The Millwall Promotion Thread

[Leonard Hatred]

Currently one point off an automatic promotion spot.

It'd be good having them in the PL innit?

Provided we stay up, obvs. 

Would liven the place up a bit.


MMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...........

[Gaffer58]

Faux, it would still be the same number of London derbies, as spuds will be going in the opposite direction!

[Fauxstralian]

We have played them 94 times since 1899 9 of which were when they were called Millwall Athletic
We haven’t played them for 14 years and I doubt anyone could name any of their players
They are in the playoffs at least and on form a decent chance for automatic promotion behind Coventry 
I think most would welcome their promotion only if it meant we played (and beat them h & a) next season.
The police will obviously be dreading them coming up given our games & the number of London derbies
Trying to police the open spaces around London Stadium will be a task

[Steady]

I think a lot of added spice gets chucked in when you consider that they are the closest thing to being a club from the East End, they played originally on the IOD. Although West Ham have always been in East London,we were never based in the actual East End. For old cunts like me who originate from that part of the smoke, it was always a fact that we found irksome at times

Our club were founded by Thames Ironworks in Trinity Buoy Wharf which is the old East End (west of the River Lea). So both clubs originated in the East End rather than East London.

[only1billybonds]

I think a lot of added spice gets chucked in when you consider that they are the closest thing to being a club from the East End, they played originally on the IOD. Although West Ham have always been in East London,we were never based in the actual East End. For old cunts like me who originate from that part of the smoke, it was always a fact that we found irksome at times

[Massive Attack]

Forget noon K.O. times to try and prevent us from kicking off with each other in the Premier League, they'll be demanding it be played at 4am in the morning behind closed doors.

I can't fucking wait to see it should we manage it next season.  

[Far Cough UKunt]

Here you go, might be interesting?

https://www.westhamstats.info/westham.p ... _Athletic)

[eusebiovic]

It is a very unique derby taking into consideration how hostile it remains. In professional football from 1919 onwards we've only ever coincided in the same division 12 times. So that's 24 matches. Most of the rest were in the London Cup/Southern League and others way before that.

The official match total is around 100 

[Manuel]

Always find it odd when our supporters give more of a shit about spurs than millwall, but I guess people of a certain age have only ever known specific rivalries or gone to school with knobs who support spurs.

For my entire lifetime, spurs have just been a laughing stock with deluded shit fans where as millwall have been millwall, cunts.

As a man who'd like relegation to get away from the cսnt that is VAR and to play our ACTUAL rivals, would be fucking typical if the cunts got promoted when we went down.

You would like us to be relegated? That must be one of the weirdest thing I've ever read. So you want us to lose today, and don't bother saying you don't as clearly you do. How fucking odd.

[Gank]

Millwall aren't our biggest rivals. You can only have a meaningful rivalry with a club you play against and Millwall are never good enough to do this except for the odd cup match or in one of our rare relegation years.

They are though our most hated club, which is not quite the same thing.

 

How come I always look out for their results then..?

It's always  been Wall above all others for me

Fair enough. It's not for me to tell you what to think..

I don't ever look out for there results, though when I do see they've lost, it always gives me a warm glow. So I despise them without really giving a shit about them. 

For instance, should Tottenham get relegated, I will laugh my tits off. Last time Millwall got relegated, I was sort of amused and definitely pleased, but didn't reach any level of pure joy because they are a tiny, shit club who were always going down.

It's probably an age thing. Without meaning to be condescending, would I be right in thinking you are under 40? 

[Grumpster]

Always find it odd when our supporters give more of a shit about spurs than millwall, but I guess people of a certain age have only ever known specific rivalries or gone to school with knobs who support spurs.

For my entire lifetime, spurs have just been a laughing stock with deluded shit fans where as millwall have been millwall, cunts.

As a man who'd like relegation to get away from the cսnt that is VAR and to play our ACTUAL rivals, would be fucking typical if the cunts got promoted when we went down.

[Jasnik]

Would half and half scarfs be available for this potential fixture?

HaHa 
 

 

[mallard]

Would half and half scarfs be available for this potential fixture?

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

Millwall aren't our biggest rivals. You can only have a meaningful rivalry with a club you play against and Millwall are never good enough to do this except for the odd cup match or in one of our rare relegation years.

They are though our most hated club, which is not quite the same thing.

 

How come I always look out for their results then..?

It's always  been Wall above all others for me

Fair enough. It's not for me to tell you what to think..

I don't ever look out for there results, though when I do see they've lost, it always gives me a warm glow. So I despise them without really giving a shit about them. 

For instance, should Tottenham get relegated, I will laugh my tits off. Last time Millwall got relegated, I was sort of amused and definitely pleased, but didn't reach any level of pure joy because they are a tiny, shit club who were always going down.

[Massive Attack]

The Premier League will want to thank not only us for staying up but also Millwall for somehow finally managing the impossible getting promoted. So then we can carry on the tradition of producing a fiercely contested London Derby as everyone sadly has to wave goodbye to Spurs getting relegated and their once proud north London Derby. We will continue to attract eyeballs on the Premier League from around the world for their PRODUCT.

I wonder if we'll start referring to the Dockers derby as the ELD just as those sickly cunts in north London now like to refer it as the NLD..

[Gank]

Millwall v West Ham

11am Sunday KO.

Reckon the compromised Met alongside their gaffer - the hook nosed smurf muzzie  cսnt - will go down the Glasgow route and ban all away fans 

In any other circumstances, football in this country would never allow it... But in our weird world, that prat is actually our landlord so you might be right.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Millwall aren't our biggest rivals. You can only have a meaningful rivalry with a club you play against and Millwall are never good enough to do this except for the odd cup match or in one of our rare relegation years.

