What irreverant,rude or profane words did you sing to popular songs.

[F 129 Row66]

There was a big song when i was a child called Lady of Spain and I heard an older boy singing:

Lady of Spain I adore you,
Pull down your drawers , I'll explore you.
Pull up your vest, and let me do the rest,
Lady of Spain I love you.

[Swiss.]

Louis Louise

”I felt my boner in her hair” 

[yngwies Cat]

Robbie Williams - Angels

And through it all she offers me protection
I've got a huge erection whether I'm right or wrong

[Helmut Shown]

There was a popular song when I was young by a bloke called  Guy 
Mitchell and we used to sing:
I love the sea 
I love the navy
I love to dip my dick in gravy

[Helmut Shown]

 

[Helmut Shown]

There was a popular song when I was young by a bloke called  Guy 
Mitchell and we used to sing:
I love the sea 
I love the navy
I love to dip my duck in gravy

[Gank]

Get down on it get down on it
suck my helmet suck my helmet 
There ain’t much on it 
but you’ll enjoy it 

Think cool and the gang did the original!

KOOL AND THE GANG...now they were  firm handed tbf

That lot always are, you never get a one-on-one with them. And then one of them stabs you in the back of the leg from behind.

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Hues Corporation's Rock the Boat "so I'd like to know where you got a dose from"

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Get down on it get down on it
suck my helmet suck my helmet 
There ain’t much on it 
but you’ll enjoy it 

Think cool and the gang did the original!

KOOL AND THE GANG...now they were  firm handed tbf

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

Daisy, Daisy give me your tits to chew
I aint half crazy, my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom, so a plastic bag will do
But you'll look sweet, upon a sheet
With me on top of you

The Fun Police P.C. (see what I did there) Fakestralian might not be happy with this thread if it gets too out of hand with old school banter.

 

[Westside]

To the tune of Selector's "Too Much, Too Young."

"You know that you came much too soon, premature ejaculation around the room."

[Eastside surge]

Get down on it get down on it
suck my helmet suck my helmet 
There ain’t much on it 
but you’ll enjoy it 

Think cool and the gang did the original!

[Massive Attack]

Eyes right skin back tight bollocks to the front we're the boys that make a noise when we're on the cսnt.

Use to sing that in Army cadets, we were young and fucking stupid.

Alright, Nige..

[Far Cough UKunt]

Eyes right skin back tight bollocks to the front we're the boys that make a noise when we're on the cսnt.

Use to sing that in Army cadets, we were young and fucking stupid.

[Massive Attack]

Daisy, Daisy give me your tits to chew
I aint half crazy, my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom, so a plastic bag will do
But you'll look sweet, upon a sheet
With me on top of you

The Fun Police P.C. (see what I did there) Fakestralian might not be happy with this thread if it gets too out of hand with old school banter.