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Chuck Norris has bought the farm

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Monsieur merde de cheval
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Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm

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RBshorty wrote: 20 Mar 2026, 21:22 This is the final proof that civilisation as we know it is ending.!
1st The Orange Man. Invades Greenland. (And thinks he can take on the Danes.!)
2nd N17 look certain of relegation. (Nostradamus predicted this would come too pass at the End of Days.!)
And finally.
3rd. Chuck is  now Hovis.!

We ain’t never getting GTA 6. Thunderdome. Here we come.!

RIP. Chuck.
Even the big guy upstairs is getting nervous. That’s why he called you home.
In the words of meatloaf ..
1 out of 3 ain't bad...
Hello Mrs. Jones
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Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm

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honky cat" wrote: 20 Mar 2026, 14:27 RIP chuck

but 'bought the farm' is just not good enough

Surely
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Or Chuck Norris has karate kicked the bucket
RBshorty
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Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm

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This is the final proof that civilisation as we know it is ending.!
1st The Orange Man. Invades Greenland. (And thinks he can take on the Danes.!)
2nd N17 look certain of relegation. (Nostradamus predicted this would come too pass at the End of Days.!)
And finally.
3rd. Chuck is  now Hovis.!

We ain’t never getting GTA 6. Thunderdome. Here we come.!

RIP. Chuck.
Even the big guy upstairs is getting nervous. That’s why he called you home.
Swiss.
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Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm

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He's not dead as he is immortal. His Astral body has just departed to find a new younger fitter model. 

He's the only man who has been able to count to infinity....twice. 
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Massive Attack
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Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm

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I heard the same thing, Duke. We have a new God. (Until Brooking does the unthinkable)

Bonds apparently rocked up to welcome him in over a beer and a harmless arm wrestle by the Pearly Gates.
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Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm

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I heard that he roundhouse kicked the Grim Reaper in the face. God now sits on his right side and Bruce Lee the left.
honky cat
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Re: Chuck Norris has bought the farm

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RIP chuck

but 'bought the farm' is just not good enough

Surely
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or Hellbound 
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Massive Attack
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It says he celebrated his 86th 10 days ago but the Nazis clearly still shit themsevles sensing the wrath of Norris was coming.

RIP Legend. 🤺
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