They are though our most hated club, which is not quite the same thing.

 

 

How come I always look out for their results then..?

It's always  been Wall above all others for me

[Manuel]

Pretty bizarre that 1) We could both stay in our respective leagues. 2) We could both be in the PL. 3) We could both be in the Championship. 4) They could be in the PL and we could be in the Championship.

You couldn't confidentially call any of them.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Millwall v West Ham

11am Sunday KO.

Reckon the compromised Met alongside their gaffer - the hook nosed smurf muzzie  cսnt - will go down the Glasgow route and ban all away fans 

[OK_Guy]

PACK IT IN 

steady Leonard, you're stretching line on racist anagrams, just saying like.

[Leonard Hatred]

PACK IT IN 

[Mike Oxsaw]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP SPAMMING UP EVERY FUCKING THREAD ON THIS FORUM YOU BORING SELF-OBSESSED FUCKING CUNTS.

I do seem to attract the Billy No-Mates of the world.

Nothing I can do about that.

[Leonard Hatred]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP SPAMMING UP EVERY FUCKING THREAD ON THIS FORUM YOU BORING SELF-OBSESSED FUCKING CUNTS.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Like you not really being entitled to pension rise in April or holding Chelsea badge....you old fiddler which isn't a reference to sucking off trannies

OK, I'll play. Where's your proof (not an interpretation of what you've read - or wanted to read - on here)?

You only believe what you hope will give you a chance for getting back at me for remembering what you posted in your childish attempt to join the night crew back in the dot com days of WHO.

You know what, joyo, for someone who is adamant that they are an atheist, your life seems to be dominated by a whole raft of beliefs, more akin to some uneducated but indoctrinated Muslim fundamentalist.

Don't worry though, son. There's a potential opening for someone with such a mindset. Come pantomime season. should the woke brigade demand that any of the classic fairy (ooh!) tales be updated, you'd be a shoo- in for the role of Comedy Suicide Bomber.

Tea towel round your shiny bald ginger noggin, Aldi budget backpack and a dab of Cherry Blossom and the role is yours.

I know your juices are already flowing at the thought of hundreds of kids focused on you screaming "He's behind you!", but that is not what they'll be saying.

They'll all be using word association to let you know they'd sussed you out. They'll be saying "His behind" and "You".

Ho Ho Ho.

I ain't reading that because its going to be utter bollocks plus very enjoyable knowing you have bitten (not a reference you're mouth on ladyboy cock)

Why do you keep paying me a compliment? 

[XKhammer]

Far better, then, that posters put up a list of subjects and styles that they, personally, find acceptable and agreeable, and, to keep it positive, no mention whatsoever of what subjects/styles they don't find acceptable or agreeable - because that would be an attempt to censor free speech, innit?

Once they've made their preferences clear and unambiguous we can then see if they garner the respect they believe they are entitled to.

Like you not really being entitled to pension rise in April or holding Chelsea badge....you old fiddler which isn't a reference to sucking off trannies

OK, I'll play. Where's your proof (not an interpretation of what you've read - or wanted to read - on here)?

You only believe what you hope will give you a chance for getting back at me for remembering what you posted in your childish attempt to join the night crew back in the dot com days of WHO.

You know what, joyo, for someone who is adamant that they are an atheist, your life seems to be dominated by a whole raft of beliefs, more akin to some uneducated but indoctrinated Muslim fundamentalist.

Don't worry though, son. There's a potential opening for someone with such a mindset. Come pantomime season. should the woke brigade demand that any of the classic fairy (ooh!) tales be updated, you'd be a shoo- in for the role of Comedy Suicide Bomber.

Tea towel round your shiny bald ginger noggin, Aldi budget backpack and a dab of Cherry Blossom and the role is yours.

I know your juices are already flowing at the thought of hundreds of kids focused on you screaming "He's behind you!", but that is not what they'll be saying.

They'll all be using word association to let you know they'd sussed you out. They'll be saying "His behind" and "You".

Ho Ho Ho.

I ain't reading that because its going to be utter bollocks plus very enjoyable knowing you have bitten (not a reference you're mouth on ladyboy cock)

[Mike Oxsaw]

Unfortunately not. Very difficult to make that work. 

Far better, then, that posters put up a list of subjects and styles that they, personally, find acceptable and agreeable, and, to keep it positive, no mention whatsoever of what subjects/styles they don't find acceptable or agreeable - because that would be an attempt to censor free speech, innit?

Once they've made their preferences clear and unambiguous we can then see if they garner the respect they believe they are entitled to.

Like you not really being entitled to pension rise in April or holding Chelsea badge....you old fiddler which isn't a reference to sucking off trannies

OK, I'll play. Where's your proof (not an interpretation of what you've read - or wanted to read - on here)?

You only believe what you hope will give you a chance for getting back at me for remembering what you posted in your childish attempt to join the night crew back in the dot com days of WHO.

You know what, joyo, for someone who is adamant that they are an atheist, your life seems to be dominated by a whole raft of beliefs, more akin to some uneducated but indoctrinated Muslim fundamentalist.

Don't worry though, son. There's a potential opening for someone with such a mindset. Come pantomime season. should the woke brigade demand that any of the classic fairy (ooh!) tales be updated, you'd be a shoo- in for the role of Comedy Suicide Bomber.

Tea towel round your shiny bald ginger noggin, Aldi budget backpack and a dab of Cherry Blossom and the role is yours.

I know your juices are already flowing at the thought of hundreds of kids focused on you screaming "He's behind you!", but that is not what they'll be saying.

They'll all be using word association to let you know they'd sussed you out. They'll be saying "His behind" and "You".

Ho Ho Ho.