i didnt know whether to post this in football or off topic, so feel free to move it.
i'm sure you've all seen snippets on social media. New club song. I think its quite wonderful.
You's?
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 17:15
by cup of tea
Nope, not for me, its utterly cringeworthy. Unfortunately its just a reflection on modern society (which is shit) where the sole aim, in this case anyway, isn't to promote West Ham but for cuntbook, twatter and instatcunt views.
This song can fuck off, its bad enough being at the toilet bowl let alone having a song like this utter shit 'representing' us
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 13:12
by Chip Shop Charlie
A reflection of today's fan-base...soft and wanky. Give me the Cockney Rejects any day.
We ain't spurs.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 12:47
by Nutsin
They should rename the song, “ you’ll never take the East End but you can have the children.”
Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: ↑10 Feb 2026, 08:04
Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.
Only Trevor Brooking, silly old cսnt - what was he thinking.
I hope it gets a few plays over there tonight.
All together now
Going out on a limb despite all the banter I rate this tune and the sentiment! The culture will never die….vould get Olivia Dean to do a cover….⚒
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 09:02
by Mad Ferret
Really hope this song gets an airing tonight.
Huge game which needs a huge atmosphere.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 08:51
by honky cat
Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: ↑10 Feb 2026, 08:04
Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.
Only Trevor Brooking, silly old cսnt - what was he thinking.
I hope it gets a few plays over there tonight.
All together now
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 08:42
by BRANDED
If Disney did football.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 08:04
by Dick Shaftsbury
Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 10 Feb 2026, 07:41
by Beef&Tomato
Can we delete this and pretend it never happened.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 09 Feb 2026, 17:38
by yngwies Cat
It's a bit cold play/nu Arsenal and the whoo whoo bit at the end is a bit cringe.
Geezers got a good voice mind
Should have done the bad manners tatty song.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 09 Feb 2026, 16:14
by stubbo-admin
Gank wrote: ↑08 Feb 2026, 14:08
Honky, I've just realised that you are JJ Jones and I'm sorry if you found my comment offensive. Keep trying at the music, mate. You'll find an audience eventually.
Swiss. wrote: ↑06 Feb 2026, 14:51
Sorry but I found this cringeworthy
Theres a dance remix out next week
I hope so
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 08 Feb 2026, 14:08
by Gank
Honky, I've just realised that you are JJ Jones and I'm sorry if you found my comment offensive. Keep trying at the music, mate. You'll find an audience eventually.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 07 Feb 2026, 20:24
by honky cat
factory seconds" wrote: ↑07 Feb 2026, 11:06
to the dreary wet wipes who listen to this to spice up their ed sheeran playlist while perfuming their testicles at the behest of their wife's boyfirend, if you get to command the zeitgeist and somehow push this song into prominance ala that apocalyptically cringeworthy goon dirge, then i'm demanding we replace twist and shout with stabwound by necrophagist.
Aww mate, lighten up
I reckon this is a shoe in for Eurovision
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 07 Feb 2026, 11:06
by factory seconds
to the dreary wet wipes who listen to this to spice up their ed sheeran playlist while perfuming their testicles at the behest of their wife's boyfirend, if you get to command the zeitgeist and somehow push this song into prominance ala that apocalyptically cringeworthy goon dirge, then i'm demanding we replace twist and shout with stabwound by necrophagist.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 06 Feb 2026, 23:16
by honky cat
Swiss. wrote: ↑06 Feb 2026, 14:51
Sorry but I found this cringeworthy
Theres a dance remix out next week
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 06 Feb 2026, 14:51
by Swiss.
Sorry but I found this cringeworthy
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 15:04
by Massive Attack
Gank wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 14:59
Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 14:59
by Gank
Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 11:34
by OK_Guy
Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑05 Feb 2026, 07:41
Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
in protest?
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 11:30
by Mike Oxsaw
Sounds like the type of thing Sullivan would fully support as a replacement for "Bubbles" as he tries to cut yet another connection with a past that made us who we are.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 11:23
by Eerie Decent
If this ever gets played at the cuntbowl, I'll be walking out, lively.
Re: You'll never take the east end
Posted: 05 Feb 2026, 10:50
by honky cat
We're winning the FA cup.
Our year, our song
Shame top of the pops is no more, Joseph strumming away accompanied by Todibo, Roid donkey, and the gang swaying along in hammers leisurewear.
