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The exciting youngster Jakob WANKER has signed 
for Austrian club LASK Linz (Looks like Leonard just missed him last week)

* orders replica shirt *
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A bloke called Rafael Scheidt, pronounced Shite, played for Celtic, in of all places Scotland.   Commentators called him Rafael.
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Westham67 wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 20:44
Massive Attack" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 20:29
Mex Martillo" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 19:37 Looked him up, he really exists and is on transfer.com



 

What's his ability to shoot and ball skills like?
And his dribbling

Just learnt he is in fact a Keeper, so it's more about his handling. 
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Massive Attack" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 20:29
Mex Martillo" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 19:37 Looked him up, he really exists and is on transfer.com


 

What's his ability to shoot and ball skills like?
And his dribbling
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Mex Martillo" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 19:37 Looked him up, he really exists and is on transfer.com

 

What's his ability to shoot and ball skills like?
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Kenny Rodgers Roasters is a chain of restaurants in SE Asia and the middle East  
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Looked him up, he really exists and is on transfer.com

Reminds me I once saw a scanned memo from some British empire chap in Sudan in the 1800s telling London he had met a gentleman called Mustavashag.

Somethings never change.
 
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Massive Attack" wrote: 12 Mar 2026, 12:44 His Christian name being Jakobs as well. 😆
Yeah good one LOL
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LOL Who's the VANKER in the black
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One of the best comments I've seen is, his dad must be a ref.
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he'll fit right in.
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His Christian name being Jakobs as well. 😆
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