pooing in a bog that doesn't belong to you

[Phall Throw]

"A rather sorry incident happened earlier. I was in dire need of a massive shit whilst at a mates so had to make my way to his shitter. Pushing said poo out not only hurt my anus ring causing soreness and sweating but after three flush attempts the offending beast still didn't want to fuck off. Rather than have to explain myself I scooped it up with big roll and chucked it out of the bathroom window on to his lawn. Now, as much as I got away with this when matey does go in to his garden he is going to see that it was not a dog or cat that done this but a human. Hopefully he just thinks someone jumped his fence during the night and took a massive dump. I am not sure it was the right thing to do"

[lab]

I’m calling faeces on this .

[J.Riddle]

Cool story bro

[joe royal]

[Sydney_Iron]

(nt)