"Futre for us against Southampton, never will you ever see such a comprehensive 2-1 win"

The bloke next to me who purports to be Head of Something or Other talking shite

"Darlo Debs 10:34 Wed Nov 21 Re: What if anything are you listening to now? Yogib, in the words of Captain Sensible....You""ve Got to.have a dream, if you don't have a dream, then how you gonna have a dream.come true? Darlo I think you'll find it was the words of Rodgers and Hammerstein"

I Beg Your Pardon - Kon Kan

Back of My Hand - The Jags

Northern Sold Atmosphere - Joy Division is one of my all time favourite songs

Baby Stop Crying - Bob Dylan

Holiday In Cambodia - The Dead Kennedys

"DM long enough to destroy the band. 2012, at least she was old enough then......"

DM For me they became shite when Malcolm McLaren got involved nicked the musicians for Bow Wow Wow and reincarnated Adam & The Ants as a comedy fancy dress band

Young Parisians - Adam & The Ants (before they were shite)

Down - Suede

Sweet Gene Vincent - Ian Dury

Grey or Blue - Jaymay

The Butterfly Collector - The Jam

Today its my mates band Sister Cookie - Where's My Money/

What Condition My Condition Is In - Betty LaVette

"The Liverpool Arts Council are pleased to announce they have received funding for an exciting new film project. Starring Ken Dodd and Jamie Carragher, the remake of I Spit on Your Grave will be released in the Autumn"