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Brentford v Manchester United
League positions: 15 v 8
Current Form Factor: 15 v 16.

Stats say a Man U win, but who can tell?
Draw

Chelsea v Brighton & Hove Albion
League positions: 5 v 13
Current Form Factor: 11 v 10

Chelsea should edge this, but both teams have very similar current forms.
Home Win

Crystal Palace v Liverpool
League positions: 10 v 1    
Current Form Factor: 15 v 41

Stats say Bye-bye Palace, but if Carlsberg did bogey-teams, Palace would be Liverpool's.
Away win

Leeds United v A. F. C. Bournemouth
League positions: 11 v 4
Current Form Factor: 11 v 37

Stats say a win for Bournemouth. I'm not sure - Leeds are buzzin'.
Home Draw.

Manchester City v Burnley
League positions 9 v 18
Current Form Factor: 11 v 9

Whatever the stats say, City win all day long.
Home win.

Nottingham Forest v Sunderland
League positions: 16 v 6
Current Form Factor: 10 v 23

Again the stats suggest a Sunderland win; will their honeymoon ever end?
Draw.

Tottenham Hotspur v Wolverhampton Wanderers
League positions: 3 v 20
Current Form Factor:  31 v 0

Jesus Christ was less nailed on to the cross than this game's result.
Home win (probable rampage).

Aston Villa v Fulham
League positions: 17 v 7
Current Form Factor: 14 v 23

Stats oppose each other. My bollocks ain't big enough to call other than a draw.
Away Draw

Newcastle United v Arsenal
League positions: 12 v 2
Current Form Factor: 21 v 30

Looks Arsenal will be singing the happy toon.
Away win for me.

Everton v West Ham United
League positions: 14 v 19
Current Form Factor: 20 v 13

Stats say home win, heart says home win, head says home win.
Arseholes! Bollocks! cսnt! Tits! Jizz! Fuck it! Got the hump already: Home Win

 

Forest fans singing to Ange sacked in the morning.

The Championship looking open again

12 midweek matches, no home wins
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Millwall 0 Coventry City 4
Oh dear

onsideman wrote: ↑28 Sep 2025, 18:56 Got to say, I'm obviously no fan of Lego head and hope and pray that Rice finishes his career with just one trophy, but I despise Newcastle so I liked that.

Ant, Dec and Shearer can go fuck themselves.

The Spurs of the North.

Dirty fuckers. Entitled fans.with that perma-tanned monkey hanging on Howe's every word

Fuck off

Rice was immense for the Arse today. Covered every blade of grass and did so much covering.

A lot of our issues are down to  not replacing him with at least a player with a similar profile. Someone with an engine, covers ground quickly and who works tirelessly in midfield. 

Since he went we have brought in Alvarez, JWP. Rodruiguez and now Fernandes and Magassa.  Magassa looks to be closest to Rice in terms of interceptions snd winning midfield duels but he doesnt look as athletic .  Hopefully he grts to grips with the pacs and physical needs of the Prem lge very quickly

Got to say, I'm obviously no fan of Lego head and hope and pray that Rice finishes his career with just one trophy, but I despise Newcastle so I liked that.

Ant, Dec and Shearer can go fuck themselves.

The Spurs of the North.

Dirty fuckers. Entitled fans.with that perma-tanned monkey hanging on Howe's every word

Fuck off

Sir Alf" wrote: ↑28 Sep 2025, 18:40 We’ll show them a different way to defend their corners in a couoke if games time.  Gabriel could get 6 goals if Nuno cannot perform a miracle in under 2 weeks 

Interesting league this year at the top, Liverpool look like the team to beat but City are starting to look good again and Arsenal will be close too. They're all playing a different sport to us at another level that unfortunately their funding creates... FFP is making sure it's fair for them and not others. 

We’ll show them a different way to defend their corners in a couoke if games time.  Gabriel could get 6 goals if Nuno cannot perform a miracle in under 2 weeks 

We're only 3 points behind Newcastle.

Newcastle threw that away to the Corner King bores. 

Bollocks.

How is Gabriel still on the pitch after clumping the German in the face? He puts his forearm in the guys face as he runs past.

Now 1-0 Geordies. Oh dear oh dear Arteta. Not looking good for you currently 5 points off the top in 7th and losing again to Howe who has a hex over him. 

There's not a great deal Pope could do after he successfully got a toe to the ball, he couldn't suddenly evaporate. He wasn't reckless lunging in putting the Striker in danger, made himself as big as possible and unfortunately for the Striker because he got a touch of the ball, you can't then give a foul when his momentum takes him in to the Keeper. And even then Pope's trying to lean out of it so he doesn't get clattered worse. 

What's funnier is say Newcastle gor on to win this, with all the bad blood in the past reharding VAR between the two sides, Legohead is odds on blowing his lego hair off his head post match which will be entertaining. 

I'm one of VAR's harshest critics but that's not a Penalty from what I saw of the incident. 

Gooners now hit the post!

Not for me, anywhere else on the pitch that’s a foul. Striker still goes past him and he takes him out.

Never a Penalty. Pope did well to get a nick of the ball and stay as big as possible without trying to foul the Gooner striker, then the contact happened after his toe touched the ball. Naturally legoheads doing his pieces, but fuck him.

For once VAR has got it right.

VAR has been an absolute shambles this weekend.
I’m no arsenal fan but that’s a penalty.
yesterday VAR made mistakes at Brentford (red card), Palace (salah handball) & Chelsea (penalty not given).

Watkins goal had the slight touch of the old Zamora against Arsenal, that.

Fulham have looked pretty decent first 30min, should be further ahead and have had some dubious calls go against them.

they’re one of those teams that always gets the wrong end of decisions.

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 19:35 Do like Le Bris with what he's done for Sunderland. 1 to keep an eye on for the future. Especially as we go through managers every 6 months or so.

Spurs 1 - Wolves 1 Full time. Needed that last minute equaliser. 

1-1

0-1 Wolves

Massive Attack" wrote: ↑27 Sep 2025, 17:09 Well done to drag yer fucking feet Sullivan on passing up the chance of getting Glasner when we could. Now look at both Clubs. Be careful what you wish for wanting Moyes sacked? I fucking wanted Glasner post-Final you clueless cսnt!  

That should have been us and not Palace with what he's doing there if only we had some genuine ambition and decisive decision making post Europa Conference Final...