I've just seen the spitting image of Kim Jung Un in the hairdresser

[Coffee]

Trying to find a surreptitious way of taking a photo that won't involve getting poisoned later.

[gph]

"8. Where to see Kim Kardashian's silhouette and rear? Hoot wildly (5,5) Hair dresser doesn't even fit..."

[Coffee]

I'd say mashed 1:55 is right. Dwight Van Mann 10:47 Fri May 10 How can I tell you without telling you?

[Manuel]

Coffee will be along soon to clear things up :-)

[mashed in maryland]

Fuck google

[Manuel]

"''Language keeps changing, and while “spit and image” was once the more popular version, it's since been overtaken by “spitting image.” We'd therefore suggest using “spitting image” if you're not sure. However, both versions are acceptable, so you can choose which one you prefer''"

[mashed in maryland]

"Only learned recently that ""spitting image"" is wrong. Its ""spit and image"" Apologies for possibly the most petty and pointless correction in the sites history"

[Cheezey Bell-End]

I think he reads this. He's one of the pro Russian types on the war thread.

[Dwight Van Mann]

Coffee 11:13 Fri May 10 Tell me you've met Bolty without telling me

[Mike Oxsaw]

"Do they still whisper ""And something for the weekend, sir?"" as they're dusting you down?"

[Percy Dalton]

Men go to hairdressers now? Do they still put Brylcreem on your crust?

[On The Ball]

"Coffee - no, that was his dad. I think they're reluctant to claim he's at that level of 'loved'/deity-ness just yet. In a few years maybe."

[Aalborg Hammer]

I had some Korean food the other day - it was the dogs' bollocks

[Coffee]

On The Ball 1:06 Fri May 10 Isn't he the Dear Leader?

[Lee Trundle]

I can't imagine there's much of a KOREA in dishing out Kim Jung Un haircuts.

[On The Ball]

"Pretend to take a selfie of your splendid new haircut - different poses, different angles, different pouts - then whoops! Got one of the Supreme Leader by mistake."

[goose]

he's over here negotiating a deal for the Gold family shares.

[Haz]

Rios - Ag!

[Far Cough]

Too Fur Tee

[stewey]

Half two

[goose]

"He’s at the Chinese dentist later, can’t remember what time though……."

[riosleftsock]

Harrow?

[riosleftsock]

Harrow?

[goose]

"Poor bastard probably just wants a bit of quiet time, a few moments off from the stresses of dictatorship, but instead he’s got you eyeing him up."

[Coffee]

He's picking his nose