"He wasn't enjoying his football ?, newsflash mate, we weren't enjoying your performances either ! The difference being we are paying £50 a game to watch it whilst he gets £80,000 a week for not enjoying it."

Everyone should make a Will before they die. Making one afterwards is very difficult.

"Stan was always broke due to gambling, When he made his England debut someone said 'who's boots are you wearing Stan?' Adidas they gave me £100 to wear them tonight.' 'We are all wearing Puma, their rep is outside paying £150' Stan made his debut wearing one Addias boot and one Puma boot."

Very funny top DJ for 40 years. Barry from Watford The Elvis impersonator. Why the BBC cancelled his afternoon show for that useless shirt lifter is beyond me.

Ian Lavender Hovis

It's what Northerners eat when eating their own kids was made illegal .

The first player to dive in the English game.

Radio 2 went down the toilet a year ago sacking big names and replacing them with shirt lifters and women. Virgin radio - early morning Chris Evans. Greatest Hits radio - mid morning Ken Bruce The rest of the day Radio X or 6 Music

So all you know alls questioning why we were chasing so many centre halfs and not a striker must be eating your hats now!