I've been told that the pervert Rolf Harris Has been given it right up the Aris His didigerdoo Now covered in pooh More mud then a fresh piper maris A drunken old sot called Farage Wants to chuck all not brits on a barge

For most blokes the sight will offend 'em. Those birds with badly packed pudendum Camel toe leggings Have the pervs all a begging Wishing they could get right inside them