Global health emergency - Monkey pox

[riosleftsock]

"Which one of you filthy buggers was it this time? The WHO is now authorised to declare global health emergencies, this one is probably a trial run, but you are about to find out what the Fabian Society is all about."

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I suspect the biggest risk is to someone who has a confirmed preference to having sex with somebody in or against a tree. Not too many monkeys in Belvedere at the moment - think they've all fucked off over the river in search of their own Eldora-do; that is,a dilapidated abandoned lock-up in Upminster"

[joyo]

Stay in your mud hut without any ladyboys in attendance and you won't get infected you creep

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Given the symptoms, I can't see the government having any difficulty in rolling out social distancing again."

[Moncurs Putting Iron]

"I, for one, will be laying off the Um bongo for a while."

[Darlo Debs]

"Matthew Homes 12.43 ""Get fucked WHO"" Should imagine there are people on KUMB who've been saying that for ages Oh wrong one."

[Any Old Iron]

"What a fucking cesspit the Congo must be. First Aids, now this."

[Sydney_Iron]

"Racist! Its MPOX these days don't you know! FFS... WHO changed the name from monkeypox to mpox due to “racist and stigmatizing language online” following the last global outbreak, with a number of individuals and countries raising concerns. Yeah yeah, world dogs, etc."

[Matthew Holmes]

Didn’t they try this with monkeypox last year too? Duckers Been away and augmented it to get taken more seriously this time? Get fucked WHO

[Sydney_Iron]

What has changed since they made the same declaration in 2022? It says different variant but isnt it still essentially spread the same way? Bottoms being penetrated.......

[bruuuno]

Joyos already queuing up to get his jabs

[PistonHammered]

Sounds more like monkey bollocks to me! More social modeling for the sheep.

[Mike Oxsaw]

"I take it that for reasons of equality, the UK government are going to get the bunting & red carpet out for mpox and invite it in via a huge free concert in Hyde Park."

[Hello Mrs. Jones]

Someone fucked a MAGA imbecile

[Dwight Van Mann]

Pickle told me that Tex caught it off a deceased chimp??

[Lee Trundle]

Just in time for the election.

[BRANDED]

Starmer is probs WANKING furiously to this news

[Lee Trundle]

"Don't blame them, after seeing the way the vast majority of people became utter MELTS during, and after, covid. I'd be doing the same."

[On The Ball]

"There are monkeypox outbreaks relatively regularly of course, but I'm sure this time it's a big conspiracy."

[joyo]

vexed ...yeah you would know that seeing your at more risk of monkeypox than the rest of us

[the exile]

"Yep, this is just the rehearsal for the big one that's coming soon - bird flu. You know, the one that they've already invested zillions in and have a vaccine all ready to go."

[Vexed]

Wasn't it the bummers spreading this around last time?

[Vexed]

Wasn't it the bummers spreading this around last time?

[roltrader]

"I caught it some weeks ago, its not so bad, just some mild itching around my arm pits."

[Mike Oxsaw]

Is this where the government ask the WHO to tell people to stop spanking the monkey (either in private or in public)?

[Sydney_Iron]

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