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Signed, Sealed. Delivered. 

5 year contract (until he's 32!!).  26m + Add Ons.

Welcome Taty.  Good Luck!

From I'd photo I saw earlier he looks more like Fatty Castlemane XXXXL.

We needed (need) help at both ends of the pitch. We were way short up front (and still are on the left flank) and way short at centre back. Fixing both was or is paramount. We may well stem the goals if Todibo gets a good CB partner. I think he'd work well with a big bruiser type. A Dunk or Tarkovsky. Doesn't even have to be a particularly skilled or cultured player. Just a big nasty fucker who is going to shout at everyone and needle the opposition. You know- exactly what Kilman should and could be.

eusebiovic wrote: ↑08 Jan 2026, 12:35

theaxeman wrote: ↑08 Jan 2026, 12:32 Wilson is probably still the best striker on our books.

Despite the fact his knees are shot to pieces as well as his hamstrings

theaxeman wrote: ↑08 Jan 2026, 12:32 Wilson is probably still the best striker on our books.

Wilson is probably still the best striker on our books.

Yeah they looked ok, from what we saw.

Shame the bloke who caused Forest all sorts of problems last time round, was nowhere to be seen…..

This Taty lad was prolific in the MLS but that is an overvalued league that lacks real quality other than ex-superstars in their dotage.

I hope he can help us but it doesn't look likely.

There are lads playing in our National League who could comfortably hold their own against the rest of the chaff in the MLS - regardless of the fact you need to stump up 1billion dollars to join the closed shop in the first place.



 

They both looked alright. Neither of them has the thing the whole side badly lacks, though.

And they certainly won't keep us up.

Cambiron wrote: ↑06 Jan 2026, 23:30 Thought he looked OK. Not sure Pablo is any good though. 

Thought he looked OK. Not sure Pablo is any good though. 

Mad Dog" wrote: ↑06 Jan 2026, 23:18 Far cough

"sácame de aquí"  (Im learning spanish)

Dont know how "the fuck" would be translated in thia contest 

Dut I do know "me cago en la lecce" ia how spanish would express "fuck jt"  it translates for some reason to "i shit in the milk"

Far cough

"sácame de aquí"  (Im learning spanish)

Dont know how "the fuck" would be translated in thia contest 

Dut I do know "me cago en la lecce" ia how spanish would express "fuck jt"  it translates for some reason to "i shit in the milk"

Does anyone think this guy and Pablo Phil have been signed with a view to next season in the Championship? 

 

Far Cough UKunt" wrote: ↑06 Jan 2026, 23:04 What's get me the fuck out of here, in Spanish?

What's get me the fuck out of here, in Spanish?

Wilson even at 33/34yo up top over him all day long in this clinical ruthless League.

I thought he looked like he wanted it far more than most of the others and did what he could. Tried to hold a high line and get the others forward. He’s surround by utter shit though. Utter utter shit. 

Yet again spunking 25m on a player with no obvious sign of any notable pace...

Looks earnest and puts a shift in but so did Trevor Morley and he was a bargain.

twoleftfeet wrote: ↑06 Jan 2026, 22:44

Eerie Decent" wrote: ↑06 Jan 2026, 22:42 As feared, an average player with not much pace, who doesn't have one stand out asset that the team lack.

Don't get me wrong, we lack a fucking lot, but at least if he was a monster in the air, or lightening quick, or strong as an Ox, we could rely on that in moments. Instead, he's just a bit... average.

a 7/10 on his very best day. Terrific.

One game? Fucking hell. I thought we would give them a few games to settle in. 

His boots are shaped like 50p pieces. Still can't get over that effort that landed to him plum in the box first half only to shank it back to where it came from out wide with no one near him. What is it about us spunking away £25M on Striker dross. He did run about a bit, I'll give him that damning by faint praise.

Both Mendes and Nuno have absolutely seen us coming...

Eerie Decent" wrote: ↑06 Jan 2026, 22:42 As feared, an average player with not much pace, who doesn't have one stand out asset that the team lack.

Don't get me wrong, we lack a fucking lot, but at least if he was a monster in the air, or lightening quick, or strong as an Ox, we could rely on that in moments. Instead, he's just a bit... average.

a 7/10 on his very best day. Terrific.

As feared, an average player with not much pace, who doesn't have one stand out asset that the team lack.

Don't get me wrong, we lack a fucking lot, but at least if he was a monster in the air, or lightening quick, or strong as an Ox, we could rely on that in moments. Instead, he's just a bit... average.

a 7/10 on his very best day. Terrific.

Nutsin wrote: ↑06 Jan 2026, 14:20 Some cսnt will kick him up in the air and he’ll come down with a season ending injury if he’s any good.

It’s the West Ham way.

We still need a center back or two and we still haven’t replaced Declan.

Until we address these 3 positions we will continue to leak too many goals.

As for a keeper that remains a concern but we can’t expect to fix everything this window, can we?

Some cսnt will kick him up in the air and he’ll come down with a season ending injury if he’s any good.

It’s the West Ham way.

We still need a center back or two and we still haven’t replaced Declan.

Until we address these 3 positions we will continue to leak too many goals.

As for a keeper that remains a concern but we can’t expect to fix everything this window, can we?

Apparently a relentless worker who never gives up. That will have the rest of the players confused.