Trousers robbery. 1964. Eastend style. --- Who in here is up for a bit of work? A right caper  - a solid lurk Right lozenge - a palaver - bit of a scoop Naughty tickle. Raiding the coup. I am planning a big scale trousers robbery see A right tricky pickle- big score proberly Im looking for like min...

"Fuck all this. Lets talk of our favourite sayings, and their true fuvking meanings. Ill start. Arse blancmange: the phenomenon experienced when gently tapping - brusquely patting or outright slapping an arse cheek - causing a rippley dippley type of juddering flesh wave to range across the surface ...

"I tell you whats woke cocker. My cock and balls. My lad. Thats whats woke. Woke , and proud. Like a young and fertile cod . Rigid as the tits of of a mummy. Moist as the arsehole of a snail pal you fakkin cսnt"

Gnosienne no 1 by Alexandra Thiraud The days just pass by unseen at the intersection of when one becomes another - when one set of waking eye opening becomes a brace of closed lids. Surely there is some point to all this Some deep meaningful bliss Out of sight though Behind and eclipsed the day that...

Stranglers - viva vlad

Townsend - let my love open the door

Jools Holland...still. Amazing artiste on. A sort of puddley wuddley rustic organic deep operatic gospely woogie jazzment sound. His dexterity on the floogal woogal piano and jizz jazz spatula fonk woogie is really really nice. Startling. Proper honest ter goodness soul fonkety pianer that no one li...

Jools holland still. Sounds like someone being given a shit kicking while falling down stairs. Really rustic and bluesy woogie

Some shit on jools holland. Sounds like someone with st vitus dance has broken into a chemists and has smashed the till open with a jemmy

The skirl of the wind scolding the garden shrubbery like a misbehaving garden centre

Love....love will tear us apart...again

Choi - who? Are they German?

The distant sound of cars on the motorway - heading to destinations unknown for unclear reasons...it sounds a bit like far away waters lapping further away shores out of season. every now and again someone punctuates it with a very fast moving and distant revving motorbike engine...accelerating ...s...

A pigeon attacked me today. I had no choice but to slap it do death.

I've had anxiety. And i've had depression. I got very depressed about it all and found it bought on my anxiety a bit. I flew a kite yesterday. I let the string play out through me hands - the kite caught the wind and was whipped about like a anxious bit of plastic on the end of a length of string. I...

Jesus !& mary chsin...just like honey

If you like gomprrah mate - also watch romanzo criminale. Set in 70s - present rome - superb

This is the day - The The

"The tiniest chaffinch has just flapped its little wing upon my window. It knows I am wankered beyond all reasonable boundaries and it's small concern is for me and me only: chaffinches are known to hold concern for human piss artistes. Its little chesty concern is enough to bring me back from the b...

Thurston harris - sings little bitty pretty one

starman - bowie

Roxanne - the police. remastered.

did anyone else watch brookside and crack one out over that redheaded mental one who got off with a bird|? also was a permed headed bit dark haired bit like a scouse Kelly brook. I had one of my first hand offs to her. also there was a right dirter in it who was going out with a right la scouse coke...

Just watched a rerun of the second series third episode of 'rainbow'. Bungle attempts an armed robbery which goes badly wrong and results in a passing lollipop lady having the top of her skull blown off with a sawn off shooter discharged by an accident. as bungle and the other blaggers skintch about...

"Zebthe - the starlings are watching your every move - observing - noting your movements down in small bird notebooks: recording every aspect of your everyday life and habits. When you least suspect it they will strike. Human life dont mean nuffink to these birds. They are ruthless and feral. Worse ...