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A statement / response that in all honesty is what you would expect from the board. 
Sullivan isn't selling up, Brady will remain.

Only way to make changes is to not put your hard earned cash in their pockets.

nychammer wrote: ↑18 Sep 2025, 11:43 talks of integrating youth but we haven't seen a single one our youth players take the field in anger this season but we've seen plenty of the slow ageing plodders, and what exactly is Mark Noble doing?  

and what exactly is Mark Noble doing?  

talks of integrating youth but we haven't seen a single one our youth players take the field in anger this season but we've seen plenty of the slow ageing plodders, and what exactly is Mark Noble doing?  

Only1billybonds: "If they were going to change, they would have done so by now."
Exactly right.
 

I think that statement says one thing above all others.

We failed. 

"Feedback about improving the matchday atmosphere at the stadium has been recognised"

Really?...it's been completely ignored since the day they took over, so them 'recognising' it now, is several years too late and the damage has been done. 

And sadly not one of those rats were Brady or Sullivan.

Only three dead rats under the floorboards today. 

They all love the smell of Portakabin damp in the morning!

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑18 Sep 2025, 09:54 She's actually trying to gloat about our tin pot Training Facilities by comparison to what some others have.

All that said to me is 

'Member when we won a trophy? Member? Member?'

'Also please please PLEASE don't make us look bad by protesting. Please? Pleeeeease?!'

It reads like several board members vomited their “thoughts” into a bucket. Which was then stirred and rinsed through the arse end of ChatGPT alongside the instructions “don’t make me sound too stupid” and “do make some cheap appeals to a fan base fans we despise”.

As a full-time writer, I can tell you that parts of that statement are AI generated. Nailed on.

"We're not run like a circus anymore"

She's actually trying to gloat about our tin pot Training Facilities by comparison to what some others have.

Basically have admitted that, yes our training facility are embarrassing and league 1 level but it's a safe space where players can jump out of the tumble dryers and do tik toks

Here. Fishy,Fishy,Fishy…..

So what they've done when they decided to rip us away from our Home is to totally mismanage expectations by getting it all back to front.  What they should have done is started off managing expectations by saying, yeah we'll look to be getting regular top half finishes, strong Cup runs, European qualifications in the first 5 years of moving as they've just stated. Yep, sounds realistic and manageable and many would be on board with that to begin with.  

Then the next 5 years after that start aiming for regular top 6 finishes, trying to win 1 of the domestic Cups and try to seriously qualify for the Champions League. But no, the dopey cunts get it all arse about face and end up lying through their teeth to begin with instead raising our fanbase expections through the stratosphere. 

As for qualifying for Europe, we only managed it 3 times out of 9 seasons and 1 of those was because of a newly founded 3rd rate European Cup that suddenly materialised. Nothing close to qualifying for the Champions League in a decade since moving. With regards to League finishes in the top 6 itself, we only managed it once during the freak Covid season that had no crowds (that also helped spark our qualification in to Europe).

Just 4 times we finished inside the top 10 in 9 seasons, going on for 10 this season by the looks of it. I strongly believe today and held this view when we were still at the Boleyn that we could have achieved the same level of success, if not better had we remained. Even taking the heavy pastings at the new Stadium as some kind of barometer for instance where we rarely got tonked at the Boleyn in recent times, yet have suffered many since the move now at 'Home'.

the best bit........

"to reassure all supporters that we continue to listen"




2nd best bit.........

"Sporting Director Mark Noble"

That's not Brady, its computer generated nonsense. Pure ChatGPT.

C&P from Wiki:
Nonsense and misinformation presented as fact by ChatGPT and other LLMs is often called hallucination, bullshitting, confabulation, or delusion. A 2023 analysis estimated that ChatGPT hallucinates around 3% of the time.=10.8333px The term "hallucination" as applied to LLMs is distinct from its meaning in psychology, and the phenomenon in chatbots is more similar to confabulation or bullshitting.

A lazy and insulting statement.

The absolute contempt for the fan base within that statement is the feason I forced myself to stop giving a fuck. There is no joy,optimism or celebration left in me anymore. Misery, rejection and disgust are abundant though and until these cunts have gone, I'll stay this way. If they were going to change,they would have done so by now. They are happy to sit on their fortunes whilst not caring a lot about the fans. As long as we finish at least 17th every season, thats fine as it keeps the tv money rolling in. I've known bad times before with this club and have remained devoted but not anymore. Fuck em!!

More fucking spin than my washing machine.

Cunts

Agreed as below. They’ve completely missed the point & just put out some spin about how great they are.

All that statement is going to do is strengthen everyone's resolve in getting them out.

They're such a bunch of stupid idiots.