Official Winter Olympics Thread

[honky cat]

Luge, Curling, Penis Enhancements . . .
Bottle of Archer's in the freezer.

[Come On You Irons]

Thank fuck this shite finishes today.

[Massive Attack]

Norway unsurprisingly smashing the medals table with hosts Italy knocked down to 4th in the medal table now by the Dutch. We added a silver to the other 3 golds which is good (for us!).

[zebthecat]

Chrstpher Lillis, who Trump called a loser, nailed the last jump in the mixed team ski aerials to bag the gold medal.
Horrible crash in the bobsleigh. Hope the Austrian pilot is OK..  

[WHU(Exeter)]

Reckon the curling will be in the bag.

But lets keep the celebrations on ice.

[One Sunny Day]

Got to love the culture among the xgames types in this. Anyone else would be wearing skin tight clothes for maximum streamline. They go down in big baggy clothes. One guy in the freestyle skiing halfpipe, just now, dropped his phone, on the way down. 

[honky cat]

bad crash on the womens halfpipe

[The Mercernary]

He did five runs across the two events, and set five track records - sliding in style. Take a bow son

[honky cat]

That Matt matey who won the tea-tray, gave up taekwondo cos he hurt his back. 
Yep ill just go face first on this cresta run at 100kph instead . . .feel much beter now thanks.

[Vexed]

We aint even got a track and we're jizzing gold medals all over German faces. Must be infuriating for all these countries that have actually got their shit together. 

[El Scorchio]

He went .4 of a second faster than anyone else. Fucking remarkable to overhaul a .3 margin. He should take her gold as well really to make it three. She’s bloody lucky!

[One Sunny Day]

Bloody hell, we've never had more than one gold medals in a single winter Olympics and now we get two on the same day. 

[yngwies Cat]

Great stuff 
Shame the other GB team came 4th but that was a great come back to beat ze Germans 

Well done 

Invest in T Trays! 

[zebthecat]

And another gold.

[Massive Attack]

Well done Charlotte Banks and Huw Nightingale. Anothe gold medal for GB. First ever gold for us on snow, too.

And busted our usual medal haul of just 1 gold per games. We're on a fucking snowball roll now mother fuckers!  

[yngwies Cat]

Dutch Bird Speed skaters .

Grrrrrrr

[El Scorchio]

Well done Charlotte Banks and Huw Nightingale. Anothe gold medal for GB. First ever gold for us on snow, too.

Bit of a surprise, but lovely to watch. They both did great. Charlotte Bankes seems to be getting most of the plaudits because she's more prominent, but Huw Nightingale was out of his skin against some better boarders in the semi and the final to keep her close enough to do it.

[OK_Guy]

If there was ever proof of global warming, Brazil winning a medal at the Winter Olympics is all you need to know 


 

You mean the Norwegian, who was born and lived all his life in Norway, spent his career skiing for Norway, retired then thought, fuck it, my mum is Brazilian, I'll come back and represent them?

bit like Greg Rusedski born in Canada, played tennis for Canada then switched to playing for UK after meeting his future wife... but that's ok, he never won fuckall.

[yngwies Cat]

Enjoyed that, brilliantly raced.
Well Done!  

[One Sunny Day]

Well done Charlotte Banks and Huw Nightingale. Anothe gold medal for GB. First ever gold for us on snow, too.

[fraser]

Massive
Where should Australia be?
3 Golds & a silver so far
Strewth! 

Fauxstralian 

Couldn't give a fuck where they should be, I've commented on Canada's poor showing when historically they're usually near the top. Just because Australia are out performing shows them up even more. 

Take no notice of Sven, he's just desperate to be a fair dinkum Aussie bless him as Aussie /Pom bantz is the nearest he can get since they revoked his residency.. 

[Eerie Decent]

If there was ever proof of global warming, Brazil winning a medal at the Winter Olympics is all you need to know 


 

You mean the Norwegian, who was born and lived all his life in Norway, spent his career skiing for Norway, retired then thought, fuck it, my mum is Brazilian, I'll come back and represent them?

You found the need to turn a clearly tongue in cheek light hearted comment, into a party political broadcast. Fucking hell.

You tit.

[Massive Attack]

Massive
Where should Australia be?
3 Golds & a silver so far
Strewth! 

Fauxstralian 

Couldn't give a fuck where they should be, I've commented on Canada's poor showing when historically they're usually near the top. Just because Australia are out performing shows them up even more. 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Minor details.

Like the Jock Rugger squad...

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Very healthy snowfall this year...
 


 

[Fauxstralian]

Massive
Where should Australia be?
3 Golds & a silver so far
Strewth!