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Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 10:17
by Come On You Irons
Destroyed Like Humphreys 6-1 in sets in the final of the World Grand Prix last night.
He is a generational talent who can dominate the game of darts for years to come if he wants to. He needs to go on a diet and shift a few stone though!
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 12:47
by Gank
Littler is on an African passport.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 12:26
by Massive Attack
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑14 Oct 2025, 11:15
Beau is French for beautiful. Greaves is either shin armour or rendered fat like crackling.
So her name translates as beautiful shin armour or beautiful crackling.
And a fucking good dart player!

Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 12:26
by THUNDERCLINT
Takashi Miike" wrote: ↑14 Oct 2025, 10:21
you seen her? built like a brick shithouse is being kind
ManBearPig is real!!!
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 11:15
by Iron Duke
Beau is French for beautiful. Greaves is either shin armour or rendered fat like crackling.
So her name translates as beautiful shin armour or beautiful crackling.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 10:34
by Massive Attack
Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 10:17
He is a generational talent who can dominate the game of darts for years to come if he wants to.
Then goes and loses to a questionable young bird. He clearly don't want to.

Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 10:21
by Takashi Miike
you seen her? built like a brick shithouse is being kind
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 10:07
by Leonard Hatred
Losing to a splitarse.
The SHAME of it.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 08:11
by onsideman
Russ of the BML" wrote: ↑14 Oct 2025, 08:09
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 19:44
Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.
Back down to Earth.
I thought it was a bit unfair he was going into that tournament. I mean, imagine being favourite and then you are drawn against Littler? Anyhow, its turned out to be an amazing moment for Groves.
*she*
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 08:09
by Russ of the BML
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 19:44
Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.
Back down to Earth.
I thought it was a bit unfair he was going into that tournament. I mean, imagine being favourite and then you are drawn against Littler? Anyhow, its turned out to be an amazing moment for Groves.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 08:08
by Russ of the BML
Alfs wrote: ↑14 Oct 2025, 00:16
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 19:44
Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.
Back down to Earth.
They'd make a handsome couple, wouldn't you say?
Pair of stunners
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 07:41
by THUNDERCLINT
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 19:44
Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.
Back down to Earth.
She...Bwahahaha. It's fucking head is so big it belongs on Easter Island.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 05:32
by Massive Attack
Eastside surge" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 15:23
Can’t believe his nickname isn’t Adolf !
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 14 Oct 2025, 00:16
by Alfs
Iron Duke" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 19:44
Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.
Back down to Earth.
They'd make a handsome couple, wouldn't you say?
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 19:44
by Iron Duke
Today he lost the World Youth semifinal 6-5 to Beau Greaves. He had a 107 average and she averaged 105.
Back down to Earth.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 16:47
by El Scorchio
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 13:46
Darts pulls in big crowds and TV audiences. Good luck to them and Littler's a superstar at it already.
Second most watched sport on Sky after football, I think.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 15:23
by Eastside surge
Can’t believe his nickname isn’t Adolf !
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 15:03
by Mike Oxsaw
When does a "game" officially become a "sport"?
Who decides?
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 14:52
by Far Cough UKunt
It's not stalking for calling you out as a helmet.
HTFHYFC
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 14:21
by fraser
Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 13:09
violator wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 11:04
El Scorchio" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 10:55
I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.
Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."
Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."
Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."
Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"
Happy Monday, stalkers.
I feel like the concept of a chat forum escapes you..
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 13:46
by Massive Attack
Darts pulls in big crowds and TV audiences. Good luck to them and Littler's a superstar at it already.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 13:43
by Vexed
He can dominate a sport that's not even a fucking sport that barely anyone gives a fuck about. Good for him.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 13:42
by Massive Attack
honky cat" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 13:29
The darts season runs from 11 Dec to 3 Jan.
I don't know why they even bother for the rest of the year.
For Dart fans and competitors who love it.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 13:29
by honky cat
The darts season runs from 11 Dec to 3 Jan.
I don't know why they even bother for the rest of the year.
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 13:09
by Come On You Irons
violator wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 11:04
El Scorchio" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 10:55
I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.
Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."
Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."
Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."
Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"
Happy Monday, stalkers.
What exactly did I call wrong? I said he was a good player at a pub game and a fat northern cսnt. What was wrong in any of that?
Re: Luke Littler
Posted: 13 Oct 2025, 11:17
by Massive Attack
El Scorchio" wrote: ↑13 Oct 2025, 10:55
I still always remember COYI's comments on Littler from last year.
Come On You Irons » 01 Jan 2024 23:06"Awful performance from Michael Van Gerwen. Deserved to crash out. It's certainly opened up for the balding, beardy lardarse freak of a 16 year old."
Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 11:53"I find the media talk about this tubby 35 year old looking lard arse as being the ""greatest ever sporting teenager"" hyperbolic nonsense. For a start, darts is no way a sport. It is a pub game played by beer swilling, junk food gorging fatties like Littler. To compare him to prime athletes in proper sports is farcical. Yes, he is very talented at accurately throwing arrows at a board a few feet away but a prime sports person that does not make him."
Come On You Irons » 03 Jan 2024 22:33"Good start by Luke Humphries there. At least he actually looks like a sports person unlike the lard arse, fat northern cսnt he's playing. Hopefully it will be a 7-0 white wash."
Come On You Irons » 04 Jan 2024 18:36"What an absolute joke that lardy Littler has been named in the Premier League in place of world number 7 Danny Noppert. Pathetic, in fact!"
It's not Luke Littler for me!