Allow me to inform you how the rest of the season will pan out for West Ham and David Moyes

[Leonard Hatred]

"We will lose 1-0 to Luton Town in a turgid, horrible game that will delight Keep Dreaming and those of his kidney. On the final game of the season we will defeat Manchester City by two goals to one in what will be remembered for generations as one of the most exciting climaxes to a season since we dicked Manchester United about in 1995. Arsenal will win the league. David Moyes will bowl into his post-match press conference to announce he will be leaving ""by mutual consent"", and then climb astride a white horse to ride off into the sunset. And hopefully he will be remembered as the great man he is by PROPER West Ham fans who actually understand Association Football and appreciate the great job he did *sips pint*"

[Hammer Oz]

I think I will ignore your spammy baiting posts :)

[Hammer Oz]

"Lennie, just checking you are the dopey cսnt who ..... Slagged off a member of the ICF on WHO (very bravely behind your keyboard) then realised you had put your picture up ............ Then actually grovelled a public apology on WHO like a ermmmm bitch.. That was you wasn't it?????????????"

[brick_lane_batty_boy]

"David Moyes to spoil his own send off by setting up how he always does against third from bottom Luton - allowing them the bulk of possession. We will start quickly, front foot for 10-15 mins - before Luton realise there are plentiful chances to be had courtesy of our leaking back line. Luton go two goals up with Ings nicking a late consolation. Unfortunately, due to the last six months and being two nil down - half the stadium will already have left the ground to get an early jump on the journey home. Manchester City final game - I pray to god they beat us to stop Arsenal winning the league - their fans have began morphing into Liverpool supporters and will be fucking unbearable. Not one easily riled, the Declan Rice stuff is properly starting to fuck me off. Almost like we didn't know he was good. Thank you for the European football and Trophy - But you have absolutely sucked the life out of my love of football / watching football/ west ham. Even my sons, who are young enough to still have some enthusiasm don't want to go anymore."

[Knicker Wetter]

Stick to Scottish football you raving drama queen

[BillyJenningsBoots]

"PROPER West Ham fans wouldnt put up with this turgid crap that is Moyesball... Wake up Leonard... youve lost your edge like Soldo the only ""fans"" that are enjoying his brand of anti-football are fans of Moyes not the club."

[Eerie Descent]

wd40 7:10 Mon May 6 Is the statue for the record number of goals we'll end up conceding this season?

[1964]

"We will draw with Luton, get thrashed by Man City and Moyes will leave back up North. He will then blame our shit second half of the season on the negativity of the fans and get massive support from the 'be careful what you wish for' brigade. It's all our fault. and the media will love it."

[mashed in maryland]

You're half right; we'll probably lose to Man City as well. Some weird fans will be positive about this if it stops Arsenal winning the league and because of some fake and gay soft spot for Man City. Moyes then fucks off in disgrace and all his achievements get immediately forgotten and is spoken about forever as the worst manager ever.

[percyd]

Luton to turn us over 2-1 with Reece Burke nodding in the winner in the 95th minute.

[wd40]

Beat city 3-0. Then a statue of Moyes is unrevealed showing him celebrating when that goal went in. Says goodbye- not a dry eye in the place. Programs start selling for £100 ahead of the day.

[arsene york-hunt]

"Stopped fucking caring weeks ago. Silver lining? Liverpool won't win the league, and Tottenham wont get in the top four."

[Massive Attack]

"Win vs Luton via a dodgy VAR penalty and lose handsomely away at City will be my guess and Moyes told to finally sling his hook for good. But this is Sullivan we're talking about here, so he could yet still reward the div with a new 3 year contract and huge payrise as Paqueta and Kudus run for the summer exit."

[twoleftfeet]

We will thrash Luton and then hopefully lose to Man City. I cannot have Arsenal winning the league.

[Phall Throw]

We'll lose the remaining games without scoring a goal The MOYESIAH will sign a new THREE YEAR deal Patrons who say they won't renew WILL RENEW