"Don't feel sorry for him. He has a fantastic lifestyle and income without ever really deserving it. Fuck him. The bloke is a solid gold, grade A cսnt."

"Titnotized, perhaps."

I've been known to pretend I once wished cancer on the club's captain at the time. Never fails to impress the ladies.

Question. My oldest child (8 now) was having a bath with me when he was a baby and tried to stick his finger up my arse. Do I wait 10years until he's got a bit of money in his pocket and sue him for 'historical sexual abuse' or wait a bit longer?

"If online bullying has taught us anything, it's that fat kids would rather hang themselves than lose some weight."

Ag Ted!

Why aren't moderate friendly clowns speaking out about these extremist killer clowns?!

"Also a bit like the two dyslexics driving down the motorway. One turns to the other and says ""hey - can you smell petrol?"" The other replies, ""don't be a cսnt. I can't even spell my own name."""

Fuck's sake.

It's no wonder cunts like Michael McIntyre and Miranda Hart have made a fortune from comedy considering the shite posted on here masquerading as 'jokes'.

"Not a joke but amusing wrongness nonetheless, Kunt & the gangs's latest - Paperboy http://youtu.be/py6eB-cmH-c"

"Old but gold. (Well, better than the previous efforts on this version of the joke thread)"