"Turkey vs Georgia. Game of the tournament so far. Missed a cracker there, Manbell"

Linked with Jaden Philogene. Anyone seem much of him? https://www.westhamzone.com/transfers/west-ham-united-make-hull-city-gem-jaden-philogene-top-summer-transfer-target/ Looks fucking handy in this https://youtu.be/57SvdRxv7_Y?si=acwLz7lMhYSW7KQ4

"Seems a good lad, but if he signs this contract we sell him within 2 years max. He's a home grown pawn."

"Does look alright. Hopefully he can play left wing...or right back, centre back, up front, etc"

Ah cheers TM. Considerably less excited now.

"Few reports recently linking us with Kossounou at Leverkusen. Centre back. Anyone remember if he's the massive fucker that was all elbows and filthy challenges against us? I begrudgingly thought he was excellent and really smashed our players around. The only other defender I remember was Tah, and ...

"Winners: France Dark Horses: Austria. Obvs won't win it, but if they get out of that group, they've done really well Flops: Turkey. Not the wildest shout but they have got enough creative talent to have a floppy tournament. Can see them getting torn apart. Or Croatia - same team for a decade. Surel...

"Gonna have a team full of salsa dancers soon. Excited about Wesley. No idea if he's any good. But young, brazillian, attacking, mononymed, and a right foot to throw into a sea of lefties we have now."

"Don't listen to the weird, depressive, self harming sorts who are suggesting killing this website off. This has been a source of entertainment and frustration for me for 20 years now. No other place like it. Just work out a way of making the website less WANK than it's been the last 6 months please...

My fingers are crossed Al.

"Woah woah woah. It's painful enough people saying Cornet looked good last season (he didn't, he looked fucking awful), but to regard Benny as a good player for us in recent times, is fucking nuts. The little cսnt shot when he should've passed and passed when he should've shot. And each time, the pa...

"Woah woah woah. It's painful enough people saying Cornet looked good last season (he didn't, he looked fucking awful), but to regard Benny as a good player for us in recent times, is fucking nuts. The little cսnt shot when he should've passed and passed when he should've shot. And each time, the pa...

Did I just see someone say Cornet shows glimpses of promise last season? He looked fucking GASH. The one springs to mind is the game at home he scored in. Couldn't make a pass to save his life

Just had a thorough 4 minute scout of Luis Guilherme. Fucking hell that boy can shift. Dolph IN.

"If Jota is one of the first in, I'm hoping we can get Wesley too. We might actually start to have options from the bench then."

"If Jota is one of the first in, I'm hoping we can get Wesley too. We might actually start to have options from the bench then."

Just seen a clip of Downes saying IRONS down the mic during the saints victory presentation. When he was asked if he would stay with them too. Good lad.

Looks genuinely two footed too.

https://www.sofascore.com/player/gianluca-scamacca/807301#tab:statistics Scamacca's a left winger too

"Onsideman Ah I see. So because in one game he played a bit on the left, it means he's not a striker. Presumably this means that Paqueta is a striker then because sometimes he was played there during matches. Gotcha. Really good to know."

3 years is a long 'sometimes'.

Cristiano Ronaldo's not a striker too then?

"Ah yeah, ok. We should hold the cup win against him. Got it."

Not having a pop at Lop here. But unsure how much his pragmatism was evidenced at Wolves. His squad was pretty big and filled with talent and decent back ups in most positions.

"Despite Moyes being told we're moving on from him, he's going out in a classy and respectful way. Unsure why people are foaming at the mouth over how he's handling his business. Weird."