For WHO's birders

[Nurse Ratched]

"I thought you might like this video.



It's a compilation of different birds singing. Beautiful photography. If you expand the 'title' under the video it gives a list of species and the times they pop up in the video. Most of the species are familiar to us in the UK, but there are some 'exotics' (the cranes - wow, what a noise!) It was filmed in Belarus. The guy has a channel you can subscribe to. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it and maybe it'll take your mind off you-know-what for a few blessed minutes."

[Tomshardware]

Good work Willtell. Nice story Aalborg.

[Aalborg Hammer]

"Willtell,I was taking my Triumph for an MOT a couple of years ago and going down a country lane,I disturbed a couple of crows dining on a dead rabbit..there was also a Buzzard in the verge.He flew up and hit my offside brake lever snapping that and an indicator off - he managed to coat my legs in Buzzard shit too....and it stinks. I came back from an expensive MOT to see him sitting on a fence post looking a bit bedraggled and shaken!"

[Willtell]

"When we moved to our home over 12 years ago my wife was disappointed that we had few birds around the house. Over the years we’ve planted something like 50 trees (removing 6 big cedars) and 75 bushes. The difference today is amazing. We have sparrows by the score; red starts; long tailed tits; blue tits; great tits; wrens; wagtails; thrushes; hoopers; magpies; jays; robins; doves; egrets; wood pigeons; curl buntings; gold finches; chaffinches; lesser spotted woodpeckers; green woodpeckers; blackbirds; starlings; tawny owls (a family successfully raised a brood of 3 young and we hear them each night but not sure how many survived. Of course we regularly see sparrow hawks and buzzards that circle us but won’t come too near the house. I almost hit a buzzard last week in my car. It skimmed the car as it flew up out of a ditch as I drove past on a quiet lane. They’re common here and keep the mice and small mammals under control. I find it amusing for all the birds that sit on our wall around our terrace calling for seed which my wife puts out daily. We also have a large bush that’s called “the tenament block” which is full of sparrows that suddenly stop cheeping as you walk by... I’m also fed up with putting bird boxes up in the many trees, the car port and outside workshop and garden store."

[Nurse Ratched]

Crassus and Cap I envy you both: I never see raptors where I live.

[Capitol Man]

*Sharp shinned....

[Capitol Man]

There’s a sharp skinned hawk which stalks my bird feeder. Every couple of months I’ll find the remains of a small bird that’s basically been exploded and the remains consumed.

[Crassus]

"FFS will you pair of cunts fuck off and pollute the rest of the board - thank you Nurse, I saw an amazing thing a couple of days back I'm up in North Bucks, backing onto rolling fields, so am lucky enough to have all sorts in the garden and red kites that have followed the Chilterns from their re-introduction, regularly riding the thermals above I have an array of feeders beneath a large eucalyptus and hedge arrangement, attracts masses of small birds Its not uncommon to see a sparrowhawk take a starling but whilst watching a flight of long tails swoop in there was sudden squawkage from every where and the tit flight broke like a grenade, with that a kite swooped from the side, no more than 12 ft up and took a bird in flight, on the turn - all underside plumage at full wing width, no more than 20 ft from me, as it veered to avoid the tall foliage and roared up like a Dornier and away to an old oak down the field to consume it's prey Most unusual for a kite to do that, big birds but they have neither the beak nor foot strength to do that routinely - stunning sight mind and I bet I don't see that again"

[Nurse Ratched]

*sigh* Anyway...birds?

[Swiss.]

And Scurf Face stop sending me abusive WhoMail under yet another username of your's Bruuuuno. Like I said seek professional advice.

[Swiss.]

"SurfaceAgentX2Zero 1:00 Tue Jan 19 Nothing could be further from the truth. Are you getting down in the ""hide"" with your mates for a long night vigil. You might spot those badgers this time."

[Capitol Man]

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 1:16 Tue Jan 19 Re: For WHO's birders Oh I’ve posted here before. Go read the entire thread to check. Or maybe I’m just envious of your skill at attracting birds.

[Chigwell]

"A couple of mistle thrushes have commandeered the cotoneaster hedge in our back garden. There are still a few hundred berries on it and even when the thrushes have had their fill, they sit on the nearby fence and chase off any other birds that try to feed there."

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

Never seen you on this thread before Mong. Thanks for following me.

[Capitol Man]

SurfaceAgentX2Zero 1:00 Tue Jan 19 Re: For WHO's birders ‘Ark at Warren Beatty. You wow them with your grasp of detail and pedant your way into their knickers don’t you.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

"Swiss 'Have you ever kissed a girl?. Damning enough in itself, but it has added irony coming from a bloke who spends his life drinking alone in bars drooling over 'Hot Marta', while desperately hoping Sanjay doesn't come and serve him first.."

[lowermarshhammer]

"Fieldfare the other day, proper agressive Scandinavian fuckers, the hooligans of the Turdus family, invade the manor and take on allcomers."

[lowermarshhammer]

"Fieldfare the other day, proper agressive Scandinavian fuckers, the hooligans of the Turdus family, invade the manor and take on allcomers."

[zebthecat]

Not birds this time but the first yellow crocus appeared in my little wildflower meadow today and some daffs are beginning to come up too.

[Nurse Ratched]

For Goldie https://youtu.be/Gui3IswQ0DI To sum up: your dog is a dunce. And BIRDS ARE REAL ?üò° It's just bears that are fake.

[the exile]

Just saw a Greater Spotted Woodpecker on my afternoon constitutional. Lovely - one of my favourite birds.

[Swiss.]

"Oh look I spelt ""woodpigeon"" correctly honk honk (makes pig sounds). Can't wait to tell my friends at the Conservative Club. Chortle chortle."

[Swiss.]

Scurf Face have you ever lived? I mean had real fun? Kissed a girl even ???? Thought not.

[SurfaceAgentX2Zero]

"Swiss is so involved in wanking off over Disney vids that he hasn't considered the possibility of 'having looked at and noticed what goes on with the shrub (tree, both?) leylandii without being a twitcher' . Not that there's a thing wrong with being a twitcher. The yellow-anoraked, satchel-carrying, sandal-wearing, emotionally-retarded, tinfoil-hat-wearing, 'confirmed bachelor', UFO-spotting, thick, no-mark twat."

[BRANDED]

"BTW, twice in the last week I have walked past a front hedge in London which has been full of sparrows tweeting loudly. Haven't particularly noticed sparrows much for years so this was pretty exciting and unusual round here."

[Side of Ham]

"Says Swiss, who critiques boxsets on Disney+ let‚Äôs hope the late 50‚Äôs sleazy cսnt hasn‚Äôt got it to impress anyone....."