"1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? [Because he was outstanding in his field.] 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? [It wanted to be a water-melon.] 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? [""Put it on my bill.""ù] 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? [A pork chop.] 5.What h...

"There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange her yen for Pound. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the bank teller, ""Why rate not same? Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat eighty? Why it change today?"" The bank teller shrugged his shoul...

"A serial killer takes a little girl into the woods at night. The girl screams and kicks and yells that she is really scared. Serial killer says, you are scared?? What about me, I have to go back through the scary woods all alone!"

"Aalborg Hammer 8:50 Thu Jun 13 HAHAHA, took me a couple of seconds before I got it. There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who dont and only half will understand the joke."

joe royal 10:01 Tue Oct 23 BEST LAUGH FOR A LONG TIME! I absolutely love this. Keep them coming and fuck the political correctness. Censorship belongs to racist countries like Saudi Arabia and other Middle Eastern countries

Q# What did the idiot call his Zebra? A# Spot