General Election - July 2024

[twoleftfeet]

This appears to be the rumour on Sky. An easy win for Starmer and some big names losing their seats. The Country needs a change but is it going to get one? The thought of seeing that annoying Beth Rigby for 6 weeks though is a horrifying thought.

[Hammer and Pickle]

"You’ve posted a link but have failed to comment, Twundle. Maybe you’re having trouble with this bit “Report electoral fraud If you believe you have witnessed electoral fraud, or are concerned that it may be taking place, you should report it. You can report electoral fraud by: calling the police on 101 contacting Crimestoppers anonymously online (Opens in new window), or by calling 0800 555 111 (Opens in new window) If you're unsure whether certain behaviour is allowed, you should contact the Electoral Registration Officer or Returning Officer for your local area. They are responsible for running the election or referendum and will have plans in place to identify suspicious behaviour.” Would you like me to explain what it means?"

[Hammer and Pickle]

"You’ve posted a link but have failed to comment, Twundle. Maybe you’re having trouble with this bit “Report electoral fraud If you believe you have witnessed electoral fraud, or are concerned that it may be taking place, you should report it. You can report electoral fraud by: calling the police on 101 contacting Crimestoppers anonymously online (Opens in new window), or by calling 0800 555 111 (Opens in new window) If you're unsure whether certain behaviour is allowed, you should contact the Electoral Registration Officer or Returning Officer for your local area. They are responsible for running the election or referendum and will have plans in place to identify suspicious behaviour.” Would you like me to explain what it means?"

[Lee Trundle]

https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/voting-and-elections/report-electoral-fraud

[Mike Oxsaw]

The all (ALL) important thing is that pickle has made this thread all about himself. What further proof could there be that he is the (THE) toppiest face and most (MOST) intelligent poster the site has ever seen?

[WHU(Exeter)]

"""But if you don’t the privilege to just rock up to your polling station and vote seems like a COMPULSION"" Even amongst irrelevant word salad, you can still manage to throw in something that makes even less sense than the main salad course."

[marty feldman]

The Tories should be going in hard on reform. Forget about winning the election it ain't happening. The reform manifesto is Liz truss on steroids. All about saving seats now . Surely even sunaks advisors know that ? . But seeing how bad the campaigns been. do they ? .

[WHU(Exeter)]

"I had no idea what you were talking about, as your reply was completely irrelevant to what I'd posted."

[goose]

so is Pickle now claiming to be a British citizen?

[Mike Oxsaw]

"...""if you have the self respect, you also have the motivation to make the required arrangements to vote.""... So, why didn't you make the ""required arrangements"" to vote in the Brexit referendum? That seems to consistantly boil your piss, even though you had no say in the outcome."

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Of course, but I was because if you have the self respect, you also have the motivation to make the required arrangements to vote. But if you don’t the privilege to just rock up to your polling station and vote seems like a COMPULSION. No wonder you have no idea what I’m talking about."

[WHU(Exeter)]

"Pickle, I wasn’t talking about the actions of councils in voting registration, and how they talk to/deal with potential voters, and have no idea why you had to bring that up?"

[Dwight Van Mann]

goose 1:07 Thu Jun 20 that's correct goose. Just another porkie from Pickle

[goose]

dont you have to be a British citizen to cast a postal vote from abroad?

[Hammer and Pickle]

See? The more you think the worse it gets. Maybe you and your like really shouldn’t be entrusted with a vote after all.

[only1billybonds]

"It's very amusing though fourpence, you spend years threatening to grass people up then someone actually dobs you in to the council for sub letting one of their hovels. Acceptable grassing I think that's called."

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Or maybe ROTHERHITHE? Try to avoid thinking, braincell - it obviously confuses you."

[only1billybonds]

"Fourpence, I thought you were sub letting in CAMBERWELL ?"

[Texas Iron]

D How’s your Brexit joyride. Getting on…???

[Texas Iron]

So…a How’s your Brexit joyride. Getting on…???

[Leavemyarcelona]

As long as reform become opposition to nazi labour i will be happy

[Hammer and Pickle]

"Nah, that will just arouse it even more, Midnight Plum. Better try the imaginary sub-let council flat in Southwark instead."

[Dwight Van Mann]

"Hammer and Pickle 10:18 Wed Jun 19 now, now Pickle play nice or we'll have to talk about your trans kid"

[Dwight Van Mann]

"Hammer and Pickle 10:18 Wed Jun 19 now, now Pickle play nice or we'll have to talk about your trans kid"

[Hammer and Pickle]

"No need Sugar Tits, it’s already happening and no mistake. Just make a good show of it - maybe your testosterone imbalanced daughter is getting the proper meds and won’t give you a clump."

[Dwight Van Mann]

Hammer and Pickle 10:04 Wed Jun 19 Pic of you with your postal vote in your right hand. Holding a carp under your left arm. And balancing a cabbage on your head or it's not happening.