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Joey Barton nicked (Again)
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Come On You Irons
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Joey Barton nicked (Again)
On suspicion of sounding someone at a Golf Course.
What a classy bloke bloke this criminal is.
What a classy bloke bloke this criminal is.
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Fauxstralian
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)
Was reading this latest award against Barton may ruin him financially with all the legal costs?
Well off after his football career & may have blown it all
The silly cսnt
Perhaps he could be Nigel’s latest Reform parliamentary candidate?
Well off after his football career & may have blown it all
The silly cսnt
Perhaps he could be Nigel’s latest Reform parliamentary candidate?
Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)
One Sunny Day" wrote: ↑17 Mar 2026, 16:23 The cսnt should have already been in jail after he beat up his missus. No surprise to see on here, though, the usual suspects trying to defend him when they don't even know the full story yet. It was like the time they started a thread announcing that Christopher Jefferies killed Joanna Yeates and they knew it all along because he looked weird.
Do YOU "even know the full story yet"?
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)
Massive Attack" wrote: ↑17 Mar 2026, 13:29 I'm with you Faux, bomb fuck out the Scousers. Fed up of them keep costing us. I'll hold my own minute's applause once it's done.![]()
Minute's applause? Pah!
White armband for me should that happen, matey-peeps.
White armband for me should that happen, matey-peeps.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)
The cսnt should have already been in jail after he beat up his missus. No surprise to see on here, though, the usual suspects trying to defend him when they don't even know the full story yet. It was like the time they started a thread announcing that Christopher Jefferies killed Joanna Yeates and they knew it all along because he looked weird.
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Pub Bigot
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
XKhammer wrote: ↑17 Mar 2026, 12:05THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:09So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.
Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.But he has a point as scousers are proper scum as dont even class themselves as English
Can't decide if l want Liverpool or Bradford nuked first...followed by Broxbourne
As someone who lives in Scouseland snd married to one, I can tell you that’s all bollocks.
They’re the same as the rest of the country, and technically Huyton where Barton’s from is Knowsley, so he’s not a Scouser.
They’re the same as the rest of the country, and technically Huyton where Barton’s from is Knowsley, so he’s not a Scouser.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)
I'm with you Faux, bomb fuck out the Scousers. Fed up of them keep costing us. I'll hold my own minute's applause once it's done.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (Again)
Glad to see a sarcastic remark has triggered a few snowflakes
As for Barton he is presumably wealthy after his football career and should have a comfortable life
That said he spends his time talking nonsense to Eni Aluko and fighting golfers
What a dozy cսnt he is
He is a middle aged man ffs
As for Barton he is presumably wealthy after his football career and should have a comfortable life
That said he spends his time talking nonsense to Eni Aluko and fighting golfers
What a dozy cսnt he is
He is a middle aged man ffs
Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:09So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.
Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
But he has a point as scousers are proper scum as dont even class themselves as English
Can't decide if l want Liverpool or Bradford nuked first...followed by Broxbourne
Can't decide if l want Liverpool or Bradford nuked first...followed by Broxbourne
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Monsieur merde de cheval
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 10:53Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 08:54 I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.
And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.Have you seen the state of teachers these days?
Who's to say he isn't typical of the commie infested education system?
I can easily see the cսnt squaring up to Barton screaming usual idiocy, "nazi scum ", "hey hey, ho ho green fees have got to go" , " Whose greens? Our greens"
He gets agg everyday of his life
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Monsieur merde de cheval
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑10 Mar 2026, 13:26 Short fuse my arse. The bloke's a lunatic. How he hasn't been jailed already is a mystery.
Another ignorant lazy arsed assumption based on fuck all .
If you take the time to watch his YouTube channel...I think you'll find he's far from a lunatic
If you take the time to watch his YouTube channel...I think you'll find he's far from a lunatic
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Monsieur merde de cheval
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 11:05 Well, we will see. The truth will come out when this case goes to trial. I can see Barton getting banged up for a long stretch if/ when convicted.
Interesting that you assume Barton is the villain here
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Monsieur merde de cheval
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
Mad Ferret" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:41THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:09So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.
Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.And he's homophobic.
So am I ...fucking disgusting perverts
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
Thundercunt & Mad Foreskin
What a pair!
Merseyside is a crime ridden hell hole with no redeeming features
What a pair!
Merseyside is a crime ridden hell hole with no redeeming features
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
THUNDERCLINT wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 12:09So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.
Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
And he's homophobic.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
So you'd destroy a whole city because you don't like Joey Barton and have issues with middle aged (probably safe to assume, white) men.
Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
Yep, your soul is, as previously proved, fucking rotten.
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Fauxstralian
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
The victim is a former non league football manager called Kevin
Suspect he might not be your usual headteacher with leather patches on his cardigan elbows
Sounds a bit Harry Enfield’s Scousers having a punch up in a golf club
Sad old middle aged men who need to CALM DOWN
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled
Favourite bit of the story is Eni Aluko’s lawyer being called Gervase De Wilde.
Suspect he might not be your usual headteacher with leather patches on his cardigan elbows
Sounds a bit Harry Enfield’s Scousers having a punch up in a golf club
Sad old middle aged men who need to CALM DOWN
Forget bombing Iran , Merseyside needs to be levelled
Favourite bit of the story is Eni Aluko’s lawyer being called Gervase De Wilde.
Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
It is understood that an argument started inside the clubhouse. There is a suggestion that a weapon was subsequently produced from outside the building.
Sounds like the fella was glassed
Sounds like the fella was glassed
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Come On You Irons
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
Well, we will see. The truth will come out when this case goes to trial. I can see Barton getting banged up for a long stretch if/ when convicted.
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
Come On You Irons" wrote: ↑11 Mar 2026, 08:54 I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.
And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.
Have you seen the state of teachers these days?
Who's to say he isn't typical of the commie infested education system?
I can easily see the cսnt squaring up to Barton screaming usual idiocy, "nazi scum ", "hey hey, ho ho green fees have got to go" , " Whose greens? Our greens"
Who's to say he isn't typical of the commie infested education system?
I can easily see the cսnt squaring up to Barton screaming usual idiocy, "nazi scum ", "hey hey, ho ho green fees have got to go" , " Whose greens? Our greens"
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
All forms of news medias aim is to make money to pay the staff and make money for the owners or share holders.
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Come On You Irons
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Re: Joey Barton nicked (AGAIN)
I get the point that he hasn't been convicted (yet), but a judge doesn't remand you in custody lightly.
And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.
And the fella who was assaulted is a headteacher and is in hospital and could lose an eye. Hardly seems the type who would go around starting on known scumbag ex-footballers.

