The "This will all be over in a week, get your own results" FA Cup Quarter Finals predictions thread

[Mike Oxsaw]

FA Cup
Saturday, 4 April 2026 12:45
Manchester City v Liverpool
Venue: The Etihad Stadium
League Positions: 2 v 5
Current Forms: 11 v 24

Short & sweet this week on account that I'll be away from home (but only 20 minutes drive away from home) until 3^rd April. I guess that the winner of this game will get to the final...and I guess that will be Manchester City.

Prediction:  Home Win

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FA Cup
Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:15
Chelsea v Port Vale
Venue: Stamford Bridge
League Positions: 6 v 68
Current Forms: 9 v 13
There's nailed on, and there's NAILED ON. Port Vale are gonna get screwed.

Prediction: Home Win

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FA Cup
Saturday, 4 April 2026 20:00
Southampton v Arsenal
Venue: St Mary's Stadium
League Positions: 27 v 1
Current Forms: 39 v 35

Current form actually favours Southampton and I will raise a wry smile if Arsenal go all spursy in this tie. Can't see the authorities allowing that to happen - think about it; sponsors worst nightmare; Port Vale & Southampton both go through and are paired against each other in the semis.

Sunday, may I introduce Month. Month, this is Sunday. Play nicely now. Please name one of those "stranger things" that "have happened".

Prediction: Away Win

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FA Cup
Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:30
West Ham United v Leeds United
Venue: The London Stadium
League Positions: 18 v 15
Current Forms: 27 v 18

And now, ladies & gentlemen, the tie we have all been waiting for...all except the Spurs and Man U fans I know, that is.

Will we? Won't we? Well, we can, that's for sure, but did not make decent fists about any of our previous cup ties, so will we? Were it Spurs, and not Leeds visiting, now THAT would really get the juices flowing. Alas, for some reason, that was destined not to be.

So.

We will, but on penalties...8-7

Prediction: Home Win

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Your very own make-your-mind-up-time predictions sheet:

Manchester City v Liverpool -
Chelsea v Port Vale -
Southampton v Arsenal -
West Ham United v Leeds United -

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No acca for me this week as the returns are pathetic.

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[Manuel]

Anyone who doesn't like my style of choice, create your own fucking prediction page and stay off mine. You have the power. 

Yeah, let's have loads of prediction threads. Like that'll stop us having to see your cringey titles. The only power we have to not see them is by avoiding the site altogether. I know you can't help yourself when it comes to writing cringey shit but at least keep it within the post and not the title. Thanks.

The Ox has finally found his vocation in life, to wind up a load of blokes on an internet forum with silly, cringey thread titles. You just know he will be wanking himself silly thinking about what next weeks headline can be. What a guy.

[Jean-Luc Paul Goddard]

Anyone who doesn't like my style of choice, create your own fucking prediction page and stay off mine. You have the power. 

Yeah, let's have loads of prediction threads. Like that'll stop us having to see your cringey titles. The only power we have to not see them is by avoiding the site altogether. I know you can't help yourself when it comes to writing cringey shit but at least keep it within the post and not the title. Thanks.

[Mike Oxsaw]

Anyone who doesn't like my style of choice, create your own fucking prediction page and stay off mine. You have the power. 

[Mad Ferret]

Biggest game of the season for us.
 

That would be Wolves next Fri.

[Jean-Luc Paul Goddard]

I know you're a few sandwiches short of a picnic, merde son, but even you must realise that foeing someone simply means that you don't have to see their posts. I'd do the same to you but you're so easy to spot and ignore as all of your posts come in bursts of 2 or 3.

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

What a totally CRINGE thread title from the site BORE.

Yes, and sadly having him as a foe doesn't help. Wish he could just keep the thread titles as something a normal person would write and then post the cringey stuff inside so I wouldn't have to see it. I can't be the only one who feels mildly nauseous whenever I see these threads and they're every week now.

 

 

How old are you ..12
I foed him ? ......you're almost up there with Manny  the  fanny 

[Monsieur merde de cheval]

We're  at home ..sort of 
Leeds Utd are cunts 

Let's have it 

 

[honky cat]

NoMike

FA Cup
Saturday, 4 April 2026 12:45
Manchester City v Liverpool
Venue: The Etihad Stadium
League Positions: 2 v 5
Current Forms: 11 v 24

Short & sweet this week on account that I'll be away from home (but only 20 minutes drive away from home) until 3^rd April. I guess that the winner of this game will get to the final...and I guess that will be Manchester City.

