The Official Politics Thread (enter at your own risk)

[Come On You Irons]

There. Resident WHO political commentators and gurus can knock yourselves out in here and conduct your endless bickering. All other threads will be locked.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Mike
Whats your take on the Conservatives?
The positive is that they DID manage to finish ahead of Sir Oink-A-Lot of the Raving Monster Looney Party

No time for the conservatives at all.

They fucked up big time the moment they privatised the GPO/Post Office Telecoms.

Had they kept that under government control, even the most left leaning of Civil Service state departments could not have pissed the profits it was making, and about to make, up the wall.

If they have anything going for them, it's that they don't regard the wealth I've created down the years as belonging to them to spend on their mates pet projects as much as Labour do.

[XKhammer]

Hilarious the muzzies voting for Greens which is the one party whos beliefs are the most opposite to theirs....no rights for women,kill homos,no alcohol let alone legalise all drugs
 

[Council Scum]

Cum in Your Eyes
What proportion of UK voters do you believe are Muslim?
Who do you think they should vote for?
If you were a Muslim born in the UK would you vote for a party that wants to deport you to countries you had never lived in?

https://thecritic.co.uk/how-the-muslim- ... al%20party.

[Eerie Decent]

What party are saying they will do that?

[Fauxstralian]

Cum in Your Eyes
What proportion of UK voters do you believe are Muslim?
Who do you think they should vote for?
If you were a Muslim born in the UK would you vote for a party that wants to deport you to countries you had never lived in?

[Eerie Decent]

Yeah, created it was the wrong phrase, he's just convincing former left Labour voters to get in on it as well.

[Come On You Irons]

The tit juggling hypnotist and former clown entertainer (that's not a joke btw, they were his actual jobs) has created sectarian voting in the UK.

What a time to be alive.

Let's just be thankful he will never read one of his future voters on here, Sven, constantly being homophobic. Wouldn't want his feelings hurt.

He didn't created it. Sectarian voting has been going on with Muslims for a long time already. It's why Sadiq Khan keeps getting re-elected, the Tower Hamlets mayor is a Muslim who was previously banned from standing due to electoral fraud and why in the 2024 General Election male Muslim "independent" candidates standing on "Gaza tickets" won handsomely in Muslim majority constituencies.

I have long thought the UK is finished. To me it is inevitable that the Muslims will capture the entire country eventually.

CHEERS Blair, Brown, Cameron, May, Johnson, Sunak and Starmer.

[Eerie Decent]

The tit juggling hypnotist and former clown entertainer (that's not a joke btw, they were his actual jobs) has created sectarian voting in the UK.

What a time to be alive.

Let's just be thankful he will never read one of his future voters on here, Sven, constantly being homophobic. Wouldn't want his feelings hurt.

[twoleftfeet]

It’s a sad reflection of the state of British politics.

 

I think it's a pretty good outcome.

They've elected someone from a party who get ignored in the HoC and who's policies have no chance of ever reaching the statute book.

She - if she wants to retain her seat - will have to focus on local issues to maintain her popularity through to the real election; the area probably has enough problems to keep her busy.

Don't think Reform will be too disappointed. OK, they didn't win, but that means they don't get associated with any (more) shit that the national government throws at their local counterparts.

Labour coming 3^rd though? Behind 2 parties that didn't even exist when I first became eligible to vote? That's gotta sting.

Local issues? You mean the issues in Gaza? 

[Fauxstralian]

Mike
Whats your take on the Conservatives?
The positive is that they DID manage to finish ahead of Sir Oink-A-Lot of the Raving Monster Looney Party

[Fauxstralian]

Maybe one day more than half the electorate will turn out and vote 
Dont vote , don’t complain 

Like most by-elections I don’t think you can draw conclusions across the whole country
Maybe can say …
It’s obvious Starmer is on the nose and a lot of Green voters will be disgruntled Labour
Nigels Nazis are on the rise
The Conservatives are toast

[goose]

Let’s be honest here, the vote was won by a sectarian block of voters. How is that good for anyone?

And this will not be the last time either.

[Mike Oxsaw]

It’s a sad reflection of the state of British politics.

 

 

I think it's a pretty good outcome.

They've elected someone from a party who get ignored in the HoC and who's policies have no chance of ever reaching the statute book.

She - if she wants to retain her seat - will have to focus on local issues to maintain her popularity through to the real election; the area probably has enough problems to keep her busy.

Don't think Reform will be too disappointed. OK, they didn't win, but that means they don't get associated with any (more) shit that the national government throws at their local counterparts.

Labour coming 3^rd though? Behind 2 parties that didn't even exist when I first became eligible to vote? That's gotta sting.

[Fauxstralian]

The winning candidate is a white working class plumber who seems to be concerned with the interests of ordinary people
She didn’t say Return to your allotments & prepare for government… but should have

47% turn out, Labours vote of 50% in this constituency last time cut to 25%. Keir’s decision to black ball Burnham cost them the seat. He is on the way out after the coming May debacle 
Reform didn’t win because they stood a particularly gormless candidate 
Conservatives with 1.9% of the vote and lost their deposit

[goose]

It’s a sad reflection of the state of British politics.

[goose]

Blimey, the greens actually won that by election!
Not sure who will be more pissed off out of labour and reform.

[Mike Oxsaw]

A by election decided by idiots who think Gaza matters, what has this country become when a war that has nothing to do with us decides an election.

Then you have woman interviewed in that constituency from Muslim backgrounds saying their husbands sorted out the voting in their household.

Sharia law anyone?

Yeah, but, Awwww, bless 'em. We are civilised. They are just uneducated peasants from a third world background. Give them the chance and they'll get there

[twoleftfeet]

A by election decided by idiots who think Gaza matters, what has this country become when a war that has nothing to do with us decides an election.

Then you have woman interviewed in that constituency from Muslim backgrounds saying their husbands sorted out the voting in their household.

Sharia law anyone?

[OK_Guy]

Here you go!

great news for paedo's & sex offenders, would you not agree?

[Mike Oxsaw]

I'm sure not even 2-Tier can be that serially stupid.

I strongly suspect favours handed out to him by others earlier in his life are now being called in.

[Nutsin]

Here you go!

[Fauxstralian]

I see the weakling Keir has been bounced into appointing a woman , Antonia Romeo. as cabinet secretary 
She was the UK consul general in New York a decade ago where there were multiple complaints about bullying of staff (usually young women) and her use of expenses
Another lapse of judgment, another Mandelson 
No word of her involved with Epstein which I guess is one positive 

[Eerie Decent]

The hypnotist tit juggler is leading that party.

[BRANDED]

At the moment we have the:

Greens: Hamas party of Britain
Labour: Islamic Brotherhood of Britain
Other Leftists: Islamic Hamas for ever party of Britain
Liberals: Wet idiot middle class centrist Dads of Britain
Conservatives: Failed leftists of Britain

And an ever growing bunch of right of centre parties vying for the traditional normies who think the rest went fucking mental. Reform seem to be willing to accept any normal person they can find. 

[OK_Guy]

I see that no one has proposed setting up a Pro-immigration political party yet.

Strange, given that so many seem to support, and even actively encourage, all sorts of immigrants & immigration into the country.

they have but the Party has hit a hitch (Corbyn & his Islam MP mates)... hold on, it looks like one has run off with the dosh.