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by simons
29 Jan 2026, 10:37
Forum: Football
Topic: Crapaqueta
Replies: 305
Views: 3219

Re: Crapaqueta

Modern day footballer (usually foreign) angling for a move:

Throw a strop

Refuse to play or train

Cite mental heath issues


VOILA! 
by simons
28 Jan 2026, 21:05
Forum: Football
Topic: Crapaqueta
Replies: 305
Views: 3219

Re: Crapaqueta

Exactly, Massive. 


Give me a team full of Tommy’s any day! 
by simons
28 Jan 2026, 20:54
Forum: Football
Topic: Crapaqueta
Replies: 305
Views: 3219

Re: Crapaqueta

No animosity, but I’m only interested in players who want to play for us.  Mental elf is an easy cop out nowadays. Not that it might not be true, but It’s literally a free pass for being a bit of a cսnt in any walk of life.  Souček will never have the quality that Paquetá undoubtedly has, but he’s t...
by simons
17 Jan 2026, 11:32
Forum: Football
Topic: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread
Replies: 415
Views: 3816

Re: Spurs vs West Ham | PL | 17.1.26 | Predictions and Match Thread

Always variables in these games. Derby, two shit teams, who  knows? Taty can become a fans favourite with a winner today. 
by simons
15 Jan 2026, 15:45
Forum: Football
Topic: Crapaqueta
Replies: 305
Views: 3219

Re: Crapaqueta

Having this bloke hang around like a bad smell doesn’t sit very well with me at all.  if he were to play out of his skin, and contribute to some much needed points, it would only beg the question why couldn’t he have tried a bit more in the previous games this season?  He can fuck off. And when he g...
by simons
12 Jan 2026, 20:26
Forum: Football
Topic: FA Cup Draw - 3rd Round (Monday 8 December)
Replies: 177
Views: 2088

Re: FA Cup Draw - 3rd Round (Monday 8 December)

On the box Shirley? 
by simons
11 Jan 2026, 18:54
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 370
Views: 3169

Re: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread

A win is a bird and all that.

Fancy Norwich away in the next round for some reason. 
by simons
10 Jan 2026, 11:35
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 370
Views: 3169

Re: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread

I saw Baldrick going in to the LS for the Bristol game. Didn’t know he was a fan of theirs. Was gonna do the replay, so glad I didn’t. 
by simons
10 Jan 2026, 10:41
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread
Replies: 370
Views: 3169

Re: West Ham vs QPR | FA Cup | 11.1.26 | Predictions & Match Thread

Nothing mad about looking forward to the FA cup Fraser.  The 3rd round is always a highlight of a truly depressing time of the year (this one being even worse). I always want us to do well in this competition, regardless of what we’re doing in the league. It’s a London derby, bragging rights at stak...
by simons
08 Jan 2026, 14:55
Forum: Football
Topic: It's time...
Replies: 76
Views: 834

Re: It's time...

It’s obvious now that Sullivan feels the current incumbent is the man to see this through. I’m not sure how many more embarrassing losses we need to encounter before he’s put out of him misery, if he is even fired at all. It’ll take a lot more than PDC to lift the dark gloom that’s been hanging over...
by simons
08 Jan 2026, 13:10
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread
Replies: 1040
Views: 10365

Re: West Ham United 25/26 relegation thread

Yep, he’s just passing through. He has as much love and care for this club, as he did for Spurs, which is fuck all. Hopefully we’ll find someone with more of a connection with the club, if and when we are finally relegated. I don’t want him anywhere near the club if we go down, and will hold him in ...
by simons
08 Jan 2026, 12:30
Forum: Football
Topic: Valentin (Taty) Castellanos
Replies: 111
Views: 1295

Re: Valentin (Taty) Castellanos

Yeah they looked ok, from what we saw.