Prediction:  Home Win

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FA Cup
Saturday, 4 April 2026 17:15
Chelsea v Port Vale
Venue: Stamford Bridge
League Positions: 6 v 68
Current Forms: 9 v 13
There's nailed on, and there's NAILED ON. Port Vale are gonna get screwed.

Prediction: Home Win

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FA Cup
Saturday, 4 April 2026 20:00
Southampton v Arsenal
Venue: St Mary's Stadium
League Positions: 27 v 1
Current Forms: 39 v 35

Current form actually favours Southampton and I will raise a wry smile if Arsenal go all spursy in this tie. Can't see the authorities allowing that to happen - think about it; sponsors worst nightmare; Port Vale & Southampton both go through and are paired against each other in the semis.

Sunday, may I introduce Month. Month, this is Sunday. Play nicely now. Please name one of those "stranger things" that "have happened".

Prediction: Away Win

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FA Cup
Sunday, 5 April 2026 16:30
West Ham United v Leeds United
Venue: The London Stadium
League Positions: 18 v 15
Current Forms: 27 v 18

And now, ladies & gentlemen, the tie we have all been waiting for...all except the Spurs and Man U fans I know, that is.

Will we? Won't we? Well, we can, that's for sure, but did not make decent fists about any of our previous cup ties, so will we? Were it Spurs, and not Leeds visiting, now THAT would really get the juices flowing. Alas, for some reason, that was destined not to be.

So.

We will, but on penalties...8-7

Prediction: Home Win

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Your very own make-your-mind-up-time predictions sheet:

Manchester City v Liverpool -
Chelsea v Port Vale -
Southampton v Arsenal -
West Ham United v Leeds United -

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No acca for me this week as the returns are pathetic.

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Mate, keep doing it. Fuck em

[honky cat]

IF we get through is it too much ask for Southampton win and get drawn against them?

 

Port Vale will win and we'll get them. 

[Alfs]

 

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No acca for me this week as the returns are pathetic.

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Worse than your usual £0 returns?

[Far Cough UKunt]

IF we get through is it too much ask for Southampton win and get drawn against them?

[honky cat]

Biggest game of the season for us. Shame Tomas and Mad Mads had the extra time and pens, I expect areola will be back.

Expect all the usual suspects to go through to the next round . . . . But go on port vale, please.

City
Arsenal
Port Vale
West Ham

West ham v Arsenal Final

Again 


 

[Manuel]

I foed him but still see some of his shit unfortunately.

I fancy us and agree Chelsea would be the best option in the SF. Arsenal would have a slim chance, City we wouldn't even get the ball, I'd actually say that it would be impossible for us to beat them, so hopefully the Scouse can pull one out the bag.

[Far Cough UKunt]

It's like some kid has got himself a new box of crayons 

[Jean-Luc Paul Goddard]

What a totally CRINGE thread title from the site BORE.

Yes, and sadly having him as a foe doesn't help. Wish he could just keep the thread titles as something a normal person would write and then post the cringey stuff inside so I wouldn't have to see it. I can't be the only one who feels mildly nauseous whenever I see these threads and they're every week now.

[Takashi Miike]

I stick by my prediction from weeks ago that we beat Arsenal in the final. Chelsea in the semis would be lively

[El Scorchio]

City
Chelsea
Arsenal
West Ham

...and a horror draw for the semis whichever way you slice it. I guess we'd really want Chelsea out of those three.

Should we get past Leeds, Chelsea would be the one's gor me too against the IT Crowds kid.

Completely agree. If it wasn't us I'd say Liverpool given their relative struggles but if they played their women's team they'd somehow score a lucky deflected goal and beat us 1-0

[Mike Oxsaw]

What a totally CRINGE thread title from the site BORE.

 

Ah! The site's prime attention seeker has spoken.

[Massive Attack]

City
Chelsea
Arsenal
West Ham

...and a horror draw for the semis whichever way you slice it. I guess we'd really want Chelsea out of those three.

Should we get past Leeds, Chelsea would be the one's gor me too against the IT Crowds kid.

[Come On You Irons]

What a totally CRINGE thread title from the site BORE.

[El Scorchio]

City
Chelsea
Arsenal
West Ham

...and a horror draw for the semis whichever way you slice it. I guess we'd really want Chelsea out of those three.