Saw this heading on the OS. Thought it might say:
(1) He’s a fat cvnt
(2) He’s crap in the air
(3) He’s painfully slow
(4) He was Brighton’s 5th choice CB
(5) He gets injured a lot
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 03 Sep 2025, 23:10
by Massive Attack
(10) Holds the Guinness world record for having his name mistaken with other world greats such as Julius Caesar, Dame Julie Andrews and DJ Judge Jules.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 03 Sep 2025, 22:44
by MaryMillingtonsGhost
(9) Enjoys castrating lame donkeys (with his teeth). But only after a session of naked hang-gliding over Epping Forrest. It's just not as enjoyable otherwise.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 03 Sep 2025, 22:32
by eusebiovic
8) He played the part of a Latino street urchin/felon in L.A Law and venerable lawyer Victor Sifuentes (Jimmy Smits) was assigned to get him off his charges
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 17:05
by Mex Martillo
Welcome Igor
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 17:04
by Mex Martillo
Please tell me likes kicking other players to understand why we have him.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 16:50
by honky cat
I reckon he'll turn out to be a cult hero. Maybe HOTY if "Cunting Fuckface" doesn't win it.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 16:45
by Westham67
7)He is reptile and only performs in the warmer weather
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 13:36
by Dick Shaftsbury
Hope he kicks Kudas up in the air in a couple of weeks.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 13:25
by Nurse Ratched
6) He was created by Dr Who, who cloned Junior using the severed finger of his 'father'.
stubbo-admin wrote: ↑02 Sep 2025, 12:07
West Ham have confirmed the signing of Igor Julio on loan from Brighton & Hove Albion for the 2025/26 season. The centre-back joins to add depth on the left side of the defence.Starting his career in the Red Bull system with RB Brasil, it wasn’t long before Igor moved up the ranks to RB Salzburg in the Austrian top flight. While there, he spent time at their farm club Liefering in the second tier and went out on loan twice: initially to Wolfsberger AC where he played every match bar one in the second half of the 2017/18 season under Heimo Pfeifenberger and Robert Ibertsberger, and then to FK Austria Vienna where he played the vast majority of the following season at both left-back and left-centre-back as Die Veilchen finished fourth, comfortably clear of city rivals Rapid.
Having picked up key experience in the Austrian Bundesliga, Igor then moved on a permanent transfer from RB Salzburg to Italian club SPAL before heading to Fiorentina to play first under Giuseppe Iachini, then under Cesare Prandelli, then Iachini again and finally Vincenzo Italiano. It was only after Italiano’s arrival that Fiorentina began to finally look upward again, after some challenging years in Serie A’s bottom half, and Igor was crucial to the team during this upturn in form. Italiano swiftly dispensed with Iachini’s three-at-the-back system and moved to a 4-2-3-1 that saw La Viola move from sixth from bottom for average possession (46.3%) to second behind Napoli (57.7%).This change benefited Igor greatly as the Brazilian was finally able to show some of his most positive on-ball traits, ranking in the top 3% of Serie A centre-backs in the 2021/22 season for overall pass completion (91.8%) while simultaneously appearing inside the top 20% for riskier longer pass attempts (9.47 per 90). These numbers clearly indicate Igor’s impressive passing range and ability to operate at a high level both as a short circulator in defence and as a longer passer to connect with the frontline.
Given that second element, it is no surprise to see Igor also ranked inside the top 15% for progressive passing distance that season (393 yards per 90) while recording 3.57 passes to the final third per 90 (top 21%). The following season, he improved as a forward carrier with 140 yards gained per match via carry which, when combined with his positive passing, left him 12th best amongst Serie A centre-backs with over 85% pass completion for total yards gained per 90 (470).These progressive qualities translated seamlessly to the Premier League after Igor’s transfer to Brighton. The Brazilian performed equally well with the ball under Roberto De Zerbi in the 2023/24 season, finishing one place higher (11th) amongst Premier League centre-backs, with over 90% pass completion this time, for total yards gained per 90 (550). Even more impressive is Igor’s press-resistance and ability to carry into dangerous areas: no central defender completed more take-ons per 90 than Igor in that season (0.88) and only a handful of his positional peers, including Manchester City duo Rúben Dias and Nathan Aké, outranked him for carries into the final third (1.26 per 90).
Clearly, Igor’s standout qualities come with the ball but this hasn’t stopped the Brazilian from performing well in duels throughout his career. In his first Premier League season, playing in a possession-dominant system often operating from a three-at-the-back both with the ball and in defensive transition, Igor recorded 68.4% success in his aerial duels and 58.6% success in his tackles against dribblers. His aerial success outmatched highly rated box defenders like Dan Burn (68.2%), Nathan Collins (67.6%) and former West Ham star Craig Dawson (66.3%). And similarly, he outperformed top defenders as a tackler, finishing ahead of Crystal Palace captain Marc Guehi (58.3%), fellow Brazilian centre-half Murillo (57.6%) and new PSG signing Ilia Zabarnyi (46%).A left-footer capable of playing at left-centre-back and left-back, Igor adds necessary depth and competition to the backline after Nayef Aguerd’s departure. The Brazilian will add similar talent with the ball while also being capable of contributing positively as a dueller in defence. And if Igor can bring these elements back together under Graham Potter, West Ham might just be able to get him back into the form he showed under Italiano at Fiorentina, where he helped return La Viola to European competition, restoring them to their rightful place amongst the Italian elite.
