Apparantly his lad doesn't like heights...

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Exeter - sprinkle some chilli powder or ground pepper around their foraging spots

Nurse- I don't know if it's the same your end but there seems to be a lack of birds coming to our live meal worm feeder- this time last year ,I'd be getting through a kilo bag a week ..maybe it's a bit early for nesters. I'm happy to report that our resident pair of Firecrests nesting in our Cypress...

Asking for a friend (yes really) who has 2 upper for Ipswich but needs to exchange for 2 lower-
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aaaaah- well forewarned is forearmed  - i had three tickets in all-2 I paid the going rate for (£30) and the spare I had to sell, bought for double the going rate (silly me) they were all in the away end-I enjoyed the day ,out with my youngest son ,the result was disappointing but a lovely day start...

Well..looks like I got fleeced - like the 'wrong 'un ' i am

Due to health issues I rarely go to games so,yes,I am unfamiliar with away ticket rules - due to that unfamiliarity ,I probably got ripped off on the price

Good afternoon all...I have a spare for tomorrow..can meet at the ground or in Lewes before the game-I'd like 50 for it

We had a Bouvier de Flanders until last year when we lost him to cancer - a great big softie who was bullied by our two cats but he was such a good family dog - looked a bit like a schnauzer being of the spitz breed.
A really good guard dog and we all miss him like crazy

..a bit like the time when I'd loaded the Merlin app on my phone and I was sitting in the garden - there was a bird singing that I could not identify nor could the app - until I walked into the kitchen and realised it was by daughter's new bread maker- stupid boy

Popeye Doyle has left us RIP
Found dead with his wife 

My friend's sex change operation from a male to female went really well yesterday. In fact,it was so successful,he's still trying to reverse out of the hospital car park

The Pope wakes up in hospital and asks if he was in heaven "No, we're just taking a shortcut through the children's ward"

A gecko was strolling through the jungle and a pungent smell hit his nostrils.He looked up see a large baboon up a big baobab tree smoking a large spliff. The baboon invites the little fella to join him. After a few good tokes the gecko gets a thirst and goes down to the river for a drink .A crocodi...

My mate.Gordon Morgan had hell of job introducing himself when he was in Germany But not.as much trouble as the other lad Jim Apple had in France.

Happy to see this - might put a bit of creativity back in

Baker Gurvitz Army with Ginger Baker on the drums - nutter that he was ,he could certainly play those skins!

Two priests are driving down the road when a police car pulls them over.The priest who is driving lowers his wndow and the policeman says to him, "We're looking for a couple of child molesters."The driver looks at his passenger, who nods, and then turns back to the policeman and says, &quo...

I went to see Placebo tonight. I was really disappointed. It's my own fault in fairness, I thought they were The Cure.

The Best of Tony Joe White - the Louisiana Swamp Fox at his best

I've just got off of the phone with Direct Line buying my car insurance.
I gave the fella my card details and he said "Before you go,have you got any pets?"
I said "Yes, I've got a rabbit but it doesn't drive"

My sister lived in a little village near Wantage and her neighbour was born on December 31st 1899 - one of my father-in-laws neighbours was born on the 1st.January 1900 -when they were 95 we managed to get them together.They had missed the first world war one through having had bad pneumonia and the...

Satan's own exorcism."Priest get out of that child.!!!"

"West Ham v Manchester United - 29th.March 1969 score was 0-0 and it was the day the new west stand and chicken run opened and we were just off the halfway line -upper tier - we went on a coach from Berkshire from my Dad's work - it took ages to get there - I remember the British Legion band ,the ol...

I see that Alan Bolding who was the club chaplain has left us - he succeeded Elwyn Crockett- I worked with Alan in the Oil and Gas industry for a while and he was a lovely man - a true Hammer - RIP