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Post Leonard Hatred »

Currently one point off an automatic promotion spot.

It'd be good having them in the PL innit?

Provided we stay up, obvs. 

Would liven the place up a bit.


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The Premier League will want to thank not only us for staying up but also Millwall for somehow finally managing the impossible getting promoted. So then we can carry on the tradition of producing a fiercely contested London Derby as everyone sadly has to wave goodbye to Spurs getting relegated and their once proud north London Derby. We will continue to attract eyeballs on the Premier League from around the world for their PRODUCT. 👋🥲

I wonder if we'll start referring to the Dockers derby as the ELD just as those sickly cunts in north London now like to refer it as the NLD.. 🤮
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Monsieur merde de cheval" wrote: 13 Mar 2026, 01:27
Leonard Hatred" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:01 Millwall v West Ham

11am Sunday KO.
Reckon the compromised Met alongside their gaffer - the hook nosed smurf muzzie  cսnt - will go down the Glasgow route and ban all away fans 
In any other circumstances, football in this country would never allow it... But in our weird world, that prat is actually our landlord so you might be right.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 02:14 Millwall aren't our biggest rivals. You can only have a meaningful rivalry with a club you play against and Millwall are never good enough to do this except for the odd cup match or in one of our rare relegation years.

They are though our most hated club, which is not quite the same thing.
 
 
How come I always look out for their results then..?

It's always  been Wall above all others for me
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Post Manuel »

Pretty bizarre that 1) We could both stay in our respective leagues. 2) We could both be in the PL. 3) We could both be in the Championship. 4) They could be in the PL and we could be in the Championship.

You couldn't confidentially call any of them.
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Leonard Hatred" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 11:01 Millwall v West Ham

11am Sunday KO.
Reckon the compromised Met alongside their gaffer - the hook nosed smurf muzzie  cսnt - will go down the Glasgow route and ban all away fans 
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Leonard Hatred" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 15:12 PACK IT IN 
steady Leonard, you're stretching line on racist anagrams, just saying like.
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PACK IT IN 
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Leonard Hatred" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 14:59 FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP SPAMMING UP EVERY FUCKING THREAD ON THIS FORUM YOU BORING SELF-OBSESSED FUCKING CUNTS.
I do seem to attract the Billy No-Mates of the world.

Nothing I can do about that.
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FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP SPAMMING UP EVERY FUCKING THREAD ON THIS FORUM YOU BORING SELF-OBSESSED FUCKING CUNTS.
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XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 14:44
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 13:46
XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 13:07
Like you not really being entitled to pension rise in April or holding Chelsea badge....you old fiddler which isn't a reference to sucking off trannies
OK, I'll play. Where's your proof (not an interpretation of what you've read - or wanted to read - on here)?

You only believe what you hope will give you a chance for getting back at me for remembering what you posted in your childish attempt to join the night crew back in the dot com days of WHO.

You know what, joyo, for someone who is adamant that they are an atheist, your life seems to be dominated by a whole raft of beliefs, more akin to some uneducated but indoctrinated Muslim fundamentalist.

Don't worry though, son. There's a potential opening for someone with such a mindset. Come pantomime season. should the woke brigade demand that any of the classic fairy (ooh!) tales be updated, you'd be a shoo- in for the role of Comedy Suicide Bomber.

Tea towel round your shiny bald ginger noggin, Aldi budget backpack and a dab of Cherry Blossom and the role is yours.

I know your juices are already flowing at the thought of hundreds of kids focused on you screaming "He's behind you!", but that is not what they'll be saying.

They'll all be using word association to let you know they'd sussed you out. They'll be saying "His behind" and "You".

Ho Ho Ho.
I ain't reading that because its going to be utter bollocks plus very enjoyable knowing you have bitten (not a reference you're mouth on ladyboy cock)
Why do you keep paying me a compliment? 
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 13:46
XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 13:07
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 11:17
Far better, then, that posters put up a list of subjects and styles that they, personally, find acceptable and agreeable, and, to keep it positive, no mention whatsoever of what subjects/styles they don't find acceptable or agreeable - because that would be an attempt to censor free speech, innit?

Once they've made their preferences clear and unambiguous we can then see if they garner the respect they believe they are entitled to.
Like you not really being entitled to pension rise in April or holding Chelsea badge....you old fiddler which isn't a reference to sucking off trannies
OK, I'll play. Where's your proof (not an interpretation of what you've read - or wanted to read - on here)?

You only believe what you hope will give you a chance for getting back at me for remembering what you posted in your childish attempt to join the night crew back in the dot com days of WHO.

You know what, joyo, for someone who is adamant that they are an atheist, your life seems to be dominated by a whole raft of beliefs, more akin to some uneducated but indoctrinated Muslim fundamentalist.

Don't worry though, son. There's a potential opening for someone with such a mindset. Come pantomime season. should the woke brigade demand that any of the classic fairy (ooh!) tales be updated, you'd be a shoo- in for the role of Comedy Suicide Bomber.

Tea towel round your shiny bald ginger noggin, Aldi budget backpack and a dab of Cherry Blossom and the role is yours.

I know your juices are already flowing at the thought of hundreds of kids focused on you screaming "He's behind you!", but that is not what they'll be saying.

They'll all be using word association to let you know they'd sussed you out. They'll be saying "His behind" and "You".

Ho Ho Ho.
I ain't reading that because its going to be utter bollocks plus very enjoyable knowing you have bitten (not a reference you're mouth on ladyboy cock)
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XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 13:07
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 11:17
stubbo-admin wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 06:39
Unfortunately not. Very difficult to make that work. 
Far better, then, that posters put up a list of subjects and styles that they, personally, find acceptable and agreeable, and, to keep it positive, no mention whatsoever of what subjects/styles they don't find acceptable or agreeable - because that would be an attempt to censor free speech, innit?

