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Re: Jokes Thread
F 129 Row66" wrote: ↑04 Sep 2024, 20:49 Two WHO posters in Cambodia sitting in a café. A 12 year old girl walked by and one says to the other:"She used to be a cracker in her day."
Joyo been sharing his holiday stories?
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Aalborg Hammer
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F 129 Row66
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Two WHO posters in Cambodia sitting in a café. A 12 year old girl walked by and one says to the other:"She used to be a cracker in her day."
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Helmut Shown
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Two gay men go to the funfair. One says to the other “Shall we go on the roller coaster?”
The other one replies “No it frightens me but don’t let me stop you”
”OK” he replies and minces up to the ride and gets in a car.
His friend watches him go round three times but then the car comes off the rails and crashes at his feet.
He says “Oh dear are you hurt”
His friend angrily replies “I’ll say! Three times I went round and you didn’t wave once”
The other one replies “No it frightens me but don’t let me stop you”
”OK” he replies and minces up to the ride and gets in a car.
His friend watches him go round three times but then the car comes off the rails and crashes at his feet.
He says “Oh dear are you hurt”
His friend angrily replies “I’ll say! Three times I went round and you didn’t wave once”
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Russ of the BML
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Me and my wife was on the way to my in-law's house. As we approached we saw the mother-in-law on the driveway being beaten up by six men. My wife screamed "Oh my god! Let's help!" to which I replied "Well, I think six men can do the job."
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Dowies Love Child
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A man was admitted to the hospital with 25 plastic horses inserted into his rectum. His condition is described as stable.
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Dowies Love Child
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I went to the hospital with a taxidermist friend.
The doctor asked me "Who's that?"
"A taxidermist," I replied.
The doctor nodded gravely and said "it's good to be prepared."
The doctor asked me "Who's that?"
"A taxidermist," I replied.
The doctor nodded gravely and said "it's good to be prepared."
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Dowies Love Child
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I told my wife that our neighbour had died.
She said "Who, Ray?"
"Celebrating seems a little callous", I replied.
She said "Who, Ray?"
"Celebrating seems a little callous", I replied.
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I remember some years ago, Ulrika Johnson, was charged with an act of gross indecency, masturbating in public with a mobile phone. A police spokesman commented, "yes, that's not the first time, she's been caught with an Eriksson inside her..."