West Ham Fans

[isolated hammer]

Was sat in a craft brewery beer garden on Friday afternoon and my Fiance and myself got chatting to this man and his Son. The Father was from Watford. Anyway as we got chatting more, I asked if he was a Watford supporter, he replied that he looked out for their results, but he actually is a West Ham supporter. Cue one dumbfounded Fiance and a lengthy chat about The Hammers. Turns out, his Uncle played for us in the late 50's and stayed in the same accommodation as Malcolm Allison. Saturday, went to Stratford upon Avon. My lady and myself were again sat in a beer garden and a family opposite us on another table were chatting away, I thought to myself, they aren't locals, got chatting with them and they were from Plaistow but had moved to Stratford due to work. All three were Hammers Fans, cue my once again dumbfounded Fiance and a great chat about The Hammers. Absolutely love our passionate Fans. We really are something else.

[Manuel]

Yea I bet they fucking are, you ginger old perv. Still following me around like a scorned woman you tragic cսnt. Glad I'm living rent free in your head anyway :-)

[Swiss.]

Manuel 12:26 Sun Sep 10 For me every stranger is a further friend to be made. No wonder you are a sad lonely miserable cսnt.

[Manuel]

Chatting bollocks to random strangers isn't my cup of tea, I have a rule that I assume folks are complete cunts, just plain boring, or the full package - boring cunts, and I'm usually right :-)

[Dr Matt]

Stop pestering other people going about their day.

[Gary Strodders shank]

I was in Lowestoft a couple of weeks back and got chatting to a couple of fans in there early 20s (one wearing a retro Dr Martens shirt) but who had never been to Upton Park. I guess in time the percentage of our fanbase like this lad will increase and only us elder generation will remember the old gaff.

[isolated hammer]

I am hoping to get a job in Oswestry, should find out on Monday. What pub did they go in?

[BeauLarkyBuff]

My brother and wife spent the weekend of the Brighton game in Oswestry. They picked a random pub to watch the game and it was full of fellow Hammers fans. They had a great time and got on really well with these guys and we won as well. Last week in majorca, they went into a bar only to find the same blokes there!

[The Fonz]

We are a different breed. Can't help myself but shout out irons like I have tourettes when I see someone in a west ham top. I really dont think other fans have that bond. Roll on next week, International break is so boring.