West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

[muskie]

Odds slashed from 5/1 to 7/2.

Watch this space.

I think we're fucked.

[Sir Alf]

Note freudian use of word “gas”.

[Sir Alf]

I will not be getting my hopes up that the Spurs and Forest managerial replacements will fail. Im assuming they will get some kind of a bounce ( its only us that never does ) and that we still have to do it the hard way by continuing the good form / results.  Bournemouth we meet and yet again a team in a rich vein of form themselves. Unlike the Mancs, they have pace all over the team and in midfield which the Mancs didnt and that helped nullify them in terms of chance creation.  

Would hope that Pablo is available and obviously Todibo back too. Got to try and avoid injuries so expecting key players rested against Burton?  Then it will be about Nuno’s game management.  Every game is the proverbial “cup final” now. 12 of them.  My dungarees are already beyond repair from the follow thru and involuntary urination watching West Ham games gas caused this season. I may have to sit on a commode from now on which at my age is somethomg I possibly need to get used to anyway

[Takashi Miike]

"Tudor was sacked by Juventus on 27 October, a day after the team lost 1–0 away to Lazio, extending their winless run to eight games, ending his tenure after seven months in charge"

[95 North - Let Yourself Go]

Have no idea who this Tudor geezer is but truly hope it goes completely and utterly tits up! First game against the Gooner’s, praying for a bloodbath to knock morale and ramp up the toxicity!

[Tomshardware]

At just 47 he's had more Clubs than Nick Faldo. Strange leftfield appointment. Hope it ends in disaster. 

Just looked up his CV, seems to stay 6 months to a year before sacked, what can go wrong.

[twoleftfeet]

Weirdly that Spurs cսnt ferret said the same about Frank going to his club as well. 

[Massive Attack]

It's got Christian Gross MK II vibes written all over it.

Never managed in the Premier League which will be a rude awakening for him.

You had better hope he's good with a Squad decimated with injuries as well. 

Being only an Interim Manager for 3 months (like so many of his previous positions), will his heart even be in it having fuck all affinity with the Club..

[Mad Ferret]

Looks like Igor Tudor going in at Spurs.


 

Unreal appointment, unfortunately! 

You're honestly impressed?

He did great in Italy.

I’m sure goose will be along shortly to confirm.

[Dick Shaftsbury]

Sounds catastrophic. Sounds fantastic. 

[Massive Attack]

Looks like Igor Tudor going in at Spurs.

 

Unreal appointment, unfortunately! 

You're honestly impressed?

[Mad Ferret]

Looks like Igor Tudor going in at Spurs.
 

Unreal appointment, unfortunately! 

[Massive Attack]

At just 47 he's had more Clubs than Nick Faldo. Strange leftfield appointment. Hope it ends in disaster. 

[Fauxstralian]

Was reading he was sacked by Juventus after 8 games without a win
I imagine that would take some doing at Juventus 

My money was on Christian Gross coming back but understand he got stuck on the tube & missed his interview 

[stubbo-admin]

Looks like Igor Tudor going in at Spurs.

Plays a high press, 3-4-2-1. Never been in the Prem before. Injury ravaged squad....hope he bombs!

[Manuel]

Pereira who used to manage Madinakis Olympiacos Club is on the verge of becoming Forests new manager.

Have Spurs panicked and gone for Heitinga yet?

Pereira has often had a good initial impact that fades with time. Not had a job longer than one calendar year for quote some time and a bit of a short term fixer...but what they need (and what we don't need them to have). 

Yes bit of a worry that he normally comes flying out the blocks, and if he's promising taking the players for beers if they win that will likely be more motivation that Dychey ever gave them.

[onsideman]

Pereira who used to manage Madinakis Olympiacos Club is on the verge of becoming Forests new manager.

Have Spurs panicked and gone for Heitinga yet?

Pereira has often had a good initial impact that fades with time. Not had a job longer than one calendar year for quote some time and a bit of a short term fixer...but what they need (and what we don't need them to have). 

Yeah, you're right. With all that "points then pints" stuff at Wolves, they loved him... until they didn't 

[stubbo-admin]

Pereira who used to manage Madinakis Olympiacos Club is on the verge of becoming Forests new manager.

Have Spurs panicked and gone for Heitinga yet?

Pereira has often had a good initial impact that fades with time. Not had a job longer than one calendar year for quote some time and a bit of a short term fixer...but what they need (and what we don't need them to have). 

[eusebiovic]

Ryan Mason and Tim Sherwood are candidates. Both could finish the job that Frank started.

What's Christian Gross doing these days? I've got a spare oyster card if he needs one 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Ryan Mason and Tim Sherwood are candidates. Both could finish the job that Frank started.

You know it makes sense for the Lids..two dyed in the wool N17..
As WHU I hope and pray they don't do it..

[Tomshardware]

Ryan Mason and Tim Sherwood are candidates. Both could finish the job that Frank started.

[Massive Attack]

Pereira who used to manage Madinakis Olympiacos Club is on the verge of becoming Forests new manager.

Have Spurs panicked and gone for Heitinga yet?

[Exiled In Surrey]

Frank to Forest and keeps them up.
Dyche to Spurs and takes them down.

How I would love that.

[Massive Attack]

We have to win. That said, it won't be easy at all. We must win though if we are serious about avoiding the drop and exactly the same energy needs to apply in the Man Utd game for this one.

[eusebiovic]

The trouble with Bournemouth is you never actually know what you're gonna get.

On their day, they seem able to turn anyone over and they have just sold Semenyo and replaced him with a Brazilian fella called Rayan. Business as usual. Iraiola is a very good coach.

I'm hoping they have an off day and we turn them over 3-0 which is quite probable as well.

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No mugs Bournemouth who are unbeaten in six league games but beating them, regardless of what forest do, should bring us to within two points of Spurs.