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Jokes Thread
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Dowies Love Child
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A man was admitted to the hospital with 25 plastic horses inserted into his rectum. His condition is described as stable.
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Dowies Love Child
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I went to the hospital with a taxidermist friend.
The doctor asked me "Who's that?"
"A taxidermist," I replied.
The doctor nodded gravely and said "it's good to be prepared."
The doctor asked me "Who's that?"
"A taxidermist," I replied.
The doctor nodded gravely and said "it's good to be prepared."
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Dowies Love Child
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I told my wife that our neighbour had died.
She said "Who, Ray?"
"Celebrating seems a little callous", I replied.
She said "Who, Ray?"
"Celebrating seems a little callous", I replied.
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I remember some years ago, Ulrika Johnson, was charged with an act of gross indecency, masturbating in public with a mobile phone. A police spokesman commented, "yes, that's not the first time, she's been caught with an Eriksson inside her..."