Does anyone seriously bother to read this stats analysis shit? Give it a rest Stubbo for Christ's sake.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 13:13
by Mad Ferret
Yeah bore off, Stubbo. Seriously.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 12:58
by Come On You Irons
stubbo-admin wrote: ↑02 Sep 2025, 12:07
West Ham have confirmed the signing of Igor Julio on loan from Brighton & Hove Albion for the 2025/26 season. The centre-back joins to add depth on the left side of the defence.Starting his career in the Red Bull system with RB Brasil, it wasn’t long before Igor moved up the ranks to RB Salzburg in the Austrian top flight. While there, he spent time at their farm club Liefering in the second tier and went out on loan twice: initially to Wolfsberger AC where he played every match bar one in the second half of the 2017/18 season under Heimo Pfeifenberger and Robert Ibertsberger, and then to FK Austria Vienna where he played the vast majority of the following season at both left-back and left-centre-back as Die Veilchen finished fourth, comfortably clear of city rivals Rapid.
Having picked up key experience in the Austrian Bundesliga, Igor then moved on a permanent transfer from RB Salzburg to Italian club SPAL before heading to Fiorentina to play first under Giuseppe Iachini, then under Cesare Prandelli, then Iachini again and finally Vincenzo Italiano. It was only after Italiano’s arrival that Fiorentina began to finally look upward again, after some challenging years in Serie A’s bottom half, and Igor was crucial to the team during this upturn in form. Italiano swiftly dispensed with Iachini’s three-at-the-back system and moved to a 4-2-3-1 that saw La Viola move from sixth from bottom for average possession (46.3%) to second behind Napoli (57.7%).This change benefited Igor greatly as the Brazilian was finally able to show some of his most positive on-ball traits, ranking in the top 3% of Serie A centre-backs in the 2021/22 season for overall pass completion (91.8%) while simultaneously appearing inside the top 20% for riskier longer pass attempts (9.47 per 90). These numbers clearly indicate Igor’s impressive passing range and ability to operate at a high level both as a short circulator in defence and as a longer passer to connect with the frontline.
Given that second element, it is no surprise to see Igor also ranked inside the top 15% for progressive passing distance that season (393 yards per 90) while recording 3.57 passes to the final third per 90 (top 21%). The following season, he improved as a forward carrier with 140 yards gained per match via carry which, when combined with his positive passing, left him 12th best amongst Serie A centre-backs with over 85% pass completion for total yards gained per 90 (470).These progressive qualities translated seamlessly to the Premier League after Igor’s transfer to Brighton. The Brazilian performed equally well with the ball under Roberto De Zerbi in the 2023/24 season, finishing one place higher (11th) amongst Premier League centre-backs, with over 90% pass completion this time, for total yards gained per 90 (550). Even more impressive is Igor’s press-resistance and ability to carry into dangerous areas: no central defender completed more take-ons per 90 than Igor in that season (0.88) and only a handful of his positional peers, including Manchester City duo Rúben Dias and Nathan Aké, outranked him for carries into the final third (1.26 per 90).
Clearly, Igor’s standout qualities come with the ball but this hasn’t stopped the Brazilian from performing well in duels throughout his career. In his first Premier League season, playing in a possession-dominant system often operating from a three-at-the-back both with the ball and in defensive transition, Igor recorded 68.4% success in his aerial duels and 58.6% success in his tackles against dribblers. His aerial success outmatched highly rated box defenders like Dan Burn (68.2%), Nathan Collins (67.6%) and former West Ham star Craig Dawson (66.3%). And similarly, he outperformed top defenders as a tackler, finishing ahead of Crystal Palace captain Marc Guehi (58.3%), fellow Brazilian centre-half Murillo (57.6%) and new PSG signing Ilia Zabarnyi (46%).A left-footer capable of playing at left-centre-back and left-back, Igor adds necessary depth and competition to the backline after Nayef Aguerd’s departure. The Brazilian will add similar talent with the ball while also being capable of contributing positively as a dueller in defence. And if Igor can bring these elements back together under Graham Potter, West Ham might just be able to get him back into the form he showed under Italiano at Fiorentina, where he helped return La Viola to European competition, restoring them to their rightful place amongst the Italian elite.
Does anyone seriously bother to read this stats analysis shit? Give it a rest Stubbo for Christ's sake.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior (Julio)
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 12:46
by Swiss.
He's a racist five times over.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 12:07
by stubbo-admin
West Ham have confirmed the signing of Igor Julio on loan from Brighton & Hove Albion for the 2025/26 season. The centre-back joins to add depth on the left side of the defence.Starting his career in the Red Bull system with RB Brasil, it wasn’t long before Igor moved up the ranks to RB Salzburg in the Austrian top flight. While there, he spent time at their farm club Liefering in the second tier and went out on loan twice: initially to Wolfsberger AC where he played every match bar one in the second half of the 2017/18 season under Heimo Pfeifenberger and Robert Ibertsberger, and then to FK Austria Vienna where he played the vast majority of the following season at both left-back and left-centre-back as Die Veilchen finished fourth, comfortably clear of city rivals Rapid.
