Welcome to West Ham United Julen Lopetegui

[Barty]

Champions league here we come ! ?üòâ

[Massive Attack]

"Indeed, Scott."

[BRANDED]

Lob a tall guy

[scott_d]

"I honestly don't think it's too difficult to keep us out of trouble next season. I know it's easy to play football manager but for everything we can and should be thankful for with Moyes, he has been baffling outside of European competitions. - Not using the squad players so that when they are called upon they are not fresh and fit. - Not using the young players so that when they are needed, they are lacking in experience. - Refusing to give any of the substitutions a chance if they manage to come on and perform (straight back to the bench the next game) - Stubbornly sticking with favourite players even when they are massively out of form - Generally being so stubborn about making substitions to the point where we made 0 against Spurs in a game that they made 5 - Refusing to attack even the shit teams at home unless we are losing . - Refusing to take any chances against the big teams away from home just because it worked against Arsenal. I know it's not as easy as that but we have been pretty shit in the league and someone like Lopetegui I'm sure will be smarter than this."

[RBshorty]

Reports coming out of Germany is we are considering Edin Terzic. Just saying. Loopy Loo hasn’t signed yet.?

[Massive Attack]

"I just hope we stay in the top half of the table and we don’t find ourselves in a relegation battle. Agreed, last seasons relegation battle was horrendous."

[Side of Ham]

No surprise to read Eunuchsin hasn’t got the nuts for a relegation battle…..

[goose]

Nutsin 6:45 Mon May 13 Re: Welcome to West Ham United Julen Lopetegui !!! I just hope we stay in the top half of the table and we don’t find ourselves in a relegation battle. like last season?

[Phall Throw]

Have you blown your load over your signed copy of 'The MOYESIAH years' album yet Nutsy?

[Eerie Descent]

"No need to worry about that Nutsy son, Moyes has gone, so the relegation form we've been in for 18 months out of the last 2 years will be a thing of the past. You can chill out."

[Nutsin]

I just hope we stay in the top half of the table and we don’t find ourselves in a relegation battle.

[Massive Attack]

O Pee Guilt The kind of mishap you have when you suddenly realise you pissed all over your Adidas Sambas when rushing back to your seat when you hear a goal scored from the bogs.

[Hammer and Pickle]

I’m a lot happier about my Lollypoplady now

[Don Ravioli]

Sloppy titwank

[Lee Trundle]

Loppa-tai-ghee

[Massive Attack]

Sloppy shake wee

[Leonard Hatred]

Lopper Tagey

[Hammer and Pickle]

I keep getting “Lollypoplady”; it isn’t great.

[Massive Attack]

Russ You forgot to mention also leaving a legacy of 1 of the oldest Squads going and with a few out of contract (before we even get on to those quality players who will want out). But apart from all that...

[Lee Trundle]

"sloppyteacake? hahaha Far better than the toe-curling ""J-Lo"" and ""Jollop"" that I've seen."

[Lee Trundle]

"sloppyteacake? hahaha Far better than the toe-curling ""J-Lo"" and ""Jollop"" that I've seen."

[Vexed]

"I'm actually buoyed for next season, I think sloppyteacake is gonna do alright, the football will be better and we'll actually see some of our players with the ball. Transfer window will also be interesting rather than the usual dread of what Moyes is going to waste money on next. Roll on the summer."

[Russ of the BML]

Nutsin 7:34 Mon May 13 That was the pinnacle of Moyes time with West Ham. But it wasn't the standard he left behind. That standard is 5 wins in 2024. Most goals conceded since 1962/63 season. Most goals conceded of all clubs in PL except the relegated sides. A form guide in 2024 of 4th from bottom. 7 games conceded 4+ goals. A squad with no depth. Throwing the League Cup. Bottling the FA cup. Lucky to end up in top ten. And still playing a very pragmatic and defensive style. That's the standard he left behind. And that is why he has gone.

[El Scorchio]

The media were all taking the piss and laughing at Emery during and after his time at Arsenal. Not laughing now are they? Arsenal fans were all laughing at him. Well those six points he took off them are the difference between them being where they are now or already champions. Could cost them very dear. The media and Merson said Man City were mad to pay 50 million quid for KDB. How did that turn out? They were all wanking about Ming the clueless at Man U being brilliant. They know fuck all. Sure Lop could be a flop but he could be a huge success. Lets hope he is and get behind him.

[BillyJenningsBoots]

Yeah Nutsack Sounds like you are right behind the new manager... youve already set him unrealistic targets given the mess the squad is in and Im sure youll be the first to be calling him out as sson as theres a dip...

[chedylan 2]

"Don't bother arguing with this Nutsin. He still believed Moyes held the European undefeated run, because he was too lazy to check. He still believed we would qualify for Europe this season because he was too lazy to look at other teams fixtures . From the way he writes, childish boasts about getting a suntan :) and repeats the same odd phrases over abd over he appears mentally quite limited. Lazy thick and on a a wind up . So you are wasting your time. Ignore it"