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We've got a few new players lacking a ditty of any sort...what can the WHO lyricists come up with for:

- Taty
- Pablo 
- Mo Kante
- Callum Wilson
- Malick Diouf

And Bowen probably needs a new one, given he's not just shagging Dani Dyer any more.

Anyone else that could do with some musical accompaniment?

When the ball hits the net
Like a fucking Exocet
That's Traore

 

There was something in the air that night
He shoots on sight, Fernandes
We were singing there for you and me
For victory, Fernandes
Now we never think that we can lose
When you plays in the East End 
If you have to do the same again
Please shoot, my friend, Fernandes
 

Inspired by the denizens of WHO...

(to the tune of My Old Man's a Dustman)

Ohhhh....Pablo is a chaser, he likes to run around,
We think he's useless in the air and useless on the ground
We paid far too much money, his beard is quite a sight,
But he's just like a rabid dog, he'll chase you day and night.

Taty Castellanos has the same number of syllables as Paolo Di Canio. Just saying

For Pablo we could have

Gash .. A-ha

To the tune of flash by queen

Someone on here already has the bones of a taty song along the lines of lip up fatty. Maybe "we've got tatty, ah, we've got tatty, are you ready" 

Super Callum is fantastic
Nuno thinks he's useless 
Even though he bangs them in
He thinks he's fucking hopeless
If you say he has no legs
You'll always sound a bit clueless 
Super Callum is fantastic
Nuno thinks he's useless 
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Taty Taty Taty Taty 
Taty Taty Taty Taty
Taty Taty Taty Taty 
Taty Taty Taty Taty
Taty Taty Taty Taty 
Taty Taty Taty Taty
Taty Taty Taty Taty 
Taty Taty Taty Taty
Taty Taty Taty Taty 
Taty Taty Taty Taty
Taty Taty Taty Taty 
Taty Taty Taty Taty
Tatman!
Tatman!
Tatman!
Tatman!
Tatman!
Tatman!
Tatman!
Taty Taty - TATMAN!


I'll get me coat....

 

Mike Oxsaw" wrote: ↑24 Jan 2026, 17:30 Is Taty pronounced Tattie or Tay-tee?

Oh, and Super Callum is fantastic...I need to work on the big finish, though.

Malick Diouf, Diouf Diouf,
He's a Hammer, can't you see?
Malick Diouf, Diouf Diouf,
He's at home in East Twenty
Plays on the left, on the right in the centre just to please,
Come and cheer him every game and sing (t)his melody
 

We've got two Kantes. Not just Mo Kante. I just don't think you understand. A Kante on the pitch, A cսnt on the board. We've got two Kantes at West Ham.

A bit try hard, perhaps (as I know that's not quite how you pronounce it)?

Is Taty pronounced Tattie or Tay-tee?

Oh, and Super Callum is fantastic...I need to work on the big finish, though.