"ha ha, yeah, you might want to work on your poker face a bit there fella , as your feelings for Big Sam were pretty clear"

"oh yeah i remember that him and nolan , hard one to judge that, coz we dont know how heavily they leaned on him to change agent, it might of been with good intentions behind it , probably not tho in all honesty"

"With out sounding like a psudo-psychiatrist , he needed a father figure not a new agent"

"With out sounding like a psudo-psychiatrist , he needed a father figure not a new agent"

"In fairness BFS is the only one to get as tune out of him , lets face it he was gunna blow up at some stage anyway.. thats not a totally unreasonable request by Sam , ok he didnt like it , but at any club sometimes you gott play out of postion some time, you dont see Antonio throwing his toys out t...

"Thing iis, you dont get that good without a love for the game and playing all day everyday.. id imagibe football is a salvation for him , but the profrsional game is too restricting for his personality so he acts up , bit like the lad jmichael johnson at man city a few years back , i thought he was...

"is it everyboys dream to be able to play football for a living , and hes given the chance , and he's fucking it up. there must be some psychological problems going on"

"kin hell ? he must be on 10 grand a week , you can the boy out of moss side i suppose still there must be more to it than that , look at Joey barton FFS"

he's changed his Twitter to El Chapo already :)O)

"he must be a right nightmare , for a real talent worth millions to be found a home because of his behaviour.. what does he get up to so no club will touch him?? gotta be more than just late for training ?"

"he just needs to blow the dust away , hes not even 25 is he ? mind you , he's probably on the hippy crack at weekends"

"not worth a new thread so i resurrected this one... he's jkust joined Atlas in Mexico , what a waste of a quality player, his solo goal against tottenham was a classic moment . needs to sort his head out , his career will be over before he knows it"

"not worth a new thread so i resurrected this one... before he knows it he's jkust joined Atlas in Mexico , what a waste of a quality player, his solo goal against tottenham was a classic moment . needs to sort his head out , his career will be over"

ive been milking that joke all day Dave !! Boom boom Tish !

patience browno ..... Moyes is legendary for taking his time . we will be good by the end of the window im positive

patience browno ..... Moyes is legendary for taking his time . we will be good by the end of the window im positive

Can we say this came out the blue and the so called ITK's had no idea ..? Ok i know he was rumoured to be coming but no one was hanging their hat on it .... what does that tell us abiut the ITK's ?

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

Ok the punch line is the ZIKO virus .... im trying to think up a gag to go with it !! theres one somewhere