Dating Sites.

[paul6565]

"Been divorced since Sept 2021 and thought I may get back to dating. Very inexperienced with the new dating scene. So went on Match. So met a Nurse, Mid 50s like me and we have been dating, she has been on dating sites 6 years ? We have been sharing a bed for a few months.. She is still advertising herself on Match, am I a mug.. I asked her why and she said we have not had the chat so we are not exclusive ?? WTF is that ?"

[Darlo Debs]

Lol... i didn't say long enough to find out but pretty sure it wasn't H&P

[Lee Trundle]

"What pizza did Maggot & Pickled order, Debs?"

[Darlo Debs]

Only ever had two truly disastrous dates... one was a blind date with a bloke that was very thin on top but with a ginger ponytail and a very high.pitched voice who said he'd rather go shopping on a Saturday than watch/ listen to the the football I genuinely have never left a pizza hut faster.

[Fifth Column]

"I went on a date with someone from a dating site years ago in Birmingham. We went out for lunch, kissing in the car park, she dry humped me until she orgasmed and then grabbed my hand and put it down her pants to show me how wet she was. I suggested that we go to a hotel. She then went ""What sort of a girl do you think I am"" or words to that effect, she wouldn't do that on a first date and continued on a rant about how dare I ask her that. Then at that point as I realised she was a bit mental I walked back (with her ranting at me) to New Street Station and literally had to shake her off me (she was grabbing hold of my arm not letting me leave) to get through the ticket barriers. On the train back to London she was texting me asking when I could come up again to meet her and her sisters to arrange the wedding. All genuinely 100% true. That was a weird old day."

[Darlo Debs]

* deletes Tinder profile* Ray I hope you feel.suutably guilty Will.probably be lonely forever now or become a crazy cat lady.

[Tomshardware]

Like that Ray. ?üôÇ

[ray winstone]

What a womans dating profile really means: Adventurous:- Likes anal. 30 Something:- 41. Athletic:- No tits. Fun:- Annoying. Wild:- Gets pissed easily. Beautiful eyes:- face like a robbers dog. Seeks knight in shining armour:- Husband has run off with younger model. New age:- Hairy with a smelly fanny. Headstrong:- Argumentative. Enjoys pubbing and clubbing:- Alcoholic. Curvy:- Fat cսnt. Cuddly:- Fat cսnt. Likes eating out:- Lazy fat cսnt.

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

"paul6565 10:21 Mon Sep 18 Think you have done the right thing, You are clearly old school age and attitude, whereas she is old school age but very comfortable with Dating having no correlation to exclusivity. Now, lets mine this gold. I think it will be cathartic for you to share her profile and answer the sensitive but relevant questions. Lets start with simple yes or no questions, did you Kiss Hand play missionary Dirty Sanchez Bowling Bowl Monkey Face Mississippi Birdbath Kentucky Klondike Bar Panamanian Petting Zoo Alabama Hot Pocket The Flying Camel Cold Lunch Charizarding Kennebunkport Surprise The Landshark Ballcuzi Flying Circus Spicy Gringo Bloody Mary"

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

Dick Shaftsbury 3:34 Mon Sep 18 Sends the wrong message when even your profile pictures is a 'dick pic'

[Gary Strodders shank]

"Anyone watching the reruns of Dear John on London Live ? I guess with all these online dating sites the days of the the old over 30s,club rendezvous, divorced and separated nights are long gone. The Middlesex and Herts (aka Tarts) country club was always worth a visit on a Thursdau night back in the day if you were seeking a more mature and experienced lady."

[lowlife]

"If you like her, you should create another profile and turn up to a date with a fake moustache on. She’ll never know."

[Darlo Debs]

Joe Plenty of Fish is just as bad. After it dawned on us our marriage just isn't going to work I decided to try Internet dating. One of the first people that spoke to me ( very fiit bloke) wanted me to shag him and his best mate. Flipping not in a million years would that happen. It's a jungle out there.

[Side of Ham]

"Joe, the Palais was always full of kids on the main nights….the room at the top was always old rippers on all the main nights….got even worse when it was Magnums….I’m guessing we’re slightly different ages….Stop Outs was the only club around there that were mainly in their 20’s during the 90’s."

[Side of Ham]

"Joe, the Palais was always full of kids on the main nights….the room at the top was always old rippers on all the main nights….got even worse when it was Magnums….I’m guessing we’re slightly different ages….Stop Outs was the only club around there that were mainly in their 20’s during the 90’s."

[joe royal]

Monday night at The Palais was known as Jurassic park. Before Jurassic park was a thing. Now ask me about Barons.

[Side of Ham]

Slightly older ladies? It was known as Jurassic Park!

[Steady]

"Room at the Top ilford would have been perfect back in the day, frequented by slightly older ladies looking for fun"

[joe royal]

Don’t like sharing? Some of the stories I’ve heard from tinder dates will make your hair curl.

[paul6565]

"Some of the comments are hilarious and I thank you for those.. Wonderful to hear your experiences.. I think the message is dump her.. Already done. I did actually like this lady so it has felt like a bit of a gut wrencher.. But I cannot conform to modern dating, it shows total lack of respect and I am old school. Certainly do not share."

[yngwies Cat]

"Who agony Aunt. Site, country doges Fuckin link... You know the rules ;-)"

[wils]

That's the American way. Is she a yank? Sounds like a reasonable protocol to me. Have 'the chat' and settle it one way or another.

[eswing hammer]

"It probably was dick , only went there a few times we found once you were there that was it , if you wanted to leave you had to try and get a taxi , whereas Hornchurch or Brentwood you could walk to another pub !"

[Dick Shaftsbury]

eswing hammer 3:09 Mon Sep 18 Grew up in Hornchurch and never knew that this was a prime spot. Wasn't Palms the undefeated champion for that type of woman?

[eswing hammer]

"Never been on a dating site ,one of my old hunting grounds was the cricketers in Hornchurch, you couldn’t help but chat up some poor let down middle aged sex starved divorced and lonely lady in there, how sad l was to drive past it last night and it is all boarded up !"

[ray winstone]

"Fifth, maybe I should have added SWTOC on the end of my post..."