Shame the bloke who caused Forest all sorts of problems last time round, was nowhere to be seen…..
by simons
07 Jan 2026, 22:22
Forum: Football
Topic: The "Our season's all but over, hand me that travel brochure will you?" PL Games List for 6th - 8th January 2026
Replies: 69
Views: 516

Re: The "Our season's all but over, hand me that travel brochure will you?" PL Games List for 6th - 8th January 2026

simons wrote: 07 Jan 2026, 22:11 Still a decent point on the road for them. 

Nobody likes going to Elland road.
Or maybe not laugh 🤭 
by simons
07 Jan 2026, 07:53
Forum: Football
Topic: Nuno Out
Replies: 1383
Views: 14235

Re: Nuno Out

I was at the Everton game we drew, and watched him come over with the players and thought this is a manager I could see the fans really getting behind. Not anymore. He’s just going through the motions waiting for the inevitable. We need someone who truly gets this club, and it will probably take rel...
by simons
07 Jan 2026, 07:14
Forum: Football
Topic: Nuno Out
Replies: 1383
Views: 14235

Re: Nuno Out

I was right behind the dugout last night. He got some from the fans who were still there at the end. Probably another reason he took an age to finally go down the tunnel, he’d hoped everyone had fucked off. 

 
by simons
06 Jan 2026, 23:41
Forum: Football
Topic: It's time...
Replies: 76
Views: 834

Re: It's time...

That’s place is too moribund. It’s finished. It’s done. We’re beyond help. 
by simons
04 Jan 2026, 22:23
Forum: Football
Topic: RIP Alex Van de Weyer - founder of WestHamOnline
Replies: 125
Views: 1864

Re: RIP Alex Van de Weyer - founder of WestHamOnline

Very sad news, and no age. 

Sure I was introduced to him back in the day at one of the WHO drinks, that I think maybe Ged was at. 

RIP
by simons
03 Jan 2026, 16:32
Forum: Football
Topic: Nuno Out
Replies: 1383
Views: 14235

Re: Nuno Out

Shirley O'Neill will be back at Celtic by Monday. 
 
by simons
03 Jan 2026, 16:07
Forum: Football
Topic: Nuno Out
Replies: 1383
Views: 14235

Re: Nuno Out

He can’t survive this. 
by simons
28 Dec 2025, 13:05
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
Replies: 250
Views: 1971

Re: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread

I hate defending Sullivan. But he’s made money available over the years for strikers. The fact that none of them have really worked out, can’t be solely on him. I pin a lot of the blame on the three previous managers. 
by simons
28 Dec 2025, 11:08
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
Replies: 250
Views: 1971

Re: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread

All those strikers cost a fair bit of dough between them. I blame successive managers just as much for not identifying what is needed, or not playing to those striker’s strengths. Sullivan didn’t sign Füllkrug, he was just stupid enough to hand over the money, and it’s the reason we now rely on Calu...
by simons
28 Dec 2025, 10:38
Forum: Football
Topic: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread
Replies: 250
Views: 1971

Re: West Ham vs Fulham | PL | 27.12.25 | Prediction and Match Thread

Wilson made the difference yesterday. The world and his wife (certainly everyone in the stadium) could see that. He’s got the attributes we need in a striker, just signed him five years too late as usual.  The striker position has been a problem for fuck knows how many years, and successive managers...
by simons
14 Dec 2025, 19:45
Forum: Football
Topic: Crapaqueta
Replies: 305
Views: 3219

Re: Crapaqueta

Ship him out in January. Get two in. Yeah the 85 mil from City is long gone, but there will be takers. January we need to roll our sleeves up and get stuck in. A couple of nasty bastards even, not this showboating cսnt. 
by simons
05 Dec 2025, 00:05
Forum: Football
Topic: Billy Bonds Claret and Blue Army
Replies: 5
Views: 45

Re: Billy Bonds Claret and Blue Army

Five! 

Here’s hoping for a sixth next season (if we don’t get them in the cup).

I did see us lose to them in the summer in New Jersey but that doesn’t count! 
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