‚ö? Chelsea v West Ham - Official Match Thread

[charleyfarley]

"CHELSEA V WEST HAM PREMIER LEAGUE KICK OFF SUN 5TH MAY 14:00 STAMFORD BRIDGE CHELSEA Petrovic, Chalobah, Silva, Badiashile, Cucurella, Gallagher ¬©, Caicedo, Madueke, Mudryk, Palmer, Jackson Subs: Bettinelli (GK), Gusto, Disasi, Colwill, Sterling, Nkunku, Casadei, Deivid, Gilchrist WEST HAM ‚öí Areola, Coufal, Zouma ¬©, Ogbonna, Emerson, Souƒçek, ?Ålvarez, Paquet?°, Kudus, Antonio, Bowen Subs: Fabia?Ñski, Johnson, Cresswell, Ward-Prowse, Cornet, Ings, Earthy, Casey, Mubama BETWAY ‚Ä¢ Chelsea 1/2: Draw 15/4: West Ham 9/2 REFEREE:-Andy Madley- ‚Ä¢ VAR:-Peter Bankes ‚Ä¢ ?üì°"

[Knicker Wetter]

"twoleftfeet the best thing the likes of you that other troll yorkammer and the other Moyes fanboys, Nutsin, wd40, joyo, pdcwhu, Haz, etc can do is delete your accounts and sign up with a new username, your time being taken serioiusly, if ever you were, is well and truly over."

[jfk]

"Made our way over to west London booked a pub for a Sunday roast early,roast was the bollocks as was the wine,all a bit of a rush to make kick off so blew it out. Glad we didn’t bother. Never have dreamed of doing the same a few years back even when we were shit and they were well good via dodgy funds Lost the spirit for the first time in my 57 years"

[Keep dreaming]

All Hail Moyseiah. Give him a 5 year contract Famous words from someone here on who.

[Massive Attack]

Iron Duke said: We’ve conceded more goals than Sunderland under Moyes seven years ago. And we’ve still got to play Man City away. Wow. Just wow.

[Fauxstralian]

"5-0 at Fulham , 5-0 at Chelsea Quite the West London double And another 3 conceded at Brentford of course Havent seen a post match interview from Moyes yet What CAN you say?"

[twoleftfeet]

"I made cheese scones whilst the match was on, that’s how much I thought about the game. The season ended for me after Leverkusen. Give Noble/Keen the last 2 games, play some youth."

[nychammer]

"we've dropped off a cliff in 2024 form, results and performance wise. The real worry is carrying this into next season which is why it's IMPERATIVE we get the new manager in ASAP, especially with Paqueta off and the signings we require to improve the squad. I suspect everyone's kind of known since January that this was on the cards hence the non existent window and collective drop in form and drubbings."

[stewey]

Jackson couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo but scores two against us. Be classy don’t sack the jock just hand him his P45 at the final whistle at the ethiad .

[irisiris95]

Was inevitable that we would slump after that last push vs Leverkusen but I didn't expect this much of a SLUMP. I'm surprised Moyes couldn't even use some of the youngsters in a game like this where we're basically out of the running for Europe. Instead he played the old & trusted & now knackered lot. Ridiculously predictable

[Iron Duke]

We’ve conceded more goals than Sunderland under Moyes seven years ago. And we’ve still got to play Man City away. Another spanking to London rivals. Bottom half beckons.

[zico]

"1-4, 0-5, 0-3, 0-6, 2-5, 0-5 - 70 goals conceded. Some wonderful memories from Dave, the medias solid defensive manager! Let's hope City don't need to boost their goal difference on the last day of the season."

[Sir Alf]

"The need for 5 new first team starters coukd never be clearer. We have to hope we can get some youngsters to come thru because Sullivan wont sanction 100 million + of spending. I thought selling Paqueta woukd be 85 million we could use but he looks shot ( or shoukd I say shit ) since he returned 4-6 weeks back. Our CBs were so slow, Emerson raped due to the Chelsea overloads down his side but we are a static team, slow and old that would be relegated if we didnt get some good fortunr before xmas ( Brighton away, Bournemouth home, Spurs away, Arsenal away and Burnley away to mention a few). Sorry end to a season too far for Moyes. Can we trust Sullivan to get his replacement right? A proper strategic change for tye long term? Can we fvck. :-("

[Manuel]

"And some want to wave this arrogant pig off next week?? The most hated manager in our history. There has to be announcement tonight or tomorrow latest, this cսnt is now humiliating our great club globally. Take that freeloader Nolan with you too, he's stole enough already. Fucking disgraceful set of shameless, gutless cunts. I'd honestly stop him from getting on the bus."

[Manuel]

"And some want to wave this arrogant pig off next week?? The most hated manager in our history. There has to be announcement tonight or tomorrow latest, this cսnt is now humiliating our great club globally. Take that freeloader Nolan with you too, he's stole enough already. Fucking disgraceful set of shameless, gutless cunts. I'd honestly stop him from getting on the bus."

[Mex Martillo]

"That Cucurella has a serious mop, I could do with him doing my floors. Fucking shit game. Couple of lucky goals from Chelsea to get a them going, but I guess you can say they made their luck. A game too far for Ogbonna? Bowen, three crossbars. Needed them to go in. Paqueta, not there, top for giving the ball away. Kudus, brilliant at passing players, but then what, no support or not seeing what to do with the ball? Be better when this is over."

[we did the great esc]

GET CORNET ON

[COOL HAND LUKE]

"5th goal now cleared by VAR... direct result of a fuck up by Soucek further up the pitch. Problem is, it's all about MONEY. Sullivan will go for the cheapest manager deal he can get, even though we all know that's likely to be a mistake. God forbid, it might still turn out that Moyes is the cheapest bet... Kinell..."

[Sir Alf]

5 it is. Its almost if our slow CBs keep getting caught? Give the young lads a run. Nope Cresswell on to add more over 30s This is pitiful

[Ron Eff]

Cresswell for Pacqueta ?üòÇ?üòÇ

[Helmut Shown]

"I'm watching this and Glen Murray is the ""expert"" co commentator. I hated the cսnt as a player as he was a diving cheat. But listening to the shit he spouts is fucking incredibly biased. The cսnt is using his position to laugh at West Ham. Although i don't think he's alone doing that at our incredibly inept display. Be careful what you wish for? Fuck off."

[Fauxstralian]

Find it impossible to believe that anyone wants more of this. Another utter humiliation with no clue from the manager. He has given up and the players gave up on him a long time ago. Like the dog days of Allardyce Enough

[Sir Alf]

Chelsea stopped trying so hard so we might get away with only 4 or 5 drubbing Paqueta looking for a way out of the game and club but hes been dreadful since he returned from injury 6 weeks back

[Helmut Shown]

"I'm watching this and Glen Murray is the ""expert"" co commentator. I hated the cսnt as a player as he was a diving cheat. But listening to the shit he spouts is fucking incredibly biased. The cսnt is using his position to laugh at West Ham. Although i don't think he's alone doing that at our incredibly inept display. Be careful what you wish for? Fuck off."

[we did the great esc]

GET KUDUS ON

[nychammer]

"""He might as well bring some of the youngsters on"" haha Ings, probably Cresswell to follow"