https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/19256943.poole-wholesalers-given-shirts-promoting-dismantled-european-super-league/

Had a knock on the door last night and when I opened it there was a group of lads there. They sang some songs and then elbowed me in the face. Turned out they were Andy Carollers.

What's green and taller than Ronnie Corbett? His lawn.