"I echo atb Trevor's response. I'm in Essex. South facing oitched roof. Had a relatively simple system installed last September. Eight x 435w panels, GivEnergy inverter and a 5.2kwh battery. £8100 all in including anti bird netting (pigeons love sleeping/nesting/shagging and shitting between the pa...

"""..for Soucek) goals……"" Soucek has nine goals this season and is our third highest goalscorer, according to BBC stats."

"Masai GrahamImage copyrightDAVE A one-liner about organ donation has been named funniest joke of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Masai Graham won with the gag: ""My dad suggested I register for a donor card, he's a man after my own heart."" The festival's best jokes were selected by a panel of 10 ju...

"Ron Chestna 89 years of age was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night . Ron replied, ""I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."" The officer asked, ""Really...

"A Scotsman walks into a pub, usually of course, there's an Englishman, an Irishman & a Welshman with him but they're all in France for the Euros....."