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honky cat
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Retro WHU badge You'll never take the east end

Post honky cat »

i didnt know whether to post this in football or off topic, so feel free to move it.

i'm sure you've all seen snippets on social media. New club song. I think its quite wonderful.

You's?

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Nope, not for me, its utterly cringeworthy. Unfortunately its just a reflection on modern society (which is shit) where the sole aim, in this case anyway, isn't to promote West Ham but for cuntbook, twatter and instatcunt views.

This song can fuck off, its bad enough being at the toilet bowl let alone having a song like this utter shit 'representing' us
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A reflection of today's fan-base...soft and wanky. Give me the Cockney Rejects any day.
We ain't spurs. 
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They should rename the song, “ you’ll never take the East End but you can have the children.”
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Has this made the hit parade yet ? 😂
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honky cat" wrote: 10 Feb 2026, 08:51
Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: 10 Feb 2026, 08:04 Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.



 
Only Trevor Brooking, silly old cսnt - what was he thinking.

I hope it gets a few plays over there tonight.

All together now 🎶
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Going out on a limb despite all the banter I rate this tune and the sentiment! The culture will never die….vould get Olivia Dean to do a cover….⚒👊
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Really hope this song gets an airing tonight.

Huge game which needs a huge atmosphere.
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Dick Shaftsbury" wrote: 10 Feb 2026, 08:04 Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.


 
Only Trevor Brooking, silly old cսnt - what was he thinking.

I hope it gets a few plays over there tonight.

All together now 🎶
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If Disney did football.

 
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Thankfully it hasn't been endorsed by the club, as far as I can see.

 
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Can we delete this and pretend it never happened.
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It's a bit cold play/nu Arsenal  and the whoo whoo bit at the end is a bit cringe.

Geezers got a good voice mind 

Should have done the bad manners tatty song.



 
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Gank wrote: 08 Feb 2026, 14:08 Honky, I've just realised that you are JJ Jones and I'm sorry if you found my comment offensive. Keep trying at the music, mate. You'll find an audience eventually.
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honky cat" wrote: 06 Feb 2026, 23:16
Swiss. wrote: 06 Feb 2026, 14:51 Sorry but I found this cringeworthy 
 
Theres a dance remix out next week
I hope so 
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Honky, I've just realised that you are JJ Jones and I'm sorry if you found my comment offensive. Keep trying at the music, mate. You'll find an audience eventually.
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factory seconds" wrote: 07 Feb 2026, 11:06 to the dreary wet wipes who listen to this to spice up their ed sheeran playlist while perfuming their testicles at the behest of their wife's boyfirend, if you get to command the zeitgeist and somehow push this song into prominance ala that apocalyptically cringeworthy goon dirge, then i'm demanding we replace twist and shout with stabwound by necrophagist. 
 
Aww mate, lighten up
I reckon this is a shoe in for Eurovision


 
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to the dreary wet wipes who listen to this to spice up their ed sheeran playlist while perfuming their testicles at the behest of their wife's boyfirend, if you get to command the zeitgeist and somehow push this song into prominance ala that apocalyptically cringeworthy goon dirge, then i'm demanding we replace twist and shout with stabwound by necrophagist. 
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Swiss. wrote: 06 Feb 2026, 14:51 Sorry but I found this cringeworthy 
 
Theres a dance remix out next week
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Sorry but I found this cringeworthy 
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Gank wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 14:59 Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.
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Nothing shouts "East End" like a song performed in a cod-Northern Irish accent transitioning into an American country and western drawl accompanied by a video of the bloke from Fine Young Cannibals buying some kid a half-and-half scarf.
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Mad Ferret" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 07:41 Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
in protest?
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Sounds like the type of thing Sullivan would fully support as a replacement for "Bubbles" as he tries to cut yet another connection with a past that made us who we are.
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If this ever gets played at the cuntbowl, I'll be walking out, lively.
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We're winning the FA cup.
Our year, our song
Shame top of the pops is no more, Joseph strumming away accompanied by Todibo, Roid donkey, and the gang swaying along in hammers leisurewear.
 
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Mad Ferret" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 09:14
Eerie Decent" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 09:07
Mad Ferret" wrote: 05 Feb 2026, 07:41 Defo think that should become our new anthem as the players walk out.
Not a fan of Bubbles, son?
Nope, hate the cartoony one that gets played by the club.

We need a more hearty, visceral anthem to get the team going.

It's no coincidence that Arsenal have gone to the next level since introducing North London Forever.
The next level of cringey post Thierry Henry level of tourist fans you mean?
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