Once they've made their preferences clear and unambiguous we can then see if they garner the respect they believe they are entitled to.
Like you not really being entitled to pension rise in April or holding Chelsea badge....you old fiddler which isn't a reference to sucking off trannies
OK, I'll play. Where's your proof (not an interpretation of what you've read - or wanted to read - on here)?

You only believe what you hope will give you a chance for getting back at me for remembering what you posted in your childish attempt to join the night crew back in the dot com days of WHO.

You know what, joyo, for someone who is adamant that they are an atheist, your life seems to be dominated by a whole raft of beliefs, more akin to some uneducated but indoctrinated Muslim fundamentalist.

Don't worry though, son. There's a potential opening for someone with such a mindset. Come pantomime season. should the woke brigade demand that any of the classic fairy (ooh!) tales be updated, you'd be a shoo- in for the role of Comedy Suicide Bomber.

Tea towel round your shiny bald ginger noggin, Aldi budget backpack and a dab of Cherry Blossom and the role is yours.

I know your juices are already flowing at the thought of hundreds of kids focused on you screaming "He's behind you!", but that is not what they'll be saying.

They'll all be using word association to let you know they'd sussed you out. They'll be saying "His behind" and "You".

Ho Ho Ho.
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 11:17
stubbo-admin wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 06:39
Manuel wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 02:08
I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?
Unfortunately not. Very difficult to make that work. 
Far better, then, that posters put up a list of subjects and styles that they, personally, find acceptable and agreeable, and, to keep it positive, no mention whatsoever of what subjects/styles they don't find acceptable or agreeable - because that would be an attempt to censor free speech, innit?

Once they've made their preferences clear and unambiguous we can then see if they garner the respect they believe they are entitled to.
Like you not really being entitled to pension rise in April or holding Chelsea badge....you old fiddler which isn't a reference to sucking off trannies
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stubbo-admin wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 06:39
Manuel wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 02:08
XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 01:19
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?
Unfortunately not. Very difficult to make that work. 
Far better, then, that posters put up a list of subjects and styles that they, personally, find acceptable and agreeable, and, to keep it positive, no mention whatsoever of what subjects/styles they don't find acceptable or agreeable - because that would be an attempt to censor free speech, innit?

Once they've made their preferences clear and unambiguous we can then see if they garner the respect they believe they are entitled to.
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Manuel wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 02:08
XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 01:19
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 13:38 Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?
Unfortunately not. Very difficult to make that work. 
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Massive Attack" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 06:23
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 05:53
Manuel wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 02:08
I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?
Yep - just don't open the site. Try KUMB - less likely to test your tolerance.

Thought I'd be helpful by quoting this so everyone's kept in the loop. HTHYC
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Post MAD DOG DIL 2 »

Aye aye...a thread i can reply and enjoy...

To be honest as Wall always expecting the worse...so thats

1) You to score a last minute winner against Leeds to stay up on Goal Difference and Forest the other team to go down not Spurs
2) We lose on penalties to Wrexham in the play off final
3) As we have been well punching above our weight in the Championship for over 5 years now (5th lowest budget in the league (it finally catches up with us next season and we have a play off hang over that puts us in a relegation battle all season)
4. You get new owners next season and the likelihood you ever being in a relegation battle again in my lifetime is non existent....

Of course if Carlsberg did promotion seasons...

it would literally be opposite to all of the above...
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 05:53
Manuel wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 02:08
XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 01:19
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?
Yep - just don't open the site. Try KUMB - less likely to test your tolerance.

Thought I'd be helpful by quoting this so everyone's kept in the loop. HTHYC
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Manuel wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 02:08
XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 01:19
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 13:38 Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
I foed this oddball, repetitive, conspiracy theorist bore as I could no longer stomach reading his mundane crap. Is there any way, the system can be tweaked where one doesn't see posts of foed posters when another poster quotes posts?
Yep - just don't open the site. Try KUMB - less likely to test your tolerance.
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Millwall aren't our biggest rivals. You can only have a meaningful rivalry with a club you play against and Millwall are never good enough to do this except for the odd cup match or in one of our rare relegation years.

They are though our most hated club, which is not quite the same thing.
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XKhammer wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 01:19
Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 13:38 Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
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Mike Oxsaw" wrote: 11 Mar 2026, 13:38 Well, for one, it would introduce to the world a rivalry that was born and developed outside of the white-hot media-driven PL furnace of  bitter enemy declaration.

I suspect that, like several posters on here,  should this become a distinct possibility, the media will make constant references to football hooliganism/ tasty run-ins of the late 70s/early 80s and the authorities will base their decisions on preventing that situation rearing it's ugly head again.

In short, if it looks like happening, the word will go out to all involved to make sure that it doesn't actually happen.

I'd like to think that would not be the case, but a big part of the sanitation of the game is the stamping out of local tribal activities.
Zźzzźzzźźzzz 
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I happened to do a job at The Den last year. 
In their hospitality suite, in the corridor to the loo, they have a photo montage on the wall that includes a picture of them celebrating “The Mother’s Day Massacre Of West Ham”, March 2004 when they won 4-1. Listing the goal scorers. They can’t even spell Christian Dailly’s name correctly. 
Wankers. 
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PB has ecohed my feelings perfectly. I see Millwall as our real rivals and whilst despising them I have a grudging respect for their club and fans. 

As for Tottenham, i just don't like them,never have.
Got no real feelings either way for Arsenal or Chelsea, whatever sucsess/lack of means nothing to me.
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