsey and Abingdon.

Sadly she comes from a side of the family that did not inherit wealth, so has been forced to join the common workforce with the rest of us.

One day though, I'm sure we will be contacted by an aristocratic solicitor (think Kind Hearts and Coronets) with some good news for us... Or maybe not...

Posted: **04 Jun 2025, 11:58**

A true gentleman is one who knows how to play bagpipes but does not.

Posted: **04 Jun 2025, 10:13**

"I know I am different from you people, but I am who I am. And who are you? I hear you ask.

Well, it's a good question. I am an esteemed British gentleman. Well bred to the manor born. I can speak 14 languages, as long as they are English. I can play any instrument, apart from bagpipes, they sound fucking terrible to everyone.

I can fashion any tree, any hedge into a vulva. In the days before medicine, I survived Gonorrhoea, Chlamydia, the plague, club-foot, leprosy, black fever, yellow fever, night fever.

But most important, and I must emphasise that this is the most important thing about me, I am a certified master coxman"

Posted: **03 Jun 2025, 12:08**

The term "Celt" can refer to a group of related ethnicities and cultures in Western Europe, particularly those who share similar Celtic languages and histories. While some consider "Celtic" a meta-ethnicity, encompassing various regional groups, others see it as a cultural or linguistic designation rather than a single, unified ethnicity.

In other words. It's not a DNA characteristic as such but a linguistic one.

I doubt you speak a Celtic language.

Posted: **03 Jun 2025, 11:19**

wils wrote: ↑03 Jun 2025, 10:26 I reckon they just throw the DNA in the bin, and send out the ancestry based on the surname with a bit random neighbouring countries checked in.

Has anyone ever sent their DNA to two different companies to see if they get the same result?

I did Ancestry & 23 & me, they both came back pretty similar , 23& me seemed more in-depth, lots more trace dna, mostly african and native american

Posted: **03 Jun 2025, 10:26**

I reckon they just throw the DNA in the bin, and send out the ancestry based on the surname with a bit random neighbouring countries checked in.

Has anyone ever sent their DNA to two different companies to see if they get the same result?

Posted: **03 Jun 2025, 09:03**

I did one once and I was something like ‘99% north west European’ or similar. Very dull.

Posted: **03 Jun 2025, 06:25**

honky cat" wrote: ↑01 Jun 2025, 07:26 These sites will harvest DNA and create AI robots/soldiers all because Doris in Bristol was desperate to find out she was 10% Welsh.

Don't worry, if you had a covid test the CCP have your DNA.

Posted: **03 Jun 2025, 05:44**

Sydney_Iron wrote: ↑03 Jun 2025, 02:08 With this current narrative that it was in fact black and brown people who brought culture and civilisation to the world and people like the Vikings and Romans were such as well when they settled the British isles!

Where the fuck did all the white cunts come from? Obviously invaded or arrived illegally from somewhere?

Although i was born in England my heritage is Irish on my dads side and Danish on my mothers, I’m currently “occupying” stolen indigenous land in Australia as a white invader

White cunts are clearly Neanderthals in denial. All/any DNA evidence that suggests otherwise is clearly and obviously fake news. The BBC should be on this like a Dalek on a dustbin.

Posted: **03 Jun 2025, 02:08**

With this current narrative that it was in fact black and brown people who brought culture and civilisation to the world and people like the Vikings and Romans were such as well when they settled the British isles!

Where the fuck did all the white cunts come from? Obviously invaded or arrived illegally from somewhere?

Although i was born in England my heritage is Irish on my dads side and Danish on my mothers, I’m currently “occupying” stolen indigenous land in Australia as a white invader

Posted: **02 Jun 2025, 14:00**

Fuck knows where the last 5% comes from:

Posted: **02 Jun 2025, 11:23**

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑02 Jun 2025, 11:19
Gary Strodders shank" wrote: ↑02 Jun 2025, 11:12 During lockdown a bloke down the pub who used to proudly describe himself as English patriot (with the bulldog ) to mstch and huge Brexiteer actually found out he was half French.

Be careful what you wish for ?

SACRE BLEU!

On his mum's side I think although he was on a hiding to nothing as he never knew who his real dad was.

The rumour was it was some soldiers (probably Polish

)

Posted: **02 Jun 2025, 11:19**

Gary Strodders shank" wrote: ↑02 Jun 2025, 11:12 During lockdown a bloke down the pub who used to proudly describe himself as English patriot (with the bulldog ) to mstch and huge Brexiteer actually found out he was half French.

Be careful what you wish for ?

SACRE BLEU!

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