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They really need to bring him back out of retirement so to rip the shit out of the new breed of wanky Insta/Woke Celebs. He'd murder them..
 




Nb - At a time when the Beeb weren't completely stuck up it's own arse too.

 

Dennis Pennis:
[to Demi Moore] Are there any circumstances, if it wasn't gratuitous and it was tastefully done, would consider keeping your clothes on in a Movie?

He was good as the psychiatrist in ‘Afterlife’

Paul Kaye is OK for a gooner. Played a gooner hooligan in Cass didn't he. Ironically once worked for Spurs and had an office in WHL. He's also of Jewish origin. 

Love ''It's All Gone Pete Tong"'. 

 

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑07 Aug 2025, 19:35 Chris Morris is a comedy God.

Remember watching his genius film Four Lions with my bird when it first came out in a Cinema in Luton and the Screening was full of locals and everyone was roaring their heads off at it taking zero offence. Remember this was released only 4 years after 7/7 where many were on edge. That's how good his poignant satirical work was, crossing divides with ease tackling tough subjects with the funniest darkest humour.

El Scorchio" wrote: ↑07 Aug 2025, 18:43

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑07 Aug 2025, 18:33 Yeah but that 1 time would be comedy gold. If you had to choose 1 high profile Celeb he'd get to mug off, who would you want him to go for?

Oh that's easy! James Corden. Nice to see an utter cսnt get mugged off.
Second place Stephen Fry.

And your good self?

Chris Morris is a comedy God.

Remember watching his genius film Four Lions with my bird when it first came out in a Cinema in Luton and the Screening was full of locals and everyone was roaring their heads off at it taking zero offence. Remember this was released only 4 years after 7/7 where many were on edge. That's how good his poignant satirical work was, crossing divides with ease tackling tough subjects with the funniest darkest humour.

Pub Bigot" wrote: ↑07 Aug 2025, 18:37 I think he said he regretted asking Steve Martin why he wasn’t funny anymore. 

He was harsh, but hilarious. 

Chris Morris was another who was incredibly funny, but shows like The Day Today and Brass Eye wouldn’t happen today, sadly. 






 

 

This is the Sullivan one. 

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑07 Aug 2025, 18:33 Yeah but that 1 time would be comedy gold. If you had to choose 1 high profile Celeb he'd get to mug off, who would you want him to go for?

I think he said he regretted asking Steve Martin why he wasn’t funny anymore. 

He was harsh, but hilarious. 

Chris Morris was another who was incredibly funny, but shows like The Day Today and Brass Eye wouldn’t happen today, sadly. 




 

Yeah but that 1 time would be comedy gold. If you had to choose 1 high profile Celeb he'd get to mug off, who would you want him to go for?

He might get away with it once, but after that any big celebrity will be hastily ushered away from him by PR people these days before he gets a chance.

I reckon the typical thicko "Influencer" types, especially in the States would fall hook, line and sinker for his antics running rings around them. He'd roast the Kardashaians or even a Puff Daddy for example. He'd ruin Sadiq Khan as well.

I also think he's smart enough to go close to the bone without crossing over a line. He'd imply shit that would sound riske but reckon he'd tip-toe expertly around it. But not on the Beeb as they are finished as a credible Boradcaster of quality entertainment anymore. It would be more of a YouTube thing like what Spitting Image have managed to reinvent.

Wouldn't last 5 mins now, just like Sacha Baron Cohen.
Plus I think he's too well known and distinctive looking for anyone to fall for it plus being too old, and in the age of social media you'd never be able to get a show out fast enough because 20 people will be filming it on their phones and uploading it to various platforms- probably slating him for being mean to celebs- if he gets close to them before PR people usher them away.

For a minute there I thought he'd carked it.

I'd forgot him, yes he was very entertaining. 
 

He was great in his day, but Offcom would shut him down immediately.