"Far Cough 3:07 Sun Dec 20 Phoenix has changed, and the 'Woody' woodpeck icon is visible. I found that the easiest way forward is to click the red square with a magnifying glass and search for 'West Ham'. All of our streams are listed there."

"Whilst ordering beer in Munich I noticed the waitress's tunic My hand went up it What I felt was not legit And realised she was really a eunuch. Whilst brushing my nan's old false teeth, I started to smell her queef..."

A lady from Weston-super-Mare Would only don skimpy underwear She laid on her back Opened her crack And pissed right up in the air There was an old hag from Berlin Who often took shits in her bin