Having picked up key experience in the Austrian Bundesliga, Igor then moved on a permanent transfer from RB Salzburg to Italian club SPAL before heading to Fiorentina to play first under Giuseppe Iachini, then under Cesare Prandelli, then Iachini again and finally Vincenzo Italiano. It was only after Italiano’s arrival that Fiorentina began to finally look upward again, after some challenging years in Serie A’s bottom half, and Igor was crucial to the team during this upturn in form. Italiano swiftly dispensed with Iachini’s three-at-the-back system and moved to a 4-2-3-1 that saw La Viola move from sixth from bottom for average possession (46.3%) to second behind Napoli (57.7%).This change benefited Igor greatly as the Brazilian was finally able to show some of his most positive on-ball traits, ranking in the top 3% of Serie A centre-backs in the 2021/22 season for overall pass completion (91.8%) while simultaneously appearing inside the top 20% for riskier longer pass attempts (9.47 per 90). These numbers clearly indicate Igor’s impressive passing range and ability to operate at a high level both as a short circulator in defence and as a longer passer to connect with the frontline.
Given that second element, it is no surprise to see Igor also ranked inside the top 15% for progressive passing distance that season (393 yards per 90) while recording 3.57 passes to the final third per 90 (top 21%). The following season, he improved as a forward carrier with 140 yards gained per match via carry which, when combined with his positive passing, left him 12th best amongst Serie A centre-backs with over 85% pass completion for total yards gained per 90 (470).These progressive qualities translated seamlessly to the Premier League after Igor’s transfer to Brighton. The Brazilian performed equally well with the ball under Roberto De Zerbi in the 2023/24 season, finishing one place higher (11th) amongst Premier League centre-backs, with over 90% pass completion this time, for total yards gained per 90 (550). Even more impressive is Igor’s press-resistance and ability to carry into dangerous areas: no central defender completed more take-ons per 90 than Igor in that season (0.88) and only a handful of his positional peers, including Manchester City duo Rúben Dias and Nathan Aké, outranked him for carries into the final third (1.26 per 90).
Clearly, Igor’s standout qualities come with the ball but this hasn’t stopped the Brazilian from performing well in duels throughout his career. In his first Premier League season, playing in a possession-dominant system often operating from a three-at-the-back both with the ball and in defensive transition, Igor recorded 68.4% success in his aerial duels and 58.6% success in his tackles against dribblers. His aerial success outmatched highly rated box defenders like Dan Burn (68.2%), Nathan Collins (67.6%) and former West Ham star Craig Dawson (66.3%). And similarly, he outperformed top defenders as a tackler, finishing ahead of Crystal Palace captain Marc Guehi (58.3%), fellow Brazilian centre-half Murillo (57.6%) and new PSG signing Ilia Zabarnyi (46%).A left-footer capable of playing at left-centre-back and left-back, Igor adds necessary depth and competition to the backline after Nayef Aguerd’s departure. The Brazilian will add similar talent with the ball while also being capable of contributing positively as a dueller in defence. And if Igor can bring these elements back together under Graham Potter, West Ham might just be able to get him back into the form he showed under Italiano at Fiorentina, where he helped return La Viola to European competition, restoring them to their rightful place amongst the Italian elite.
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 09:41
by Briano
1. His mother and father were so heavily tattooed, he was actually born with a small tattoo on his neck
2. He is the youngest of 14 kids born in the Favelas
3. He is a black belt in Brazilian Ju Jitzu
4. he once appeared in Eastenders as an extra sitting in Ian Beales cafe
5. He gave my Conscierge mate A £50 tip for taking the bags up to his room at Claridges
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 01:13
by chim chim cha boo
Just been on a Brighton forum that's apparently going for a 'most adverts to cover a phone screen' world record and apparently and I think honestly they couldn't give two fucks about him leaving or where he's gone although one poster referred to us as 'wet sham' which I find quite hurtful and offensive. Probably a p̶o̶o̶f̶ antiques dealer with glasses on a chain around his neck?
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 00:45
by Sydney_Iron
Well he can’t be any worse than the last Brighton loan player we had (crosses fingers) he was fucking gash!
Welcome to West Ham Igor son
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior
Posted: 02 Sep 2025, 00:26
by Jaan Kenbrovin
I knew all of these.
Here is an alternative that a mate from Florence told me.
1. Every tattoo he has was drawn by his blind sister
2. He owns a 4 acre slug farm
3. He cannot use escalators after a horrific child hood experience
4. He has a bathroom in his kitchen
5. His favourite song is Tears by Ken Dodd
Re: 5 things you didnt know about Igor Junior
Posted: 01 Sep 2025, 23:42
by Nurse Ratched
That's a relief. When I read 'Igor Junior', my mind immediately went to Oddbod Junior.