"As he stood on a TV quiz show There was nothing he didn't know The brainy man with Tourettes When asked to place his bets Said ""Shitcunt monkey wanker"" where the answer should go. There was once a grammatical mistake So obscene no one could fake"

A triangle has 3 separate points Marijuana comes best in some joints The best design of which one must factor Judicious use of a protractor With the protractorist being one whom one anoints