As if our defence couldn't get any slower.

"Hoping Mizuno tender for the next kit contract. This season and last season Lazio kits are top level. Expensive, mind. But decent."

"If the BETWAY was iridescent too, it would be a certified banger of a shirt. Will probably also order the unsponsored version. Nice kit, shame umbro fucked up the home one."

"As much as I want Pacqueta to succeed at West Ham, I can't help but feel this signing was a Sullivan ego-boost and chance to flex. He can fit in the team but it isn't helped when apparent deadwood HOTY Soucek sits next to him in the middle."

"Following this year a bit closer than before, now I understand what's going on. Mid-table safety in the NFL Fantasy league. Hoping Gronk gets over his hamstring injury sooner or later - need him to score me some big points. I'll be having a flutter on Pats, Bills and Oakland this weekend. Now Amari...