Buzzing

[Nutsin]

Killing it at work!
eldest is in college on a full ride
Youngest has 2 offers from Div 1 colleges with other colleges reaching out wanting us to go on official visits. UCLA visit scheduled for April 4th.

Spring fever around the corner, which includes spring practice for my boys, looking forward to that.
just had a full physical everything is good there.

Country is doing good.

Worlds my oyster.

Hows it looking for you lot? What you got coming up that you are looking forward too?

[Tomshardware]

No, just odd.

[Nutsin]

Nutsin gets an all clear for his micropenis and wants to tell the world, good luck to him.

Fucking hell Tom you stoned?

[Tomshardware]

Nutsin gets an all clear for his micropenis and wants to tell the world, good luck to him.

[yngwies Cat]

I feel for you brothers who've had this 
It really is HOT PISS

;

[Massive Attack]

I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.

Just in case anyone's arsed, I've just come out the hospital after some interior scenes were shot my bladder were shot 

Fuck My Old Boots, definitely easier having a camera up your arse.

Feel like a wasp has crawled up my nob and stung it.

I'm no having a Medisimal pint 

Fucking hell, you sure you aint been auditioning for Embarrassing Bodies on Channel 4 the amount of cameras you've had crammed up all your shoots?!

You poor cսnt and to come out only to find we are still down the bottom.. Sorry! Trigger warning  

[BRANDED]

I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.

I had that a couple of weeks back. 

FUCKING HELL IT WAS BRUTAL

[yngwies Cat]

I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.

Just in case anyone's arsed, I've just come out the hospital after some interior scenes were shot my bladder were shot 

Fuck My Old Boots, definitely easier having a camera up your arse.

Feel like a wasp has crawled up my nob and stung it.

I'm no having a Medisimal pint 

[Eastside surge]

Apparently giving birth is the closest a woman will ever get to knowing what it’s like to have man flu ! Stay safe out there fellas……

[Far Cough UKunt]

and I'm a ..........

[only1billybonds]

FC.

Course she is.

And I'm really Billy Bonds. 

[Far Cough UKunt]

So Nurse really is a nurse? 

[only1billybonds]

Not to proud to admit that I had no idea what a gall stone was,I really should have had a quick google.

As for you Ratched, you have clearly earned the title of NURSE.

[Westham67]

Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.

Arf! Nobody pees out a gallstone, you daft bugger

It would be like giving birth through ones vitals

[Nurse Ratched]

Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.

Arf! Nobody pees out a gallstone, you daft bugger

[only1billybonds]

67.

Yea, i believe the two are very similar.

I've heard it can take weeks to pass the stone and every slash you have is a thing to be dreaded.

[Westham67]

I have to have my bladder looked at, which means sticking a camera down me nob ...can hardly wait.

Make sure the cameraman wears a sterile wet suit 

[Westham67]

Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.

Kidney stone yes it fucking nasty

[only1billybonds]

Any of you lot ever had to piss out a gall stone?
Not had the pleasure myself but can't begin to imagine the agony involved.

[Massive Attack]

I can confirm Aliens do exist and they're from Cambridge. These braindead mongs who are supposed to be the clever cunts of the world have all these cycle lanes and they STILL use the Footpath!

[Far Cough UKunt]

Japs eyes are for things coming out of, not things going in.

OUCH!

[Massive Attack]

[Eerie Decent]

Less japseye, more Marty Feldman eye.

Best of luck, Cat son.

[Massive Attack]

By the way yngwies must be packing if they are having to shove a Kodak camera down his japseye. Say cheeeeese! 

[Eerie Decent]

Hope everything works out chaps.

[Massive Attack]

Currently on way to Addenbrookes myself to visit the old boy after the last procedure he had didn't work but have found something else going on. When it rains it pours..

Feel for ya, yngwies, can't be pleasant that. Hopefully it gets sorted in the end.